Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..apologise now 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5592874) If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Posted by LittleTree on 4 Apr 2024 at 10:06AM

Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero. Smiling
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5594203Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... fatdaddy10 Apr 2024 1:13AM
5594196Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... GinnyB9 Apr 2024 11:36PM
5594051Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree9 Apr 2024 8:54AM
5593635Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... marcmandy7 Apr 2024 2:28PM
5593305Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree6 Apr 2024 7:39AM
5593266Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... Big Giant Head6 Apr 2024 4:01AM
5593157Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... izzy5 Apr 2024 4:10PM
5593155Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree5 Apr 2024 4:08PM
5593149Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... dickfrank5 Apr 2024 2:51PM
5593122Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... * Sassy_Angel *5 Apr 2024 12:51PM
5593096Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... PattyMac5 Apr 2024 8:34AM
5592960Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... TowneKook-4 Apr 2024 4:50PM
5592937Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... Jools4 Apr 2024 2:07PM
5592917Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... Gameheart4 Apr 2024 12:42PM
5592914Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... hoof hearted4 Apr 2024 12:36PM
5592900Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... Trent-PA4 Apr 2024 11:58AM
5592892Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... z71cat4 Apr 2024 11:38AM
5592874If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree4 Apr 2024 10:06AM

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