(#5732074) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by LittleTree on 17 Dec 2025 at 9:07PM
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This section is now closed for comments. Thanks for understanding.
(#5732071) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:58PMFeliz Navidad
(#5731948) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by GinnyB on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:11AMI happen to love The Little Drummer Boy..
(#5731925) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by AmberLove on 17 Dec 2025 at 2:03AMLittle Drummer Boy
(#5731833) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by monkeytyper on 16 Dec 2025 at 4:06PMCarol of the Bells...
(#5731830) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:33PMoh Holy Night
(#5731769) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:01AMRobert Wells and Mel Torme's "The Christmas Song" as sung by Nat "King" Cole
(#5731720) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Dec 2025 at 11:38PM.
The Greatest Gift Of All.
(#5731708) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Big Giant Head on 15 Dec 2025 at 10:54PMWomblin' Merry Christmas by The Wombles
(#5731686) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Carol59 on 15 Dec 2025 at 9:03PMGrandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!
(#5731684) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Jools on 15 Dec 2025 at 8:56PMFairytale of New York
(#5731659) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by z71cat on 15 Dec 2025 at 7:17PMLittle drummer boy
(#5731653) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:19PMJingle Bells
(#5731651) Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:03PM
..and please vote above for your favorite para ending.
(#5731649) Winner of If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 5:45PM
..winner is..

..
izzy with his para ending of: If you are what you eat, I'm in trouble cuz I'm a big fat...
cheesecake...

I could go for one!
Look for a Christmas token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page
izzy!
If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat
(#5730956) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by cindy1970 on 12 Dec 2025 at 2:21PMHe and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe
(#5730278) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by DBowler1970 on 9 Dec 2025 at 1:49AMI lit a fire under his bum last year.
(#5730157) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Trent-PA on 8 Dec 2025 at 1:55PMthe reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . .
(#5730098) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by fatdaddy on 8 Dec 2025 at 6:11AMnot only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred.
(#5730091) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Dec 2025 at 4:40AM🎅 …my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave.
(#5729546) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Nukkle Dragger on 6 Dec 2025 at 4:08AMCongress voted to release the naughty list.
(#5729521) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Dec 2025 at 12:37AMApparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign.
(#5729503) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 5 Dec 2025 at 11:30PMbecause he doesn't have anything to cure cancer
(#5729489) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:59PMMilk or cookies
(#5729462) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:47PMcause I'm old and grouchy !!
(#5729445) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Jools on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:45PM..of too many tariffs
(#5729442) Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:36PMWinner to receive their choice of a regular token AND their choice of a Christmas token.
(#5729437) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:55PMYou got it! Thank you,
z71cat!
(#5729429) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by z71cat on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:31PMThanks everyone one for the votes! MAy I have the dancing snowman please. Thanks for all you do🤗
(#5729424) Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:20PM
Winner is...

