Those are both pretty good replies

is.... Big Giant Head with the winning entry of:

If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't...fake it til you make it.

Second place was Trent-PA with..flaunt it anyway!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head!

quit coping off Joe he is failing

Fawting. 😆

playing with my smart phone.

Bunking off school

Thank you! I haven't won one of these before.

Passing notes in class

Sleeping in class

Using ai to write my essays..

Listen.

Being the class clown

If I would just stop looking out window day dreaming 😀

Poll is up.

Second place to win the bonus token on this contest.

Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of:

My memory is so bad...I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.

There was two way tie for second place.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, hoof hearted!

My Memory is So Bad

be glad. Doctors' visits are expensive these days.

Who cares..

Last chance for entries for If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...

find it!

..better call Saul!

fake it til you make it

get plastic surgery.

Sorry, dickfrank, this entry has already been used. You many try another if you wish.

flaunt it anyhow

hide in a deep dark place

Blame everyone but yourself!

It doesn't mean much, anyway!

keep it covered!

Pretend you do...

Fawt it!

flaunt it anyway!

Shut up about it.

Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero.

Thank you Little Tree 💕

Heartsong and us3.

..is....Heartsong with her para ending of:

I kept a diary right after being born: Day 1..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months.

We had a three way tie for second place.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Heartsong!





I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1...

I forget where I place my phone,keys

Last call for My Memory is So Bad.. Voting will begin soon.

Oops I made the same answer somebody else, so please change that to

I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer.

That I could plan my own surprise party.

even bad memories are good!

Pardon?

I could plan my Surprise party

........................?

I need to wear a name tag UPSIDE DOWN so I can read it...

... what was the subject?

Poll is up.

Winner is....Meeshamouse with her winning para entry of:

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and...playing my games at GoldToken. Very true!

Second place was Jools with: more taxes

As winner of this contest Meeshamouse you will get to chose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token, a para token, and 1 goldero. Please let me know what player you would like to receive the token.

Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and

Those politicians are awful! I want to go back inside! Mommy! Mommy!

My first roller coster ride was scary.....

WaaaaaaaAAAA!!!!!

Wow! All those bright lights were so intense but then I saw my Mommy!

It was so sweet going down, but it's coming out like Taco Bell.

I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months

Someone help! It's too noisy out here!!

Oooh, so cold and what's that light?

I'm going to get revenge on that person who slapped me on the butt!

Ouch! Why did I get smacked on my bottom?

It's cold out here, I want to go back in

2 hours later would of been new years baby

I pooped on dad.

Poll is up.

Thank you and congrats PattyMac

drinking water and up all night peeing

Winner is......Lil Red with her para ending of:

Young man, you have 10 seconds to tell me...Why you cut all your little sisters hair off.

Second place was PattyMac with..Something besides "whatever"

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Lil Red!

. . that green light ahead of you turning red!

...Chocolate!

.....Children turning against their parents.

ignorance.

Clever Paraprosdokian Sentences

Hair Loss!

Birth

Jesus coming back!

DNA

....more taxes

of course, there's Shipping & Handling, too!

getting wood tokens at GT

Coffee

Thirst and hunger

Playing my games at Goldtoken!!

New life....

Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and Win or Lose

unkept political promises.

..the driver ahead of you refusing to use a turn signal.

medical bills

Childbirth

Poll is up.

With this contest the winner gets to choose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token.

Thanks so much!

..is....Trent-PA with his para ending of:

You know you're in trouble when your neighbor calls and tells you..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.

Second place was TowneKook- with..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. Good one!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Trent-PA!

You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You

Last call for Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me. Voting will start soon.

How your tiger ended up in my living room..

Where you hid the body

where you hid my car keys . . . I'm late for work!

Something besides "whatever"

but, my brain keeps giving me Error messages

Why you put the cat in the freezer!!

What your hidding behind your back.......ekkkkkkk a snake..

What your intentions are with my daughter!

you got all Fs on report card

Why you cut all your little sisters hair off...

Tyvm Sis!!

Congrats Sis!

..is....TaUrUsRoSe with her ending para sentence of:

Sometimes I get road rage just..sitting at a stop sign.

There was a three way tie for 2nd place.

Look for a Para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TaUrUsRoSe!

Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just

The Morgue Van is driving down your driveway.

A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof.

Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway....

There's a ufo on your roof..

