Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5593155) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Apr 2024 at 4:08PM
Sorry, dickfrank, this entry has already been used. You many try another if you wish. Smiling
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5594203Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... fatdaddy10 Apr 2024 1:13AM
5594196Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... GinnyB9 Apr 2024 11:36PM
5594051Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree9 Apr 2024 8:54AM
5593635Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... marcmandy7 Apr 2024 2:28PM
5593305Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree6 Apr 2024 7:39AM
5593266Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... Big Giant Head6 Apr 2024 4:01AM
5593157Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... izzy5 Apr 2024 4:10PM
5593155Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... LittleTree5 Apr 2024 4:08PM

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