Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
..of too many tariffs 20%
..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . 16%
..Congress voted to release the naughty list. 12%
..cause I'm old and grouchy !! 12%
..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. 12%
..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. 8%
..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe 8%
..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer 4%
.. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. 4%
..Milk or cookies 4%
..I lit a fire under his bum last year. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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5732074Re: Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song LittleTree17 Dec 2025 9:07PM
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5731651Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song LittleTree15 Dec 2025 6:03PM
5731649Winner of If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. LittleTree15 Dec 2025 5:45PM
5730956Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. cindy197012 Dec 2025 2:21PM
5730278Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. DBowler19709 Dec 2025 1:49AM
5730157Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. Trent-PA8 Dec 2025 1:55PM
5730098Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. fatdaddy8 Dec 2025 6:11AM
5730091Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. hoof hearted8 Dec 2025 4:40AM
5729546Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. Nukkle Dragger6 Dec 2025 4:08AM
5729521Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. TowneKook-6 Dec 2025 12:37AM
5729503Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. * Sassy_Angel *5 Dec 2025 11:30PM
5729489Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB5 Dec 2025 10:59PM
5729462Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. PattyMac5 Dec 2025 10:47PM
5729445Re: Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. Jools5 Dec 2025 9:45PM
5729442Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. LittleTree5 Dec 2025 9:36PM
5729437Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always.. LittleTree5 Dec 2025 8:55PM
5729429Re: Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always.. z71cat5 Dec 2025 8:31PM
5729424Winner of My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always.. LittleTree5 Dec 2025 8:20PM
5727428Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. Trent-PA28 Nov 2025 10:11AM
5726906Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. Gameheart25 Nov 2025 4:52PM
5726819Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. cindy197025 Nov 2025 5:05AM
5726750Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. Buddha24 Nov 2025 10:44PM
5726720Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. izzy24 Nov 2025 9:04PM
5726586Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. TowneKook-24 Nov 2025 5:54AM
5726558Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. hoof hearted24 Nov 2025 3:52AM
5726536Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. Carol5924 Nov 2025 1:11AM
5726533Re: If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. Jools24 Nov 2025 12:37AM
5726531If You Are What You Eat, I'm in Trouble Cuz I'm a Big Fat.. LittleTree24 Nov 2025 12:27AM
5725181Voting for My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I always.. LittleTree18 Nov 2025 10:04PM
5723889Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... bestgremlin16 Nov 2025 8:42PM
5723187Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... Buddha13 Nov 2025 1:42PM
5722464Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... Bullets9mm10 Nov 2025 3:33AM
5722137Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... PattyMac8 Nov 2025 6:42PM
5722020Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... Jools8 Nov 2025 12:23AM
5722014Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... hoof hearted7 Nov 2025 11:35PM
5721930Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... marcmandy7 Nov 2025 1:53PM
5721793Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... fatdaddy7 Nov 2025 1:01AM
5721672Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... z71cat6 Nov 2025 3:48PM
5721662Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... Gameheart6 Nov 2025 3:12PM
5721646Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... Trent-PA6 Nov 2025 2:52PM
5721638Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... * Sassy_Angel *6 Nov 2025 2:20PM
5721622Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... TowneKook-6 Nov 2025 12:46PM
5721440Re: My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... LittleTree5 Nov 2025 6:43PM
5721439My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool. I Always... LittleTree5 Nov 2025 6:41PM
5721381Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. z71cat5 Nov 2025 2:40PM
5721265Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. fatdaddy5 Nov 2025 12:45AM
5721256Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. LittleTree4 Nov 2025 11:59PM
5718916Voting for I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. LittleTree26 Oct 2025 1:37AM
5718389Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. marcmandy23 Oct 2025 5:01PM
5718090Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. fatdaddy22 Oct 2025 1:04AM
5718047Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. AmberLove21 Oct 2025 8:18PM
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5717855Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. * Sassy_Angel *20 Oct 2025 2:32PM
5717787Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. hoof hearted20 Oct 2025 4:08AM
5717714Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. z71cat19 Oct 2025 7:06PM
5717712Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Trent-PA19 Oct 2025 6:45PM
5717672Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. z71cat19 Oct 2025 2:09PM
5717639Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack19 Oct 2025 12:17PM
5717627Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. TowneKook-19 Oct 2025 11:00AM
5717606Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Gameheart19 Oct 2025 8:00AM
5717596Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Jools19 Oct 2025 5:46AM
5717595Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Buddha19 Oct 2025 5:32AM
5717591Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. PattyMac19 Oct 2025 4:47AM
5717565Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. izzy19 Oct 2025 2:00AM
5717554I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. LittleTree19 Oct 2025 12:48AM
5712755Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. TaUrUsRoSe23 Sep 2025 11:45PM
