Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
..of too many tariffs 20%
..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . 16%
..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. 12%
..cause I'm old and grouchy !! 12%
..Congress voted to release the naughty list. 12%
..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe 8%
..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. 8%
..Milk or cookies 4%
.. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. 4%
..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer 4%
..I lit a fire under his bum last year. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5732074) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by LittleTree on 17 Dec 2025 at 9:07PM

Thank you all for replying! You will all receive a Christmas token!

Thank you for supporting Paraprosdokian Sentences. You really rock! Merry Christmas


This section is now closed for comments. Thanks for understanding. Offering flower

(#5732071) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:58PM
Feliz Navidad
(#5731948) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by GinnyB on 17 Dec 2025 at 8:11AM
I happen to love The Little Drummer Boy..
(#5731925) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by AmberLove on 17 Dec 2025 at 2:03AM
Little Drummer Boy
(#5731833) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by monkeytyper on 16 Dec 2025 at 4:06PM
Carol of the Bells...Bell
(#5731830) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:33PM
oh Holy Night
(#5731769) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Dec 2025 at 3:01AM
Robert Wells and Mel Torme's "The Christmas Song" as sung by Nat "King" Cole
(#5731720) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Dec 2025 at 11:38PM
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The Greatest Gift Of All.
(#5731708) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Big Giant Head on 15 Dec 2025 at 10:54PM
Womblin' Merry Christmas by The Wombles
(#5731686) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Carol59 on 15 Dec 2025 at 9:03PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!
(#5731684) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by Jools on 15 Dec 2025 at 8:56PM
Fairytale of New York
(#5731659) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by z71cat on 15 Dec 2025 at 7:17PM
Little drummer boy
(#5731653) Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:19PM
Jingle Bells Smiling
(#5731651) Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:03PM

..and please vote above for your favorite para ending. Merry Christmas
(#5731649) Winner of If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 5:45PM

..winner is..Well done..izzy with his para ending of: If you are what you eat, I'm in trouble cuz I'm a big fat...cheesecake...Laughing I could go for one!

Look for a Christmas token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page izzy! High five

Merry Christmas

If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat
(#5730956) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by cindy1970 on 12 Dec 2025 at 2:21PM
He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe Confetti
(#5730278) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by DBowler1970 on 9 Dec 2025 at 1:49AM
I lit a fire under his bum last year.
(#5730157) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Trent-PA on 8 Dec 2025 at 1:55PM
the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . .
(#5730098) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by fatdaddy on 8 Dec 2025 at 6:11AM
not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred.
(#5730091) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Dec 2025 at 4:40AM
🎅 …my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave.
(#5729546) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Nukkle Dragger on 6 Dec 2025 at 4:08AM
Congress voted to release the naughty list.
(#5729521) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Dec 2025 at 12:37AM
Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign.
(#5729503) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 5 Dec 2025 at 11:30PM
because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer
(#5729489) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:59PM
Milk or cookies
(#5729462) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2025 at 10:47PM
cause I'm old and grouchy !! Frightened
(#5729445) Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by Jools on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:45PM
..of too many tariffs
(#5729442) Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:36PM
Winner to receive their choice of a regular token AND their choice of a Christmas token. Santa Claus
(#5729437) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:55PM
You got it! Thank you, z71cat!
(#5729429) Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by z71cat on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:31PM
Thanks everyone one for the votes! MAy I have the dancing snowman please. Thanks for all you do🤗
(#5729424) Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2025 at 8:20PM

Winner is...Way to go!!..z71cat with her para ending of:

My mother didn't raise no fool..I always..Asked daddy first Laughing Nope, no fool there!!

