| | Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
Current Poll | If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
| | .. take me with you!
| 21% | | ..Make sure there are no witnesses
| 17% | | ..Make sure it's something memorable
| 13% | | ..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes.
| 13% | | ..make sure you sleep in past noon!
| 8% | | ..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed.
| 8% | | ..Just do it!
| 8% | | ..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast!
| 4% | | ..To many cocktails
| 4% | | ..apologise now
| 4% | | ..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL
| 0% | | [ 24 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous  or dramatic  as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. 
Winners, by vote, will receive  Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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(#5585488) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:30AMPoll is up. 
With this contest the winner gets to choose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token. 
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| 5587057 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| * Sassy_Angel * | 13 Mar 2024 6:01PM | | 5587006 | Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Buddha | 13 Mar 2024 11:26AM | | 5586804 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| marcmandy | 12 Mar 2024 3:04PM | | 5586613 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| GinnyB | 11 Mar 2024 11:37PM | | 5586611 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| fatdaddy | 11 Mar 2024 10:49PM | | 5586594 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| thebodywall | 11 Mar 2024 7:59PM | | 5586265 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| JanuarySnowAngel | 10 Mar 2024 12:03PM | | 5585842 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| GinnyB | 8 Mar 2024 11:23PM | | 5585761 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| jroyster | 8 Mar 2024 11:14AM | | 5585753 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| **Lover of Darkness** | 8 Mar 2024 10:44AM | | 5585639 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Jools | 7 Mar 2024 10:27PM | | 5585606 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| TowneKook- | 7 Mar 2024 5:29PM | | 5585603 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Sundrop kid | 7 Mar 2024 4:57PM | | 5585584 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Heartsong | 7 Mar 2024 3:43PM | | 5585566 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| z71cat | 7 Mar 2024 2:47PM | | 5585557 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Meeshamouse | 7 Mar 2024 2:39PM | | 5585513 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Gameheart | 7 Mar 2024 10:48AM | | 5585502 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| PattyMac | 7 Mar 2024 9:14AM | | 5585501 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| Trent-PA | 7 Mar 2024 9:08AM | | 5585496 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| LittleTree | 7 Mar 2024 8:55AM | | 5585493 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| izzy | 7 Mar 2024 8:50AM | | 5585491 | Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| TaUrUsRoSe | 7 Mar 2024 8:42AM | | 5585488 | Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
| LittleTree | 7 Mar 2024 8:30AM |
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