Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape. 28%
..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. 17%
..Your hubby was sneaking out the window at night 11%
..There's a ufo on your roof.. 11%
..The Morgue Van is driving down your driveway. 11%
..they can tell you what color undies you have on 6%
..Your dead father voted 6%
..There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation 6%
..Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway.... 6%
..Your dog has dug up his garden 0%
..A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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5583896Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me Trent-PA1 Mar 2024 3:23AM
5583817Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me PattyMac29 Feb 2024 5:47PM
5583816Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me TowneKook-29 Feb 2024 5:31PM
5583806Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me Clem361029 Feb 2024 4:13PM
5583803Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me **Lover of Darkness**29 Feb 2024 3:32PM
5583766Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me z71cat29 Feb 2024 1:10PM
5583765Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me * Sassy_Angel *29 Feb 2024 12:56PM
5583752Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me Lil Red29 Feb 2024 11:03AM
5583746Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me LittleTree29 Feb 2024 10:05AM
5583295Re: Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TaUrUsRoSe27 Feb 2024 2:27PM
5583292Re: Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Lil Red27 Feb 2024 2:23PM
5583245Re: Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TaUrUsRoSe27 Feb 2024 12:32PM
5583239Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just LittleTree27 Feb 2024 12:11PM
5583118Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You GinnyB26 Feb 2024 11:25PM
5582842Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You fatdaddy26 Feb 2024 1:35AM
5582510Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You **Lover of Darkness**24 Feb 2024 6:51PM
5582467Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Gameheart24 Feb 2024 3:45PM
5581771Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You TowneKook-23 Feb 2024 5:53PM
5581759Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You jroyster23 Feb 2024 4:31PM
5581717Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You * Sassy_Angel *23 Feb 2024 1:41PM
5581644Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Sundrop kid23 Feb 2024 9:05AM
5581636Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You PattyMac23 Feb 2024 7:49AM
5581598Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Jools23 Feb 2024 3:22AM
5581597Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Trent-PA23 Feb 2024 3:15AM
5581417You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You LittleTree22 Feb 2024 10:12AM
5581375Re: Winner of That Moment When You Realize TowneKook-22 Feb 2024 6:13AM
5581310Re: Winner of That Moment When You Realize * Sassy_Angel *22 Feb 2024 12:02AM
5581284Winner of That Moment When You Realize LittleTree21 Feb 2024 6:33PM
5580835Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just JanuarySnowAngel20 Feb 2024 6:50AM
5580667Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Big Giant Head19 Feb 2024 1:34PM
5580664Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Lil Red19 Feb 2024 1:01PM
5580655Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Meeshamouse19 Feb 2024 12:48PM
5580652Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just z71cat19 Feb 2024 12:30PM
5580644Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Trent-PA19 Feb 2024 12:03PM
5580479Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just fatdaddy18 Feb 2024 6:34PM
5580238Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just **Lover of Darkness**17 Feb 2024 8:12PM
5580208Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TowneKook-17 Feb 2024 5:41PM
5580117Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just PattyMac17 Feb 2024 11:29AM
5580113Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Gameheart17 Feb 2024 11:09AM
5580074Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just * Sassy_Angel *17 Feb 2024 8:18AM
5580013Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Clem361017 Feb 2024 3:37AM
5579983Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Jools17 Feb 2024 2:20AM
5579972Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TaUrUsRoSe16 Feb 2024 9:10PM
5579967Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just LittleTree16 Feb 2024 8:00PM
5579831Re: That Moment When You Realize jroyster16 Feb 2024 7:57AM
5579696Re: That Moment When You Realize hoof hearted15 Feb 2024 7:36PM
5579616Re: That Moment When You Realize Sundrop kid15 Feb 2024 2:29PM
5579563Winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows LittleTree15 Feb 2024 11:17AM
5579398Re: That Moment When You Realize GinnyB15 Feb 2024 12:06AM
5579251Re: That Moment When You Realize izzy14 Feb 2024 1:50PM
5579248Re: That Moment When You Realize **Lover of Darkness**14 Feb 2024 1:26PM
5579062Re: That Moment When You Realize PattyMac13 Feb 2024 3:12PM
