Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5567230) Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When
Posted by izzy on 1 Jan 2024 at 10:13AM
DVR the ball dropping and watch it the next day when you finally get out of bed.
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5567405Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When fatdaddy1 Jan 2024 7:00PM
5567337Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Buddha1 Jan 2024 3:03PM
5567328Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Lil Red1 Jan 2024 2:01PM
5567326Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When Watson1 Jan 2024 1:58PM
5567230Re: Youth is When You’re Allowed to Stay up Late on New Year’s Eve. Middle Age is When izzy1 Jan 2024 10:13AM

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