Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 20%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 16%
..Make sure it's something memorable 12%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 12%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 12%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5567162) Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When
Posted by LittleTree on 1 Jan 2024 at 9:10AM

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Happy New Year!
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5567749Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Heartsong2 Jan 2024 5:44PM
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5567419Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When LittleTree1 Jan 2024 8:17PM
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5567162Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When LittleTree1 Jan 2024 9:10AM

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