You may have your choice of any token on the board, regular or Christmas token. Please let me know. 1 goldero is coming to your profile page, z71cat.
(#5727428) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Trent-PA on 28 Nov 2025 at 10:11AM
bowl of ice cream.
(#5726906) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Gameheart on 25 Nov 2025 at 4:52PM
Hamburger..
(#5726819) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by cindy1970 on 25 Nov 2025 at 5:05AM
Kale
(#5726750) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Buddha on 24 Nov 2025 at 10:44PM
Bacon Strip
(#5726720) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by izzy on 24 Nov 2025 at 9:04PM
cheese cake
(#5726586) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Nov 2025 at 5:54AM
So big, even the Elephants are embarrassed to see you naked.
(#5726558) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Nov 2025 at 3:52AM
…big fat cow. Honestly, at this point I think my spirit animal is a lactose-intolerant heifer with no self-control.
(#5726536) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Carol59 on 24 Nov 2025 at 1:11AM
Chocolate bar
(#5726533) Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by Jools on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:37AM
cheeseburger
(#5726531) If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat..
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Nov 2025 at 12:27AM

Don't forget to vote in the poll for contest above. Your vote DOES count for our players! High five
(#5725181) Voting for My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I always..
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Nov 2025 at 10:04PM

Let's Vote
(#5723889) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by bestgremlin on 16 Nov 2025 at 8:42PM
...made a Fool of myself!
(#5723187) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Buddha on 13 Nov 2025 at 1:42PM
. . ran like heck when Father took off his belt!
(#5722464) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Bullets9mm on 10 Nov 2025 at 3:33AM
But, daddy did!
(#5722137) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Nov 2025 at 6:42PM
put on clean underwear...
(#5722020) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Jools on 8 Nov 2025 at 12:23AM
avoid double negatives
(#5722014) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:35PM
I always let the fool go first.
(#5721930) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by marcmandy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:53PM

I always cross both ways before I look...
(#5721793) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by fatdaddy on 7 Nov 2025 at 1:01AM
move away from that end of the horse.
(#5721672) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by z71cat on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:48PM
Asked daddy first.
(#5721662) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Gameheart on 6 Nov 2025 at 3:12PM
turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk....
(#5721646) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by Trent-PA on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:52PM
knew that I was raised by wolves.
(#5721638) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 6 Nov 2025 at 2:20PM
I just always acted like one
(#5721622) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Nov 2025 at 12:46PM
Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now
(#5721440) Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:43PM

..made sure the dog was under the table at meals!
(#5721439) My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2025 at 6:41PM
(#5721381) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 5 Nov 2025 at 2:40PM
Thank you all
(#5721265) Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by fatdaddy on 5 Nov 2025 at 12:45AM
Sage advise!
(#5721256) Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 4 Nov 2025 at 11:59PM

Winner is...Well done..z71cat with her para ending of:

I've found the key to happiness..stay away from..social media. Agreed!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page z71cat ! High five


I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
(#5718916) Voting for I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 26 Oct 2025 at 1:37AM

Poll is up. Let's Vote Smiling
(#5718389) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by marcmandy on 23 Oct 2025 at 5:01PM

Vegetables!
(#5718090) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by fatdaddy on 22 Oct 2025 at 1:04AM
frozen locks.
(#5718047) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by AmberLove on 21 Oct 2025 at 8:18PM
your ex
(#5717949) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 21 Oct 2025 at 1:24AM
Any game site other than GoldToken.com!
(#5717855) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 20 Oct 2025 at 2:32PM
anything that doesn't bring a blessing into your life
(#5717787) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by hoof hearted on 20 Oct 2025 at 4:08AM
TV
(#5717714) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 7:06PM
The news!
(#5717712) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Oct 2025 at 6:45PM
unhappy people.
(#5717672) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by z71cat on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:09PM
Social media
(#5717639) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:17PM
telemarketers.
(#5717627) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by TowneKook- on 19 Oct 2025 at 11:00AM
Stay Away from Idiots!!
(#5717606) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Gameheart on 19 Oct 2025 at 8:00AM
Negative thoughts..
(#5717596) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:46AM
The gym
(#5717595) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Buddha on 19 Oct 2025 at 5:32AM
Sadness
(#5717591) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Oct 2025 at 4:47AM
The Mirror
(#5717565) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by izzy on 19 Oct 2025 at 2:00AM
My mother-in-law
(#5717554) I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 19 Oct 2025 at 12:48AM
(#5712755) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 23 Sep 2025 at 11:45PM
Thanks with hearts
(#5712678) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 7:02PM
Thank you, fatdaddy!
(#5712666) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Sep 2025 at 6:05PM
ZOUNDS!
Have an uneventful...
...well that's impossible...
Have an as uneventful move as you can. Hugging
VW Bus
(#5712655) Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 5:05PM

Winner is..Way to go!!..TaUrUsRoSe with her winning para ending of:

Life's too short. Go for..all you can get. Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page TaUrUsRoSe! High five

I am moving to another state and will not be online for awhile to add another contest so please bear with me while I transition. Hugging


Thanks to each and every one of you for your supporting this board! You ARE appreciated!