To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence.

There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation

they can tell you what color undies you have on

Your dead father voted

Your hubby was sneaking out the window at night

Your dog has dug up his garden

your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.

Thanks for voting

ty

..is.... TowneKook- with:

That moment when you realize..it wasn't a fart.

There was a two way tie between * Sassy_Angel * and Trent-PA who will receive the bonus token but Trent has already received the bonus token.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-!

...trying to navigate the World Wide Web!

Sleeping

Getting hit in the behind with someones shopping cart. Grrr

Let me sing a song to calm down.

Riding with a driver with road rage.

thinking about driving.

Walking on the sidewalk.

Getting the 'finger' for driving the speed limit..........

Pushing a shopping cart.

At Walmart

Watching road rage videos..

when there ice and snow on roads and people drive like its 80 and sunny

Shopping at the grocery store!

trying to cross the road

Sitting at a Stop sign

Poll is up.

Your wife isn't about to be as satisfied as you are

..you realize what my name really says

It is Momday all over again

..is....Gameheart with his ending para sentence of:


The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows..It was a mistake to come down out of the trees.

Second place is Trent-PA with:

when you hold your baby for the very first time!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Gameheart!

This contest had the 2nd place winner to receive the bonus token so Trent-PA look for it on your profile page.

Your inlaws were all moved in when we got home from a happy weekend..

your in laws are moving in

Oh crap I said it out loud......

You lost your credit card

Getting old ain’t for sissies

..the winning lottery ticket was trashed!

It's easy to live like someone left the gate open

You missed the lottery by one number

I missed the winning move and already hit save move in my gt game.

the golden years arent golden

Everybody left and you're talking to yourself!

Your parents don't know everything....

It's only Thursday

What everyone else has known all along.

You mistakenly sent that sensitive email to the entire company, and not just to your friend down the hall.

you timed-out on your games

You forgot your wallet

Poll is up. 2nd place will receive the bonus token.

Winner is....Sundrop kid with his ending para of:

I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than...the internet. Truth!

Second place was **Lover of Darkness** with ....Yesterday but younger then tomorrow.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid!

Even God makes mistakes

That we should call ourselves man unkind.

. . when every thing bad happens all at once!

We should start over.

When it's Black Friday

When the supermarket opens another check-out lane.

..when you've had one too many.

when you hold your baby for the very first time!

thanks for the Votes

When they are in a trying situation that brings suffering

It was a mistake to come down out of the trees.....

when you look at the political polls

Poll is up.

Second place winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows will receive the bonus token.

..is....TowneKook- with his ending para sentence of:

I HAD all my ducks in a row...I must confess, I used Duck Tape. Better than baling wire.

Second place was Lil Red with:

Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-

..than a telephone booth!

Older than the internet.

My dad

the dinosaurs.

Yesterday but younger then tommorrow...

their grandmother!

I already said that. lol

The internet

Methuselah....

Well, I’m older than I look and younger than I feel.

the internet

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Dirt

Grandpa Jones

8 track tapes.

Im older than my teeth

I'm older than dirt and a day younger than God

Poll is up.

..is....Clem3610 with her para ending of:

My Pop is bigger than your Pop but your big sister...Is scarier than them both!!

There was a two way tie for second place.

Look for a Para token and 1 Goldero on your profile page Clem3610!

Site Polls

Now they resemble a Rorschach Ink Blot.

but the park ranger stopped them and admonished me for my bad influence.

Trent!

Now I don't.

But I turned my back, and they moved

Until I had the biggest urge for Duck ala orange.

Until they started bubbling around..

then they opened Duck Season.

..then Daisy Duck came along and you know the rest of the story.

until hunting season opened, and then they got picked off one by one.

Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off 😯

But things ended up not all they were quacked up to be...

I must confess, I used Duck Tape.

Then one took a Left turn to Albuquerque

Until my dog chased them off

but I looked away for only a second, and the ducks scattered. Next time I'll use decoys!

Thanks so much! Such a fun Board!!

is....Trent-PA with:

I really would like to take you seriously..But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else. Visualization!

Second place was fatdaddy with: ..but I learn by previous mistakes.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA !

Is bigger then all my sisters........

Looks like she's been hit with an UGLY stick!

Needs a shave...!

Is a freak of nature

"pops" the scales at 400!

Is bigger than both of them....

broke the bathroom scales.

