Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer
..in plastic surgery. 21%
..in the power of moisturising cream 17%
..I should write a song. 14%
..Make Up works miracles 10%
..Not a trace of doubt in my mind 7%
..I don't monkee around 7%
..in natural beauty. 7%
..I couldn't leave her if I tried 3%
..That she could eat an apple through a picket fence 3%
..ugly only skin deep 3%
...mirrors really can crack when you look into them! 3%
..That I'm in love with Badger! 3%
..if looks hurt I would be dead...lol 0%
[ 29 votes ]   [ More Polls ]
 
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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5696578Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Gameheart2 Jul 2025 6:50PM
5696509Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. PattyMac2 Jul 2025 11:56AM
5696363Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm1 Jul 2025 7:00PM
5696060Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. ladyvic30 Jun 2025 9:37AM
5696051Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree30 Jun 2025 9:04AM
5694148Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. fatdaddy20 Jun 2025 1:52PM
5694110Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. TowneKook-20 Jun 2025 8:35AM
5694109Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree20 Jun 2025 8:29AM
5694069Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Jools20 Jun 2025 3:39AM
5694066Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Trent-PA20 Jun 2025 3:22AM
5693970Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. z71cat19 Jun 2025 2:04PM
5693969Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm19 Jun 2025 1:55PM
5693954"You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree19 Jun 2025 12:28PM
5692295Winner of I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough LittleTree11 Jun 2025 11:40AM
5691401Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree6 Jun 2025 6:46PM
5690211Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree31 May 2025 3:39PM
5689645Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer izzy28 May 2025 1:00PM
5689638Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Buddha28 May 2025 11:18AM
5689623Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Sundrop kid28 May 2025 8:52AM
5689286Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer fatdaddy26 May 2025 11:52AM
5689269Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer TowneKook-26 May 2025 9:42AM
5689268Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer * Sassy_Angel *26 May 2025 9:35AM
5689266Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Gameheart26 May 2025 9:08AM
5689234Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer PattyMac26 May 2025 7:17AM
5689207Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer ladyvic26 May 2025 6:14AM
5689204Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack26 May 2025 6:08AM
5689182Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Trent-PA26 May 2025 4:11AM
5689132Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Jools25 May 2025 9:22PM
5689105Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree25 May 2025 5:36PM
5688411Re: Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack22 May 2025 2:32AM
5688389Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I LittleTree21 May 2025 7:35PM
5687401Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Buddha16 May 2025 8:43AM
5687158Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough AmberLove14 May 2025 5:03PM
5686929Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough jroyster13 May 2025 1:17PM
5686814Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Jools12 May 2025 6:01PM
5686783Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Big Giant Head12 May 2025 11:31AM
5686699Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough hoof hearted11 May 2025 10:19PM
5686524Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough GinnyB11 May 2025 12:02AM
5686384Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Trent-PA10 May 2025 3:49AM
5686359Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Gameheart9 May 2025 10:35PM
5686353Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough AmberLove9 May 2025 7:32PM
5686350Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough TowneKook-9 May 2025 6:32PM
5686334Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough * Sassy_Angel *9 May 2025 3:29PM
5686327Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough Bullets9mm9 May 2025 2:48PM
5686320Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough fatdaddy9 May 2025 12:58PM
5686227Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough PRIMETIME8 May 2025 10:21PM
5686223Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough dickfrank8 May 2025 9:39PM
5686221Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough PattyMac8 May 2025 9:05PM
5686202I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough LittleTree8 May 2025 4:51PM
5685633Re: Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack5 May 2025 1:37PM
5685572Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed LittleTree5 May 2025 7:31AM
5684656Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. Trent-PA30 Apr 2025 4:12PM
5684291Re: not an entry marcmandy29 Apr 2025 8:19AM
5683719not an entry Jools26 Apr 2025 11:42PM
5683629Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. jroyster26 Apr 2025 1:31PM
5683462Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. fatdaddy25 Apr 2025 7:08PM
5683342Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. LittleTree25 Apr 2025 8:14AM
5682505Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. PattyMac21 Apr 2025 7:42AM
5682496Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. * Sassy_Angel *21 Apr 2025 6:49AM
5682303Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. TowneKook-20 Apr 2025 3:40PM
5682247Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack20 Apr 2025 11:21AM