..
z71cat with her para ending of:
My mother didn't raise no fool..I always..
Asked daddy first 
Nope, no fool there!!
You may have your choice of any token on the board, regular or Christmas token. Please let me know. 1 goldero is coming to your profile page,
z71cat.
(#5727428) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Trent-PA on 28 Nov 2025 at 10:11AMbowl of ice cream.
(#5726906) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Gameheart on 25 Nov 2025 at 4:52PMHamburger..
(#5726819) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by cindy1970 on 25 Nov 2025 at 5:05AMKale
(#5726750) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Buddha on 24 Nov 2025 at 10:44PMBacon Strip
(#5726720) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by izzy on 24 Nov 2025 at 9:04PMcheese cake
(#5726586) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Nov 2025 at 5:54AMSo big, even the Elephants are embarrassed to see you naked.
(#5726558) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Nov 2025 at 3:52AM…big fat cow. Honestly, at this point I think my spirit animal is a lactose-intolerant heifer with no self-control.
(#5726536) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Carol59 on 24 Nov 2025 at 1:11AMChocolate bar
(#5726533) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Jools on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:37AMcheeseburger
(#5726531) If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:27AM
Don't forget to vote in the poll for contest above. Your vote DOES count for our players!
(#5725181) Voting for My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I always..
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Nov 2025 at 10:04PM (#5723889) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by bestgremlin on 16 Nov 2025 at 8:42PM...made a Fool of myself!
(#5723187) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Buddha on 13 Nov 2025 at 1:42PM. . ran like heck when Father took off his belt!
(#5722464) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Bullets9mm on 10 Nov 2025 at 3:33AMBut, daddy did!
(#5722137) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Nov 2025 at 6:42PMput on clean underwear...
(#5722020) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Jools on 8 Nov 2025 at 12:23AMavoid double negatives
(#5722014) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:35PMI always let the fool go first.
(#5721930) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by marcmandy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:53PM
I always cross both ways before I look...
(#5721793) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by fatdaddy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:01AMmove away from that end of the horse.
(#5721672) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by z71cat on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:48PMAsked daddy first.
(#5721662) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Gameheart on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:12PMturn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk....
(#5721646) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Trent-PA on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:52PMknew that I was raised by wolves.
(#5721638) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:20PMI just always acted like one
(#5721622) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Nov 2025 at 12:46PMCome back around, and I've been around a few times by now
(#5721440) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:43PM
..made sure the dog was under the table at meals!
(#5721439) My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:41PM (#5721381) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 5 Nov 2025 at 2:40PMThank you all
(#5721265) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by fatdaddy on 5 Nov 2025 at 12:45AMSage advise!
(#5718916) Voting for I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 26 Oct 2025 at 1:37AM
Poll is up.
(#5718389) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by marcmandy on 23 Oct 2025 at 5:01PM
Vegetables!
(#5718090) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by fatdaddy on 22 Oct 2025 at 1:04AMfrozen locks.
(#5718047) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by AmberLove on 21 Oct 2025 at 8:18PMyour ex
(#5717949) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 21 Oct 2025 at 1:24AMAny game site other than GoldToken.com!
(#5717855) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 20 Oct 2025 at 2:32PManything that doesn't bring a blessing into your life
(#5717787) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by hoof hearted on 20 Oct 2025 at 4:08AMTV
(#5717714) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 7:06PMThe news!
(#5717712) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Oct 2025 at 6:45PMunhappy people.
(#5717672) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:09PMSocial media
(#5717639) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:17PMtelemarketers.
(#5717627) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by TowneKook- on 19 Oct 2025 at 11:00AMStay Away from Idiots!!
(#5717606) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Gameheart on 19 Oct 2025 at 8:00AMNegative thoughts..
(#5717596) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:46AMThe gym
(#5717595) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Buddha on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:32AMSadness
(#5717591) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Oct 2025 at 4:47AMThe Mirror
(#5717565) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by izzy on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:00AMMy mother-in-law
(#5717554) I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:48AM (#5712755) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 23 Sep 2025 at 11:45PM (#5712678) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 7:02PM (#5712666) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Sep 2025 at 6:05PMZOUNDS!
Have an uneventful...
...well that's impossible...
Have an as uneventful move as you can.
(#5712655) Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 5:05PM
Winner is..

..
TaUrUsRoSe with her winning para ending of:
Life's too short. Go for..
all you can get.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page
TaUrUsRoSe!
I am moving to another state and will not be online for awhile to add another contest so please bear with me while I transition.
Thanks to each and every one of you for your supporting this board! You ARE appreciated!
(#5711348) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Sep 2025 at 12:18AMLife is short, and so am I.
(#5710993) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Sep 2025 at 12:51AM..that first and last brownie!!
(#5710954) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by jroyster on 14 Sep 2025 at 8:21PMIce cream
(#5710927) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 14 Sep 2025 at 4:59PMjust remember to be thankful for another day
(#5710755) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Buddha on 13 Sep 2025 at 4:25PM. . the Jackpot! It's at the end of that Rainbow.
(#5710704) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Trent-PA on 13 Sep 2025 at 10:41AMbroke.
(#5710678) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by GinnyB on 13 Sep 2025 at 8:30AMLive like there's no tomorrow...
(#5710637) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 13 Sep 2025 at 12:33AMThe GoldToken!!!!!!!!
(#5710625) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:59PMAll you can get
(#5710613) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2025 at 9:16PMthe challenge
(#5710568) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by z71cat on 12 Sep 2025 at 3:10PMThe gusto
(#5710565) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Jools on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:26PMChocolate instead
(#5710547) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by TowneKook- on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:00AMGo for it now. The future is promised to no one.
(#5710546) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2025 at 10:10AManother donut!
(#5710533) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Gameheart on 12 Sep 2025 at 8:50AMEverything.
(#5710512) Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:36AM (#5709836) Poll is Up
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:52PM (#5709782) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Sep 2025 at 7:29AM (#5709762) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out
Posted by Sundrop kid on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:20AMThanks, I can't believe that actually won. Lol
(#5708175) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by GinnyB on 29 Aug 2025 at 7:21AMA Mother's love
(#5708060) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by marcmandy on 28 Aug 2025 at 4:45PM
...of a falling sky!
(#5707909) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Buddha on 27 Aug 2025 at 8:21PMOf positive drinking!
(#5707702) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Aug 2025 at 7:20PMA woman on a mission
(#5707477) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Trent-PA on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:22PMof keeping your mouth shut.
(#5707476) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by z71cat on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:19PMMom's look!!
(#5707375) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by fatdaddy on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:04AMof the bouquet of a slice of pizza.
(#5707367) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 25 Aug 2025 at 2:16AMParaprosdokian Sentences
(#5707365) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by jroyster on 25 Aug 2025 at 1:26AMof Positive Thinking
(#5707339) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Aug 2025 at 11:36PM...of the eyebrow
(#5707330) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:43PMof stupid people in large groups.
(#5707326) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by izzy on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:15PMof deodorant.
(#5707322) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Gameheart on 24 Aug 2025 at 9:52PMOf thought....
(#5707288) Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Aug 2025 at 7:00PM
Poll is up.
(#5706696) Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume
Posted by jroyster on 22 Aug 2025 at 1:50AM (#5706603) Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume
Posted by LittleTree on 21 Aug 2025 at 7:24PM
..we have a tie!

