Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..in the power of moisturising cream (19%)
• ..in plastic surgery. (19%)
• ..I should write a song. (11%)
• ..Make Up works miracles (11%)
• ..I don't monkee around (7%)
• ..in natural beauty. (7%)
• ..Not a trace of doubt in my mind (7%)
• ..ugly only skin deep (4%)
• ..That I'm in love with Badger! (4%)
• ..I couldn't leave her if I tried (4%)
• ..That she could eat an apple through a picket fence (4%)
• ...mirrors really can crack when you look into them! (4%)
• ..if looks hurt I would be dead...lol (0%)