5682243I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I.. LittleTree20 Apr 2025 11:10AM
5681600Winner of My Doctor Said No More Bacon LittleTree17 Apr 2025 7:15AM
5681198Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Sundrop kid14 Apr 2025 11:25PM
5680993Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... hoof hearted13 Apr 2025 6:53PM
5680629Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... bestgremlin12 Apr 2025 4:42AM
5679795Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... TabbyCat8 Apr 2025 8:00PM
5679480Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Gameheart7 Apr 2025 11:58AM
5679434Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... PattyMac7 Apr 2025 6:50AM
5679431Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... AmberLove7 Apr 2025 6:33AM
5679418Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Buddha7 Apr 2025 5:08AM
5679385Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Trent-PA7 Apr 2025 3:57AM
5679265Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... * Sassy_Angel *6 Apr 2025 2:59PM
5679264Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... TowneKook-6 Apr 2025 2:56PM
5679244Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... Jools6 Apr 2025 1:46PM
5679237Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... jd916 Apr 2025 1:33PM
5679231Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... z71cat6 Apr 2025 1:05PM
5679225Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... fatdaddy6 Apr 2025 12:47PM
5679221Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack6 Apr 2025 12:42PM
5679151At My Age, Getting Out of Bed... LittleTree6 Apr 2025 7:39AM
5678864Re: Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying.. hoof hearted4 Apr 2025 8:35PM
5678418Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying.. LittleTree3 Apr 2025 9:34AM
5676925Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... GinnyB28 Mar 2025 12:01AM
5676896Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... jroyster27 Mar 2025 5:06PM
5676844Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... z71cat27 Mar 2025 11:56AM
5676839Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Buddha27 Mar 2025 11:15AM
5676474Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Arystarq25 Mar 2025 9:55PM
5675959Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... joenrondi23 Mar 2025 6:38AM
5675871Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... PattyMac22 Mar 2025 3:04PM
5675757Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Sundrop kid22 Mar 2025 4:00AM
5675685Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Big Giant Head21 Mar 2025 5:28PM
5675645Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... jroyster21 Mar 2025 1:38PM
5675639Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... ladyvic21 Mar 2025 11:06AM
5675582Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Trent-PA21 Mar 2025 3:58AM
5675530Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Jools20 Mar 2025 11:11PM
5675505Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... fatdaddy20 Mar 2025 8:01PM
5675503Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... dickfrank20 Mar 2025 7:43PM
5675502Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... hoof hearted20 Mar 2025 7:39PM
5675490Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... Gameheart20 Mar 2025 4:59PM
5675488Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... TowneKook-20 Mar 2025 4:18PM
5675481Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon... * Sassy_Angel *20 Mar 2025 3:26PM
5675445My Doctor Said No More Bacon... LittleTree20 Mar 2025 12:58PM
5675277Re: Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Baleen119 Mar 2025 12:13PM
5674929Re: Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. hoof hearted17 Mar 2025 7:32PM
5674812Re: Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. monkeytyper17 Mar 2025 9:48AM
5674808Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. LittleTree17 Mar 2025 9:25AM
5674801Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. marcmandy17 Mar 2025 7:28AM
5673937Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Trent-PA13 Mar 2025 7:22AM
5673877Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Jools13 Mar 2025 2:16AM
5673747Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Jools12 Mar 2025 11:20AM
5673676Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. PRIMETIME12 Mar 2025 3:49AM
5673614Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Sundrop kid11 Mar 2025 9:26PM
5673561Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. fatdaddy11 Mar 2025 2:38PM
5673474Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. ladyvic11 Mar 2025 10:01AM
5673454Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. PattyMac11 Mar 2025 7:47AM
5673408Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. fatdaddy10 Mar 2025 9:25PM
5673406Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. TabbyCat10 Mar 2025 8:38PM
5672849Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Baleen17 Mar 2025 8:38PM
5672824Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. TowneKook-7 Mar 2025 4:03PM
5672713Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. Gameheart7 Mar 2025 12:12PM
5672689Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. jroyster7 Mar 2025 9:28AM
5672685Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. LittleTree7 Mar 2025 9:21AM
5671928Re: Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me hoof hearted3 Mar 2025 7:35PM
5671841Re: Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me z71cat3 Mar 2025 11:56AM
5671835Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me LittleTree3 Mar 2025 11:24AM
5671263Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. jroyster28 Feb 2025 4:30PM
5671232Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Bullets9mm28 Feb 2025 12:49PM
5670915Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Gameheart26 Feb 2025 9:15PM