(#5711348) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by hoof hearted on 17 Sep 2025 at 12:18AM
Life is short, and so am I.
(#5711192) Winner of Never Underestimate the Power of
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Sep 2025 at 1:16AM

..is..Well done..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

Never Underestimate the Power of..prayer Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack! High five

Never Underestimate the Power

Poll is Up Smiling

(#5710993) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Sep 2025 at 12:51AM
..that first and last brownie!!
(#5710954) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by jroyster on 14 Sep 2025 at 8:21PM
Ice cream
(#5710927) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 14 Sep 2025 at 4:59PM
just remember to be thankful for another day
(#5710755) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Buddha on 13 Sep 2025 at 4:25PM
. . the Jackpot! It's at the end of that Rainbow.
(#5710704) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Trent-PA on 13 Sep 2025 at 10:41AM
broke.
(#5710678) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by GinnyB on 13 Sep 2025 at 8:30AM
Live like there's no tomorrow...
(#5710637) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 13 Sep 2025 at 12:33AM
The GoldToken!!!!!!!!
(#5710625) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:59PM
All you can get
(#5710613) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2025 at 9:16PM
the challenge
(#5710568) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by z71cat on 12 Sep 2025 at 3:10PM
The gusto
(#5710565) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Jools on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:26PM
Chocolate instead
(#5710547) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by TowneKook- on 12 Sep 2025 at 11:00AM
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
(#5710546) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2025 at 10:10AM
another donut!
(#5710533) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by Gameheart on 12 Sep 2025 at 8:50AM
Everything.
(#5710512) Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:36AM
(#5709836) Poll is Up
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:52PM
(#5709782) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Sep 2025 at 7:29AM
Confetti
(#5709762) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out
Posted by Sundrop kid on 7 Sep 2025 at 3:20AM
Thanks, I can't believe that actually won. Lol
(#5709748) Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 1:17AM

..is..Way to go!!..Sundrop kid with his winning entry of:

Everyone was today's year old when they find out..the poll is up. Laughing

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid! High five


Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
(#5708175) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by GinnyB on 29 Aug 2025 at 7:21AM
A Mother's love
(#5708060) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by marcmandy on 28 Aug 2025 at 4:45PM

...of a falling sky!
(#5707909) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Buddha on 27 Aug 2025 at 8:21PM
Of positive drinking!
(#5707702) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Aug 2025 at 7:20PM
A woman on a mission
(#5707477) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Trent-PA on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:22PM
of keeping your mouth shut.
(#5707476) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by z71cat on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:19PM
Mom's look!!
(#5707410) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 25 Aug 2025 at 9:17AM
.
prayer.
(#5707375) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by fatdaddy on 25 Aug 2025 at 3:04AM
of the bouquet of a slice of pizza.
(#5707367) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 25 Aug 2025 at 2:16AM
Paraprosdokian Sentences
(#5707365) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by jroyster on 25 Aug 2025 at 1:26AM
of Positive Thinking
(#5707339) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Aug 2025 at 11:36PM
...of the eyebrow
(#5707330) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:43PM
of stupid people in large groups.
(#5707326) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by izzy on 24 Aug 2025 at 10:15PM
of deodorant.
(#5707322) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by Gameheart on 24 Aug 2025 at 9:52PM
Of thought....
(#5707288) Never Underestimate the Power..
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Aug 2025 at 7:00PM

Poll is up. Smiling
(#5706696) Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume
Posted by jroyster on 22 Aug 2025 at 1:50AM
Thank you
(#5706603) Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume
Posted by LittleTree on 21 Aug 2025 at 7:24PM

..we have a tie! Thumbs up Winners are:

jd91..but it's still not enough.

jroyster..I could pass gas around her and she never knew.