5578985Re: That Moment When You Realize Heartsong13 Feb 2024 7:05AM
5578892Re: That Moment When You Realize LittleTree12 Feb 2024 8:28PM
5578784Re: That Moment When You Realize hoof hearted12 Feb 2024 9:13AM
5578172Re: That Moment When You Realize PRIMETIME9 Feb 2024 9:16PM
5578153Re: That Moment When You Realize TowneKook-9 Feb 2024 6:40PM
5578086Re: That Moment When You Realize z71cat9 Feb 2024 1:12PM
5578084Re: That Moment When You Realize * Sassy_Angel *9 Feb 2024 12:58PM
5578047Re: That Moment When You Realize Clem36109 Feb 2024 8:11AM
5578035Re: That Moment When You Realize Gameheart9 Feb 2024 6:46AM
5578030Re: That Moment When You Realize Big Giant Head9 Feb 2024 6:03AM
5578022Re: That Moment When You Realize jd919 Feb 2024 5:33AM
5578005Re: That Moment When You Realize Trent-PA9 Feb 2024 4:11AM
5577965Re: That Moment When You Realize Jools9 Feb 2024 1:37AM
5577919Re: That Moment When You Realize TaUrUsRoSe8 Feb 2024 6:34PM
5577911That Moment When You Realize LittleTree8 Feb 2024 5:52PM
5577908Winner of I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than LittleTree8 Feb 2024 5:33PM
5577288Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus joenrondi6 Feb 2024 9:57AM
5577285Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus jd916 Feb 2024 9:34AM
5577284Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Buddha6 Feb 2024 9:31AM
5577025Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Meeshamouse5 Feb 2024 12:16PM
5576862Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus **Lover of Darkness**4 Feb 2024 5:38PM
5576861Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus TowneKook-4 Feb 2024 5:20PM
5576806Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus LittleTree4 Feb 2024 12:53PM
5576466Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Trent-PA3 Feb 2024 5:24AM
5576394Re: Winner of I HAD All My Ducks in a Row TowneKook-2 Feb 2024 7:42PM
5576364Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus jroyster2 Feb 2024 4:07PM
5576344Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Gameheart2 Feb 2024 3:09PM
5576299Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Jools2 Feb 2024 8:26AM
5576298The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus LittleTree2 Feb 2024 8:04AM
5576296Winner of I HAD All My Ducks in a Row LittleTree2 Feb 2024 7:41AM
5576175Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than LittleTree1 Feb 2024 6:24PM
5575620Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than GinnyB30 Jan 2024 11:56PM
5575451Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than joenrondi30 Jan 2024 7:41AM
5575422Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Trent-PA30 Jan 2024 3:48AM
5575358Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than **Lover of Darkness**29 Jan 2024 10:53PM
5575334Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Buddha29 Jan 2024 8:37PM
5575177Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Sundrop kid29 Jan 2024 6:24AM
5575170Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Heartsong29 Jan 2024 5:41AM
5575083Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Gameheart28 Jan 2024 4:47PM
5575014Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than TowneKook-28 Jan 2024 12:04PM
5575011Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Sundrop kid28 Jan 2024 11:44AM
5575010Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than * Sassy_Angel *28 Jan 2024 11:36AM
5575003Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than ladyvic28 Jan 2024 11:25AM
5574997Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than ladyvic28 Jan 2024 11:17AM
5574995Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack28 Jan 2024 11:15AM
5574980Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than PattyMac28 Jan 2024 10:30AM
5574968Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than TaUrUsRoSe28 Jan 2024 8:39AM
5574965I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than LittleTree28 Jan 2024 8:36AM
5574512Winner of My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister LittleTree26 Jan 2024 9:53AM
5574504Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row Buddha26 Jan 2024 8:20AM
5573842Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row fatdaddy23 Jan 2024 7:06PM
5573840Re: Winner of I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously fatdaddy23 Jan 2024 7:00PM
5573756Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row jd9123 Jan 2024 11:20AM
5573718Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row Heartsong23 Jan 2024 7:25AM
5573675Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row GinnyB23 Jan 2024 2:01AM
5573622Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row PRIMETIME22 Jan 2024 5:41PM
5573616Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row PattyMac22 Jan 2024 4:43PM
5573615Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row LittleTree22 Jan 2024 4:42PM
5572784Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack19 Jan 2024 4:55PM
5572767Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row Lil Red19 Jan 2024 3:03PM
5572684Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row Gameheart19 Jan 2024 12:01PM
5572663Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row TowneKook-19 Jan 2024 9:18AM
