Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..apologise now 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5585493) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by izzy on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:50AM
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5587006Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and Buddha13 Mar 2024 11:26AM
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5585501Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and Trent-PA7 Mar 2024 9:08AM
5585496Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and LittleTree7 Mar 2024 8:55AM
5585493Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and izzy7 Mar 2024 8:50AM

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