5712678Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. LittleTree23 Sep 2025 7:02PM
5712666Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. fatdaddy23 Sep 2025 6:05PM
5712655Winner of Life's too Short. Go for.. LittleTree23 Sep 2025 5:05PM
5711348Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. hoof hearted17 Sep 2025 12:18AM
5711192Winner of Never Underestimate the Power of LittleTree16 Sep 2025 1:16AM
5710993Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree15 Sep 2025 12:51AM
5710954Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. jroyster14 Sep 2025 8:21PM
5710927Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. * Sassy_Angel *14 Sep 2025 4:59PM
5710755Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Buddha13 Sep 2025 4:25PM
5710704Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Trent-PA13 Sep 2025 10:41AM
5710678Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. GinnyB13 Sep 2025 8:30AM
5710637Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Sundrop kid13 Sep 2025 12:33AM
5710625Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. TaUrUsRoSe12 Sep 2025 11:59PM
5710613Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. ladyvic12 Sep 2025 9:16PM
5710568Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. z71cat12 Sep 2025 3:10PM
5710565Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Jools12 Sep 2025 1:26PM
5710547Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. TowneKook-12 Sep 2025 11:00AM
5710546Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. PattyMac12 Sep 2025 10:10AM
5710533Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. Gameheart12 Sep 2025 8:50AM
5710512Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree12 Sep 2025 1:36AM
5709836Poll is Up LittleTree7 Sep 2025 3:52PM
5709782Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out hoof hearted7 Sep 2025 7:29AM
5709762Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out Sundrop kid7 Sep 2025 3:20AM
5709748Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out LittleTree7 Sep 2025 1:17AM
5708175Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. GinnyB29 Aug 2025 7:21AM
5708060Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. marcmandy28 Aug 2025 4:45PM
5707909Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Buddha27 Aug 2025 8:21PM
5707702Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. PattyMac26 Aug 2025 7:20PM
5707477Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Trent-PA25 Aug 2025 3:22PM
5707476Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. z71cat25 Aug 2025 3:19PM
5707410Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack25 Aug 2025 9:17AM
5707375Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. fatdaddy25 Aug 2025 3:04AM
5707367Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Sundrop kid25 Aug 2025 2:16AM
5707365Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. jroyster25 Aug 2025 1:26AM
5707339Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. hoof hearted24 Aug 2025 11:36PM
5707330Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. TowneKook-24 Aug 2025 10:43PM
5707326Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. izzy24 Aug 2025 10:15PM
5707322Re: Never Underestimate the Power.. Gameheart24 Aug 2025 9:52PM
5707288Never Underestimate the Power.. LittleTree24 Aug 2025 7:00PM
5706696Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume jroyster22 Aug 2025 1:50AM
5706603Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume LittleTree21 Aug 2025 7:24PM
5705550Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Trent-PA16 Aug 2025 2:06PM
5705503Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Jools16 Aug 2025 7:41AM
5705481Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB16 Aug 2025 2:41AM
5705479Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. fatdaddy16 Aug 2025 2:39AM
5705468Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree16 Aug 2025 12:57AM
5705452Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack15 Aug 2025 10:51PM
5705396Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree15 Aug 2025 6:22PM
5705338Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. Sundrop kid15 Aug 2025 10:54AM
5704049Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. PattyMac9 Aug 2025 3:11AM
5703509Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. z71cat6 Aug 2025 9:56PM
5703503Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. TowneKook-6 Aug 2025 9:32PM
5703447Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. fatdaddy6 Aug 2025 6:47PM
5703443Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree6 Aug 2025 5:38PM
5703439Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. jd916 Aug 2025 5:11PM
5703261Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. LittleTree5 Aug 2025 7:32PM
5703260Re: Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why.. ladyvic5 Aug 2025 7:19PM
5703258Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why.. LittleTree5 Aug 2025 6:59PM
5699618That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church Baleen117 Jul 2025 6:19PM
5699513Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Bullets9mm17 Jul 2025 3:42AM
5699436Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 7:06PM
5699416Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. joenrondi16 Jul 2025 4:00PM
5699397Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 1:09PM
5699396Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Trent-PA16 Jul 2025 1:08PM
5699390Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. ladyvic16 Jul 2025 12:34PM
5699313Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Gameheart15 Jul 2025 10:37PM
5699311Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. TowneKook-15 Jul 2025 10:13PM
5699255Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. z71cat15 Jul 2025 6:14PM
5699247Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jd9115 Jul 2025 5:26PM
5699238Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. PattyMac15 Jul 2025 4:18PM
5699226My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. LittleTree15 Jul 2025 3:13PM
5698487Re: Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer Trent-PA11 Jul 2025 11:24PM
5698433Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer LittleTree11 Jul 2025 3:33PM
5696578Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Gameheart3 Jul 2025 1:50AM
5696509Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. PattyMac2 Jul 2025 6:56PM
5696363Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. Bullets9mm2 Jul 2025 2:00AM
5696060Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. ladyvic30 Jun 2025 4:37PM
5696051Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why.. LittleTree30 Jun 2025 4:04PM

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