5572655Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row z71cat19 Jan 2024 8:22AM
5572654Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row joenrondi19 Jan 2024 8:13AM
5572647Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row Trent-PA19 Jan 2024 7:58AM
5572644I HAD All My Ducks in a Row LittleTree19 Jan 2024 7:52AM
5572643Re: Winner of I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Trent-PA19 Jan 2024 7:51AM
5572638Winner of I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously LittleTree19 Jan 2024 7:32AM
5571661Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister **Lover of Darkness**15 Jan 2024 11:01PM
5571178contest entry karynsong14 Jan 2024 10:54AM
5571157Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister PattyMac14 Jan 2024 8:07AM
5571150Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister joenrondi14 Jan 2024 7:40AM
5571118Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister Trent-PA14 Jan 2024 4:26AM
5571061Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister Gameheart13 Jan 2024 10:27PM
5571057Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister fatdaddy13 Jan 2024 9:54PM
5571007Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister jroyster13 Jan 2024 3:37PM
5570970Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack13 Jan 2024 2:10PM
5570968Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister Watson13 Jan 2024 2:02PM
5570963Re: Winner of Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is Wh z71cat13 Jan 2024 1:42PM
5570915Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister ladyvic13 Jan 2024 10:41AM
5570909Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister TowneKook-13 Jan 2024 10:18AM
5570893Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister Clem361013 Jan 2024 9:52AM
5570891Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister * Sassy_Angel *13 Jan 2024 9:39AM
5570890Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister izzy13 Jan 2024 9:39AM
5570887Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister TaUrUsRoSe13 Jan 2024 9:29AM
5570883My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister LittleTree13 Jan 2024 9:13AM
5570876Winner of Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is Wh LittleTree13 Jan 2024 8:47AM
5570128Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously **Lover of Darkness**10 Jan 2024 5:30PM
5570111Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously * Sassy_Angel *10 Jan 2024 3:18PM
5570082Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Meeshamouse10 Jan 2024 1:56PM
5569869I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Buddha9 Jan 2024 9:57PM
5569839Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously fatdaddy9 Jan 2024 5:37PM
5569476Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Jools8 Jan 2024 11:27AM
5569469Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Lil Red8 Jan 2024 10:46AM
5569465Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Gameheart8 Jan 2024 10:30AM
5569419Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously TowneKook-8 Jan 2024 7:02AM
5569413Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously PattyMac8 Jan 2024 6:40AM
5569343Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously PRIMETIME8 Jan 2024 3:36AM
5569333Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Trent-PA8 Jan 2024 3:19AM
5569204Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Gameheart7 Jan 2024 5:14PM
5569175Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously JanuarySnowAngel7 Jan 2024 2:50PM
5569136Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously Bullets9mm7 Jan 2024 2:08PM
5569089I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously LittleTree7 Jan 2024 11:47AM
5567749Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Heartsong2 Jan 2024 5:44PM
5567737Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When jroyster2 Jan 2024 5:36PM
5567630Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When *Gary*2 Jan 2024 11:39AM
5567558Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Trent-PA2 Jan 2024 6:52AM
5567549Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Gameheart2 Jan 2024 6:12AM
5567541Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When jd912 Jan 2024 5:39AM
5567479Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When joenrondi2 Jan 2024 3:33AM
5567435Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When GinnyB2 Jan 2024 1:32AM
5567419Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When LittleTree1 Jan 2024 8:17PM
5567405Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When fatdaddy1 Jan 2024 7:00PM
5567401Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When PattyMac1 Jan 2024 6:32PM
5567370Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When TowneKook-1 Jan 2024 5:30PM
5567369Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When **Lover of Darkness**1 Jan 2024 5:27PM
5567337Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Buddha1 Jan 2024 3:03PM
5567328Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Lil Red1 Jan 2024 2:01PM
5567326Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Watson1 Jan 2024 1:58PM