5670898Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Baleen126 Feb 2025 7:52PM
5669891Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. PattyMac24 Feb 2025 9:02AM
5669491Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. hoof hearted22 Feb 2025 3:05PM
5669272Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Trent-PA21 Feb 2025 3:03PM
5669214Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Buddha21 Feb 2025 11:08AM
5669197Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. ladyvic21 Feb 2025 9:42AM
5669164Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. AmberLove21 Feb 2025 5:45AM
5669143Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Jools21 Feb 2025 4:37AM
5669104Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. fatdaddy21 Feb 2025 1:01AM
5669097Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. GinnyB20 Feb 2025 11:30PM
5669060Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. TowneKook-20 Feb 2025 3:44PM
5668992Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Jools20 Feb 2025 11:07AM
5668989Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Big Giant Head20 Feb 2025 10:31AM
5668986Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. monkeytyper20 Feb 2025 10:17AM
5668977Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. * Sassy_Angel *20 Feb 2025 9:26AM
5668975Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. LittleTree20 Feb 2025 9:20AM
5668684Poll is Up for I'll Never Forget my Mom Yelling at Me LittleTree18 Feb 2025 5:52PM
5667239Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. fatdaddy11 Feb 2025 2:31PM
5667161Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. Jools10 Feb 2025 11:39PM
5667087Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. fatdaddy10 Feb 2025 2:29PM
5667078Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. LittleTree10 Feb 2025 1:58PM
5667073Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. hoof hearted10 Feb 2025 1:33PM
5667053Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. fatdaddy10 Feb 2025 12:38PM
5667027Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. LittleTree10 Feb 2025 8:35AM
5666844Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... marcmandy9 Feb 2025 11:44AM
5666552Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... z71cat8 Feb 2025 7:06AM
5666444Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... LittleTree7 Feb 2025 4:23PM
5665564Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... GinnyB3 Feb 2025 10:47PM
5665438Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... Buddha3 Feb 2025 10:02AM
5665040Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... Jools2 Feb 2025 5:59AM
5664863Entry change fatdaddy1 Feb 2025 12:11PM
5664798Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... * Sassy_Angel *1 Feb 2025 7:10AM
5664672Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... PattyMac31 Jan 2025 2:07PM
5664646Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... hoof hearted31 Jan 2025 12:37PM
5664593Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... Gameheart31 Jan 2025 7:10AM
5664584Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... jd9131 Jan 2025 5:59AM
5664562Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... Trent-PA31 Jan 2025 3:57AM
5664484Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... AmberLove30 Jan 2025 6:32PM
5664476Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... TowneKook-30 Jan 2025 4:46PM
5664473Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... fatdaddy30 Jan 2025 4:10PM
5664454Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... Big Giant Head30 Jan 2025 2:52PM
5664450Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... TaUrUsRoSe30 Jan 2025 2:42PM
5664410I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me... LittleTree30 Jan 2025 10:50AM
5663498Winner of My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day LittleTree26 Jan 2025 6:29PM
5662785Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... AmberLove23 Jan 2025 7:23PM
5662470Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... * Sassy_Angel *22 Jan 2025 4:32PM
5662105Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Trent-PA21 Jan 2025 3:09AM
5662018Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... PattyMac20 Jan 2025 6:26PM
5662005Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... hoof hearted20 Jan 2025 4:27PM
5661839Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Bullets9mm19 Jan 2025 2:55PM
5661816Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... TabbyCat19 Jan 2025 1:00PM
5661790Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... joenrondi19 Jan 2025 8:05AM
5661777Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Gameheart19 Jan 2025 6:46AM
5661708Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... Jools18 Jan 2025 10:32PM
5661642Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... fatdaddy18 Jan 2025 4:06PM
5661603Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... TowneKook-18 Jan 2025 2:03PM
5661579Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... izzy18 Jan 2025 11:42AM
5661573Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... HeartOnFire18 Jan 2025 11:27AM
5661540Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... LittleTree18 Jan 2025 10:05AM
5661534Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... marcmandy18 Jan 2025 9:06AM
5661533I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me... LittleTree18 Jan 2025 8:58AM
5660476Voting for My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. LittleTree13 Jan 2025 1:56PM
5660267Re: My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. LittleTree12 Jan 2025 8:13PM
5659423Re: My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. Gameheart9 Jan 2025 4:32PM
5659256Re: My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. Jools8 Jan 2025 10:27PM
5659105Re: My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. Bullets9mm8 Jan 2025 2:07PM

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