Winners are:
jd91..
but it's still not enough.
jroyster..
I could pass gas around her and she never knew.

Both great entries!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile pages!
My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
(#5705550) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:06PMthere actually are some people who like the taste of liver.
(#5705503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Jools on 16 Aug 2025 at 7:41AMAnd me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that
(#5705479) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:39AMMaybe it could also be expressed "Most everyone today has already reached adulthood when they find out..."
I was stumped at first myself.
(#5705468) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Aug 2025 at 12:57AMIt means one just learned something new that one wasn't aware of. Usually, something the majority of people already knew. It's like a "who knew?" Used a lot on social media.
(#5705452) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:51PMSorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.
(#5705396) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2025 at 6:22PM
OK, guys, we need some more entries for "Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.."
Please help us keep this board alive!
(#5705338) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:54AMThe poll is up....
Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet
(#5704049) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2025 at 3:11AMLife is not a "Fairy Tale"...
(#5703509) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by z71cat on 6 Aug 2025 at 9:56PMThere is no Santa Claus😪
(#5703503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Aug 2025 at 9:32PMWhen I realized this. I may never be the same.
(#5703447) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by fatdaddy on 6 Aug 2025 at 6:47PMthat yes it is best to obey the laws.
(#5703443) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 6 Aug 2025 at 5:38PM..life isn't what they expected it to be.
(#5703439) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by jd91 on 6 Aug 2025 at 5:11PMHow to count.
(#5703261) Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 7:32PM
Poll is up.
(#5703260) Re: Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..
Posted by ladyvic on 5 Aug 2025 at 7:19PM (#5703258) Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 6:59PM
..is..

..
ladyvic with her ending para sentence of:
You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So why...
worry about it? 
Not much you can do about it, so why worry?
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page
ladyvic!
(#5699618) That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church
Posted by Baleen1 on 17 Jul 2025 at 6:19PM (#5699513) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Bullets9mm on 17 Jul 2025 at 3:42AMTo save on buying deodorant.
(#5699436) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 7:06PMThey didn't need to embalm her when she died
(#5699416) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by joenrondi on 16 Jul 2025 at 4:00PMSmoke alarms would go off when she came in the room
(#5699397) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 1:09PMI could pass gas around her and she never knew
(#5699396) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Jul 2025 at 1:08PMthat her nickname is Chanel No. 5.
(#5699390) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by ladyvic on 16 Jul 2025 at 12:34PMPeople would pass out when she walked by
(#5699313) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Gameheart on 15 Jul 2025 at 10:37PMThe dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around..
(#5699311) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by TowneKook- on 15 Jul 2025 at 10:13PMIt just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor
(#5699255) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by z71cat on 15 Jul 2025 at 6:14PMHad to go in next room just to be able to breathe
(#5699247) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jd91 on 15 Jul 2025 at 5:26PMBut it's still not enough.
(#5699238) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Jul 2025 at 4:18PMThat I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers!
(#5699226) My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jul 2025 at 3:13PM
Poll is up...
(#5698487) Re: Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
Posted by Trent-PA on 11 Jul 2025 at 11:24PMThanks so much!!
(#5698433) Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Jul 2025 at 3:33PM
..is..

..
Trent-PA with his para ending of:
Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer...
in plastic surgery.
Watch for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page,
Trent-PA!
Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
(#5696578) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by Gameheart on 3 Jul 2025 at 1:50AMNot simply ignore the use by date?
(#5696509) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jul 2025 at 6:56PMChange that attitude!
(#5696363) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by Bullets9mm on 2 Jul 2025 at 2:00AMBother!!
(#5696060) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by ladyvic on 30 Jun 2025 at 4:37PMWorry about it
(#5696051) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jun 2025 at 4:04PM
Hey, guys, need some more entries for You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why...