5567230Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When izzy1 Jan 2024 10:13AM
5567167Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Jan 2024 9:29AM
5567165Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When z71cat1 Jan 2024 9:20AM
5567162Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When LittleTree1 Jan 2024 9:10AM
5566005Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Jools28 Dec 2023 11:56PM
5565757Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*28 Dec 2023 5:26AM
5565756Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*28 Dec 2023 5:25AM
5564226Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster23 Dec 2023 8:58AM
5564207Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because monkeytyper23 Dec 2023 8:07AM
5564087Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because GinnyB22 Dec 2023 11:50PM
5564026Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because TowneKook-22 Dec 2023 6:31PM
5563986Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because fatdaddy22 Dec 2023 4:34PM
5563937Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Trent-PA22 Dec 2023 2:36PM
5563888Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Lil Red22 Dec 2023 11:44AM
5563884Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because z71cat22 Dec 2023 11:36AM
5563845Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster22 Dec 2023 10:02AM
5563842Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because LittleTree22 Dec 2023 9:56AM
5562675Re: Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree TaUrUsRoSe18 Dec 2023 11:49AM
5562670Re: Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Lil Red18 Dec 2023 10:40AM
5562660Re: Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree LittleTree18 Dec 2023 9:31AM
5562659Re: Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree TaUrUsRoSe18 Dec 2023 9:29AM
5562658Poll is Up for Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because LittleTree18 Dec 2023 9:29AM
5562653Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree LittleTree18 Dec 2023 9:01AM
5562040Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because GinnyB16 Dec 2023 1:01AM
5561656Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster14 Dec 2023 11:32AM
5561583Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because monkeytyper14 Dec 2023 7:52AM
5561581Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because PattyMac14 Dec 2023 7:41AM
5561546Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Trent-PA14 Dec 2023 4:11AM
5561242Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*12 Dec 2023 10:23PM
5561145Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because TowneKook-12 Dec 2023 2:52PM
5561123Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because fatdaddy12 Dec 2023 2:33PM
5561078Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because joenrondi12 Dec 2023 11:45AM
5561057Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Lil Red12 Dec 2023 10:15AM
5561052Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because z71cat12 Dec 2023 9:57AM
5561051Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Jools12 Dec 2023 9:56AM
5561035Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because LittleTree12 Dec 2023 9:13AM
5560705Re: Winner of If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad was Lil Red11 Dec 2023 2:11PM
5560680Re: Winner of If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad was jroyster11 Dec 2023 12:20PM
5560679Winner of If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad was LittleTree11 Dec 2023 12:17PM
5560167Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree fatdaddy9 Dec 2023 4:21PM
5560056Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree marcmandy9 Dec 2023 7:23AM
5559814Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree **Lover of Darkness**8 Dec 2023 10:17AM
5559532Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Gameheart8 Dec 2023 12:26AM
5559330Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Heartsong7 Dec 2023 1:56PM
5559273Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Jools7 Dec 2023 10:22AM
5559039Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Trent-PA6 Dec 2023 3:23PM
5559034Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree PattyMac6 Dec 2023 3:12PM
5559023Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree JanuarySnowAngel6 Dec 2023 3:05PM
5559016Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree jroyster6 Dec 2023 2:36PM
5559003I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Buddha6 Dec 2023 2:17PM
5558947Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree TaUrUsRoSe6 Dec 2023 9:28AM
5558928Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree TowneKook-6 Dec 2023 7:37AM
5558927Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree Lil Red6 Dec 2023 7:33AM
5558790Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree LittleTree5 Dec 2023 6:49PM
5558725Re: Winner of Once You Start You Can't Stop z71cat5 Dec 2023 1:58PM
5558700I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree LittleTree5 Dec 2023 1:39PM
5558673Winner of Once You Start You Can't Stop LittleTree5 Dec 2023 11:59AM