Is a lot prettier than my sister.

Is bigger than both are Pops added together!

is a knock out

Thanks everyone

scares me with that unibrow and big black mole with hairs growing out of it

is always in Sis-pense!

Is scarier than them both!!

is meaner then both

Has more facial hair.

Can throw the best punch of them all

Poll is up.

to z71cat for her win with:

Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When...You no longer care if you do or don't.

There was a three way tie for 2nd place.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page, z71cat

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But your mud mask makes you more scary.....

but UFOs above your head leads mt to believe that you believe in them

but really..... look at that face!

But, my goodness, look at you!

but I learn by previous mistakes.

but I'm not going to

But I can't with that goofy look on your face...

But those 200 conspiracy theories you're sure are true put me off....

Ask one more time, and I will make you serious!

Dude! You been eating licorice?

If you take those curlers out of your hair..

But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else.

But that big red clown nose just isn't working.

Seriously? Do you even know what it means?

Poll is up for the chance to win one of the new tokens.

You no longer care … you just want to sleep.

The firecrackers wake you up

Wishing you were young so you could do it like you used to do

You convince yourself that "staying up late" means 10 p.m.

You watch it all on the TV news next year...

Don't care.

It's just another day, and old age is,"what day is it?"

You forgot what day it was and just did your thing..

..you wanna and you're gonna but you didn't.

you welcome in the new year fast asleep on the side of the road in your rig's sleeper.

Fell asleep but told everyone you did stay up

Ahhh, you’are Forced to!!

Been there....Done that.....Have fun youngsters.

. . You no longer need the permission!

You forgot it was New Year's Eve and missed everything!

you fall asleep on the sofa watching the 6 o clock news

DVR the ball dropping and watch it the next day when you finally get out of bed.

...you fall asleep before 10pm

You no longer care if you do or don't.

We have new 2024 tokens! Bring in the new year by winning one of the above para tokens for your profile page! Make it as funny as your can!

Any for me, not sure what I already have

very much not sure if this has been done yet but if not number four :,thanks: its hard to keep up with all the discussions boarbs sometimes as prescribed to every one of them
Merry Christmas and a happy New year and allmy clubs boards.

Sorry, I should have read the post more carefully. I will take #3. THANK YOU!

Thank you so much, I would love #10 and thanks for all you do to make GT fun

May I please have #9 Jolly ole Santa

Christmas is the season-- #8

Why thank you sweet gal! I'd like the scenic #11.

Thanks Little Tree. I'd like token 10. Merry Christmas and best wishes for a happy and healthy 2024!

I'm not sure what ones I have so,surprise me.

I'll take number 10. Thanks everyone for the votes.🤗

..is....z71cat with her para ending of:

Santa Claus put me on his naughty list because..I ate his milk and cookies last year. He really looked forward to those cookies!

Look for a para token and 2 golderos coming to your profile page z71cat and let me know what Christmas token you would like.

Thanks to everyone that entered the contests this year, the Para Board couldn't exist without you.

Everyone who entered this contest will receive their choice of a Christmas token if they haven't received them all, so let me know by replying to this post what one you would like to have. They are:

Jools
Lil Red
fatdaddy
joenrondi
GinnyB
TowneKook-
*Gary*
Trent-PA
PattyMac
monkeytyper
jroyster

to each and every player that makes this board possible!

LittleTree

Could I please have #10?

Thank you so much, could I have # 11 please.

What number Christmas token would you like to have TaUrUsRoSe?

Thank you so much!!

We have a tie! Winners of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree are:

Lil Red with: I was rocking around the Christmas Tree..Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.

TaUrUsRoSe...With all the little elves.

Look for a goldero each and let me know what Christmas token you would like to have.

,,,,,,He caught me being naughty a few times this year...

He knows when you've been good or bad

I used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace the roll

I threw a party for the elves last night

I left him a few slices of fruitcake (I guess he doesn't like it either).

Bye giving the task off collecting there names
So he didn't get them muddle up between that fine line

Knocking over the Christmas tree five days in a row..

I whizzed in the Salvation Army bucket.

This year I was really good at being really bad

I put our cat in the dryer, because he was all wet. 😲

I ate his milk and cookies last year

I stopped believing

Poll is up.

Winner to receive a para token, Christmas token of their choice and golderos.