Laughing Both great entries!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile pages! High five



My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
(#5705550) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:06PM
there actually are some people who like the taste of liver.
(#5705503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Jools on 16 Aug 2025 at 7:41AM
And me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that
(#5705481) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:41AM
Me 2
(#5705479) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Aug 2025 at 2:39AM
Maybe it could also be expressed "Most everyone today has already reached adulthood when they find out..."
I was stumped at first myself.
(#5705468) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Aug 2025 at 12:57AM
It means one just learned something new that one wasn't aware of. Usually, something the majority of people already knew. It's like a "who knew?" Used a lot on social media. Smiling
(#5705452) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:51PM
Sorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.
(#5705396) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2025 at 6:22PM

OK, guys, we need some more entries for "Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.."

Please help us keep this board alive! Pretty Please
(#5705338) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:54AM
The poll is up....





Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet
(#5704049) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2025 at 3:11AM
Life is not a "Fairy Tale"...
(#5703509) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by z71cat on 6 Aug 2025 at 9:56PM
There is no Santa Claus😪
(#5703503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Aug 2025 at 9:32PM
When I realized this. I may never be the same.
(#5703447) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by fatdaddy on 6 Aug 2025 at 6:47PM
that yes it is best to obey the laws.
(#5703443) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 6 Aug 2025 at 5:38PM
..life isn't what they expected it to be.
(#5703439) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by jd91 on 6 Aug 2025 at 5:11PM
How to count.
(#5703261) Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 7:32PM

Poll is up. Let's Vote
(#5703260) Re: Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..
Posted by ladyvic on 5 Aug 2025 at 7:19PM
Flowery Thank you Dancing
(#5703258) Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 6:59PM

..is..Way to go!!..ladyvic with her ending para sentence of:

You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So why...worry about it? Laughing Not much you can do about it, so why worry?

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page ladyvic! High five
(#5699618) That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church
Posted by Baleen1 on 17 Jul 2025 at 6:19PM
(#5699513) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Bullets9mm on 17 Jul 2025 at 3:42AM
To save on buying deodorant.
(#5699436) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 7:06PM
They didn't need to embalm her when she died
(#5699416) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by joenrondi on 16 Jul 2025 at 4:00PM
Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room
(#5699397) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 1:09PM
I could pass gas around her and she never knew
(#5699396) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Jul 2025 at 1:08PM
that her nickname is Chanel No. 5.
(#5699390) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by ladyvic on 16 Jul 2025 at 12:34PM
People would pass out when she walked by
(#5699313) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by Gameheart on 15 Jul 2025 at 10:37PM
The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around..
(#5699311) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by TowneKook- on 15 Jul 2025 at 10:13PM
It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor
(#5699255) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by z71cat on 15 Jul 2025 at 6:14PM
Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe
(#5699247) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jd91 on 15 Jul 2025 at 5:26PM
But it's still not enough.
(#5699238) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Jul 2025 at 4:18PM
That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers!
(#5699226) My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jul 2025 at 3:13PM

Poll is up...Let's Vote
(#5698487) Re: Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
Posted by Trent-PA on 11 Jul 2025 at 11:24PM
Thanks so much!!
(#5698433) Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Jul 2025 at 3:33PM

..is..Well done..Trent-PA with his para ending of:

Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer...in plastic surgery. Laughing Good Job!!

Watch for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, Trent-PA! High five



Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
(#5696578) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by Gameheart on 3 Jul 2025 at 1:50AM
Not simply ignore the use by date?
(#5696509) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jul 2025 at 6:56PM
Change that attitude!
(#5696363) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by Bullets9mm on 2 Jul 2025 at 2:00AM
Bother!!
(#5696060) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by ladyvic on 30 Jun 2025 at 4:37PM
Worry about it
(#5696051) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..
Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jun 2025 at 4:04PM

Hey, guys, need some more entries for You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why... Pretty Please

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