5558511Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Buddha4 Dec 2023 8:36PM
5558255Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Meeshamouse4 Dec 2023 10:22AM
5558251Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) jd914 Dec 2023 9:55AM
5558243Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) jroyster4 Dec 2023 8:52AM
5558199Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) joenrondi4 Dec 2023 5:16AM
5558062Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Gameheart3 Dec 2023 4:34PM
5558060Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) jroyster3 Dec 2023 4:10PM
5558046Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) fatdaddy3 Dec 2023 3:27PM
5558007Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) *Gary*3 Dec 2023 1:30PM
5557860Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Watson3 Dec 2023 3:48AM
5557856Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Trent-PA3 Dec 2023 3:39AM
5557823Re: Winner(s) of A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Heartsong3 Dec 2023 12:36AM
5557813Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Jools2 Dec 2023 9:51PM
5557779Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) TowneKook-2 Dec 2023 5:22PM
5557731Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) PattyMac2 Dec 2023 2:58PM
5557730Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) ladyvic2 Dec 2023 2:56PM
5557725Re: Winner(s) of A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Kat2 Dec 2023 2:37PM
5557722Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) hoot2 Dec 2023 2:34PM
5557702Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Lil Red2 Dec 2023 1:28PM
5557695Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) z71cat2 Dec 2023 1:17PM
5557691If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) LittleTree2 Dec 2023 12:50PM
5557688Winner(s) of A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of LittleTree2 Dec 2023 12:37PM
5557631Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop JanuarySnowAngel2 Dec 2023 9:16AM
5557574Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Kat2 Dec 2023 6:50AM
5557369Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Lil Red1 Dec 2023 12:57PM
5557361Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Gameheart1 Dec 2023 12:45PM
5557320Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop joenrondi1 Dec 2023 11:23AM
5557287Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop *Gary*1 Dec 2023 9:37AM
5557277Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop LittleTree1 Dec 2023 9:25AM
5557271Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Buddha1 Dec 2023 8:56AM
5557258Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Jools1 Dec 2023 8:27AM
5557060Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop JanuarySnowAngel30 Nov 2023 3:12PM
5557053Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Meeshamouse30 Nov 2023 2:45PM
5557002Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Lil Red30 Nov 2023 12:10PM
5556984Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop TaUrUsRoSe30 Nov 2023 9:41AM
5556980Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop PattyMac30 Nov 2023 9:16AM
5556977Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop jroyster30 Nov 2023 8:53AM
5556976Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop TowneKook-30 Nov 2023 8:50AM
5556962Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop z71cat30 Nov 2023 7:43AM
5556960Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop ladyvic30 Nov 2023 7:29AM
5556942Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop PRIMETIME30 Nov 2023 6:41AM
5556923Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop izzy30 Nov 2023 5:50AM
5556913Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop Trent-PA30 Nov 2023 5:04AM
5556912Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop hoot30 Nov 2023 4:57AM
5556841Once You Start You Can't Stop LittleTree29 Nov 2023 8:42PM
5556644Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today Heartsong29 Nov 2023 6:07AM
5556532Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today LittleTree28 Nov 2023 6:03PM
5555570Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Gameheart26 Nov 2023 1:50AM
5555038Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Buddha24 Nov 2023 2:27AM
5554810Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of PRIMETIME23 Nov 2023 5:57AM
5554351Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of JanuarySnowAngel21 Nov 2023 8:47AM
5554309Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of PRIMETIME21 Nov 2023 4:02AM
5554263Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of fatdaddy20 Nov 2023 10:46PM
5554139Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of bestgremlin20 Nov 2023 3:34PM
5553957Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of TowneKook-19 Nov 2023 5:27PM
5553935Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Trent-PA19 Nov 2023 4:11PM
5553933Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Kat19 Nov 2023 3:52PM
5553929Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of jroyster19 Nov 2023 3:33PM
5553928Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Meeshamouse19 Nov 2023 3:32PM