Thank you 🎅

...jroyster with his ending para sentence of:

If Mommy was caught kissing Santa Claus, Dad was..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus!

Second place is Lil Red with..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause

Let me know what Christmas token you would like and look for 1 goldero on your profile page jroyster

and it became a "unplugged" performance when Sparky turned the lights on.

With my granddaughter as we sang karaoke christmas songs..........

To White Christmas, which is very hard...

When it fell over and hit me in the head

trying to pull a cracker

When Santa arrived and his present to me was dance lessons—how embarrassing!

Well from what I can remember I ended up in the punch bowl!

When the popcorn popped...and so did my hip!

At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop

. . singing with pretty Miss Brenda Lee!

With all the little elves.

Singing with Spruce Springsteen!

Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.

..got dizzy, fell into the eggnog and missed Santa Claus!

Thank you I will take #10

Poll is up for a Christmas token of the winner's choice!

is....z71cat with:

Once you start you can't stop..playing GT. Yep! Ain't that the truth!

Let me know what Christmas token you would like z71cat!

Dad was NICE. Mommy was NAUGHTY!

Eating pizza

Hoping Santa brought him the younger woman he asked for.

kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus!

Rummaging through his bag while she distracted him

Asleep on the couch from too much eggnog

That MUST mean my dad is Santa Claus!

Taking pictures for the attorney.

packing the kids up in the car to leave

returning Mommy's Christmas presents.

I would love #3 please … thank you 🩷

Filing a divorce

...At a ho-ho-hotel.

Was eating the cookies and milk

Dancing with Prancer and Vixen

Number 10
Thank you.

Dad was snoring.

Dad was kissing Mrs Clause

She must be Mrs Claus, wow how cool is that!

Poll is up for a chance to win a Christmas token shown above.

We have a tie! Winners are:

Heartsong with: A clear conscience is a sure sign of...a bad memory, Truth!

Kat the meds are working.

Let me know on here what Christmas tokens you would like Heartsong and Kat.

You both will be receiving a goldero for your win, too.

Finger-licking good chicken.

crying

Reading a good book

Living..

Getting old

Breathing

Last chance to get your entries in. A Christmas token will be given to the winner of the above poll and with each winner until Christmas. Which means we're moving faster for the month of December!

Trying to make it through that yellow light!

peeing!

Sinnging....singing, singing, singing...SINGING...

COOKIES!🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Watching Hallmark Christmas movies!

Laughing

Some people cant stop complaining

Being a parent

Believing in Santa

Playing GT.

Eating Doritos

A can of Pringles

Biting your toenails.

Peanut M&M's.

Eating a Lay's Potato Chip!

Winner of the current poll will receive their choice of a Christmas token shown above.

For the month of December, all winners to receive a Christmas token of their choice!

We may go a little faster in these contests so players can win their Christmas tokens. So hurry and get those entries in!!

Thank you ❤️

..is....Heartsong with her para ending of:

I don't want to adult today..I’ll be in my blanket fort with my crayons Good one!

Second place was PRIMETIME with:

this world is too hard.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Heartsong! :

A blank mind..

Agoraphobia

You have nothing to hide

an empty mind

Your a good little boy or girl

Successful Electroconvulsive Therapy.

...a messy desk

just makes Misery easier to live with.

dementia!

the meds are working

A sociopath

GOODNESS

a pathological liar

Your deluding yourself

You're living by the golden rule

...to much coffee

Being trsnsparant until your sub routines kick through your subconscience

That you have done nothing wrong

that you have lost your mind.

A bad memory

Poll is up.

I'm always feeling that there's never enough free time for myself and never had to pay bills as a child.

I literally just bought My Little Pony figures the other day, and watched 3 episodes today.

Last call for I Don't Want to Adult Today. Voting will begin soon!

There was another player in second place on Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving. monkeytyper tied for second place along with PattyMac.

..is....jroyster with his winning para entry of:

Grandma won't be here for Thanksgiving...She hit the lotto and is going to Hawaii! Lucky Grandma!

Second place was PattyMac with: she forgot where she put her teeth.

Look for a goldero coming to your profile page jroyster and message me with the token of your choice!

I’ll be in my blanket fort with my crayons

Leave me be as I want to play my GoldToken games all day long.

I'll too juvenile instead.

I just want to be like Peter Pan and fly off into the night!

Grandma, can you come watch the kids today?