5553921Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Watson19 Nov 2023 2:43PM
5553913Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of z71cat19 Nov 2023 2:23PM
5553902Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of jroyster19 Nov 2023 2:13PM
5553899Re: Winner of Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving jroyster19 Nov 2023 2:12PM
5553893Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of PattyMac19 Nov 2023 1:57PM
5553889Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of *Gary*19 Nov 2023 1:47PM
5553856Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of TaUrUsRoSe19 Nov 2023 11:55AM
5553855Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Bullets9mm19 Nov 2023 11:53AM
5553841Re: A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of Heartsong19 Nov 2023 10:33AM
5553838A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of LittleTree19 Nov 2023 10:22AM
5553833Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today HeartOnFire19 Nov 2023 10:01AM
5553609Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today monkeytyper18 Nov 2023 8:20AM
5553502Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today LittleTree17 Nov 2023 5:44PM
5552718Re: Winner of Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving jroyster14 Nov 2023 3:10PM
5552712Re: Winner of Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving LittleTree14 Nov 2023 2:35PM
5552670Winner of Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving LittleTree14 Nov 2023 1:35PM
5552128Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Heartsong12 Nov 2023 5:30AM
5552063Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today GinnyB11 Nov 2023 9:59PM
5551989Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today fatdaddy11 Nov 2023 4:47PM
5551943Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Meeshamouse11 Nov 2023 1:12PM
5551885Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today jroyster11 Nov 2023 9:29AM
5551836Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Watson11 Nov 2023 6:03AM
5551833Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Sundrop kid11 Nov 2023 6:00AM
5551832Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Buddha11 Nov 2023 5:56AM
5551766I want to go back to be a child and I had no worries. HeartOnFire10 Nov 2023 10:57PM
5551671Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB10 Nov 2023 12:22PM
5551657Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Lil Red10 Nov 2023 10:48AM
5551629Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today TaUrUsRoSe10 Nov 2023 9:37AM
5551604Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today PattyMac10 Nov 2023 8:48AM
5551569Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today TowneKook-10 Nov 2023 5:50AM
5551546Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Trent-PA10 Nov 2023 3:40AM
5551487Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today **Lover of Darkness**9 Nov 2023 9:45PM
5551463Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today PRIMETIME9 Nov 2023 7:12PM
5551420Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today dickfrank9 Nov 2023 5:11PM
5551418Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today Gameheart9 Nov 2023 5:05PM
5551416I Don't Want to Adult Today LittleTree9 Nov 2023 4:42PM
5551309Winner of Everyone Brings Something to the Table LittleTree9 Nov 2023 11:37AM
5551036Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Buddha8 Nov 2023 8:24AM
5550899Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Gameheart7 Nov 2023 8:29PM
5550869Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) fatdaddy7 Nov 2023 6:28PM
5550689Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Buddha7 Nov 2023 6:02AM
5550482Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) PRIMETIME6 Nov 2023 11:53AM
5550469Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Lil Red6 Nov 2023 10:56AM
5550351Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) GinnyB5 Nov 2023 11:44PM
5550318Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) jroyster5 Nov 2023 6:18PM
5550277Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) HeartOnFire5 Nov 2023 3:26PM
5550171Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Trent-PA5 Nov 2023 11:53AM
5550142Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) monkeytyper5 Nov 2023 8:02AM
5550128Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) TowneKook-5 Nov 2023 7:10AM
5550099Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) Watson5 Nov 2023 5:07AM
5549966Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) **Lover of Darkness**4 Nov 2023 5:04PM
5549846Re: Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) PattyMac4 Nov 2023 10:38AM
5549801Grandma Won't be Here for Thanksgiving (she didn't get run over by a reindeer) LittleTree4 Nov 2023 8:27AM
5549616Re: Winner of Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends PRIMETIME3 Nov 2023 7:02PM
5549447Winner of Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends LittleTree3 Nov 2023 7:32AM
5547580Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table PRIMETIME27 Oct 2023 4:01PM
5547577Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Meeshamouse27 Oct 2023 3:56PM
5547442Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table HeartOnFire27 Oct 2023 4:25AM
5547392Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Heartsong27 Oct 2023 2:08AM
5547354Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Zanda26 Oct 2023 8:04PM
5547262Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table jroyster26 Oct 2023 1:40PM
5547236Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Lil Red26 Oct 2023 11:02AM
5547033Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table fatdaddy25 Oct 2023 4:02PM
5546997Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table PattyMac25 Oct 2023 2:17PM
5546994Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table PRIMETIME25 Oct 2023 1:58PM
5546990Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table LittleTree25 Oct 2023 1:53PM
5546985Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Trent-PA25 Oct 2023 1:45PM
5546954Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table TowneKook-25 Oct 2023 12:14PM
5546931Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table Jools25 Oct 2023 10:47AM
5546904Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table z71cat25 Oct 2023 9:28AM
5546903Re: Everyone Brings Something to the Table TaUrUsRoSe25 Oct 2023 9:26AM
5546899Everyone Brings Something to the Table LittleTree25 Oct 2023 9:18AM
5545983Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends * Sassy_Angel *22 Oct 2023 7:22AM
5545949Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends Heartsong22 Oct 2023 3:08AM
5545870Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends anguslady21 Oct 2023 6:31PM
5545863Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends HeartOnFire21 Oct 2023 6:09PM
5545555Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends PattyMac20 Oct 2023 12:55PM
5545352Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends **Lover of Darkness**19 Oct 2023 4:24PM
5545262Re: Winner of Dear Auto Correct. I Meant to Say Lil Red19 Oct 2023 10:22AM
5545239Winner of Dear Auto Correct. I Meant to Say LittleTree19 Oct 2023 8:20AM
5545089Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends LittleTree18 Oct 2023 4:47PM
5545029Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends Meeshamouse18 Oct 2023 2:27PM
5544797Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends fatdaddy17 Oct 2023 8:12PM
5544072Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends GinnyB15 Oct 2023 12:42AM
5543968Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends JanuarySnowAngel14 Oct 2023 12:39PM
5543932Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends z71cat14 Oct 2023 7:19AM
5543878Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends Trent-PA14 Oct 2023 3:06AM
5543837Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends Buddha14 Oct 2023 1:55AM
5543826Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends thebodywall14 Oct 2023 12:07AM
5543802Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends *Gary*13 Oct 2023 7:44PM
5543792Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends TowneKook-13 Oct 2023 6:49PM
5543722Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends ladyvic13 Oct 2023 2:22PM
5543720Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends jroyster13 Oct 2023 2:15PM
5543710Re: Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends PRIMETIME13 Oct 2023 12:57PM
5543709Good Friends Don't Let Their Friends LittleTree13 Oct 2023 12:47PM
5543692Re: Winner of I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When.. TaUrUsRoSe13 Oct 2023 11:20AM
5543663Winner of I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When.. LittleTree13 Oct 2023 10:30AM
5543522Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. Buddha12 Oct 2023 10:29PM
5543501Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. HeartOnFire12 Oct 2023 6:55PM
5543413Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. PattyMac12 Oct 2023 1:47PM
5543361Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. **Lover of Darkness**12 Oct 2023 9:04AM
5543359Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. LittleTree12 Oct 2023 8:48AM
5541935Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. TowneKook-7 Oct 2023 11:47AM
5541932Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. Lil Red7 Oct 2023 10:45AM
5541914Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. JanuarySnowAngel7 Oct 2023 8:59AM
5541841Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. Trent-PA7 Oct 2023 3:34AM
5541788Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. GinnyB6 Oct 2023 11:32PM
5541747Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. fatdaddy6 Oct 2023 8:20PM
5541742Re: Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. PRIMETIME6 Oct 2023 7:55PM
5541740Dear Auto Correct, I Meant to Say.. LittleTree6 Oct 2023 7:32PM
5540705Re: I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When.. PattyMac2 Oct 2023 3:17PM
5540629Winner of They Say Marriages are Made in Heaven LittleTree2 Oct 2023 6:36AM
5540183Re: I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When.. Sundrop kid30 Sep 2023 8:26PM
5539995Re: I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When.. Zanda29 Sep 2023 10:10PM

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