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spacer40Come get a little giggle for your jiggle each day and post your favorite jokes

spacer40We all need to keep the squirrels smiling Smiling


Themed contests for profile tokens will be held about twice a month. Subject and dates will be posted here. Post your funniest joke for a chance to win one of these awesome specialty tokens:

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spacer40Board Rules:

1. You are welcome to post other non-contest Jokes on this board anytime, but please note in your post if it is NOT for the contest
2. There will be a poll for subscribers to vote for their favorite contest jokes
3. PLEASE choose Post a new comment when you enter your joke as it makes it easier to put up a poll
4. If you won the last contest, you will not be eligible for the next one to give all an equal chance
5. Only one entry per player will be eligible. If a player posts more than one, the first joke will be used
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spacer40Funniest Golf Joke Winners:

Congrats to quietman and Whimjest for winning 1st and 2nd place respectively in this contest

spacer40What is the funniest Golf joke?

Poll Results:
    • 1st Place - Don't be Late for your Tee-Off Time (9) quietman
    • 2nd Place - Why is it called golf? (3) Whimjest

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spacer40New Contest Theme: Kids Say The Darnedest Things

    • Share your jokes, stories or anecdotes about funny situations or funny things kids say that have you rolling on the floor with laughter. A voting poll will be held in mid June to select a winner!
    • Feel free to post a non-contest joke anytime. Just say "not for contest" in the subject window
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5505013Re: Golf Joke Vote Closed quietman1 Jun 2023 7:53AM
5504063Time to vote for the funniest Golf joke quietman29 May 2023 7:03AM
5503767Why is it called golf? quietman27 May 2023 10:06PM
5503731Last call for Golf Jokes.. quietman27 May 2023 6:14PM
5503338Re: Don't be Late for your Tee-Off Time marcmandy26 May 2023 7:27AM
5503079Re: Don't be Late for your Tee-Off Time jroyster25 May 2023 12:16PM
5503000Don't be Late for your Tee-Off Time quietman25 May 2023 6:36AM
5501095Re: A Riddle Answered quietman18 May 2023 3:24PM
5501086Re: A Riddle Answered maintenance man18 May 2023 2:52PM
5501085Re: A Riddle Answered quietman18 May 2023 2:50PM
5501077A Riddle Answered Whimjest18 May 2023 2:25PM
5500973Is it Golf, Ping Pong or Baseball? quietman18 May 2023 4:57AM
5500490Golf and doctors KG_202016 May 2023 9:41AM
5500222That's an unfair advantage! quietman15 May 2023 7:41AM
5500213Drowning my sorrows jroyster15 May 2023 6:40AM
5500105Golf trousers Jools14 May 2023 11:17PM
5499990Contest Joke The Rider eliphont55114 May 2023 3:05PM
5499980Re: New Contest Theme quietman14 May 2023 2:37PM
5499894Funniest Joke Of All Time - Poll Closed quietman14 May 2023 5:35AM
5498776Re: public service announcement quietman10 May 2023 8:54PM
5498752Re: public service announcement marcmandy10 May 2023 7:39PM
5498738public service announcement bestgremlin10 May 2023 7:24PM
5497249Re: Time to Vote - What is your favorite funniest joke of all time? jroyster6 May 2023 7:26AM
5497042Time to Vote - What is your favorite funniest joke of all time? quietman5 May 2023 12:00PM
5495496Faithful Wife or Dog? Silkwood30 Apr 2023 2:48PM
5495458Archeological laura lee30 Apr 2023 1:16PM
5494919Re: My Four Husbands jroyster28 Apr 2023 6:13PM
5494821My Four Husbands quietman28 Apr 2023 11:22AM
5494811How is the patient doing? quietman28 Apr 2023 9:29AM
5494806Pug rabbitoid28 Apr 2023 8:56AM
5494611Re: A Blond joke Smiling jroyster27 Apr 2023 2:36PM
5494576open theme joke Fian27 Apr 2023 11:51AM
5494424Re: Just Desserts quietman26 Apr 2023 6:33PM
5494423Re: The funniest joke of all time quietman26 Apr 2023 6:32PM
5494421Re: The funniest joke of all time **Lover of Darkness**26 Apr 2023 6:30PM
5493290Re: A Blond joke Smiling quietman23 Apr 2023 3:38PM
5493288Re: A Blond joke Smiling ladyvic23 Apr 2023 3:27PM
5493286A Blond joke Smiling eliphont55123 Apr 2023 3:25PM
5493226Re: The funniest joke of all time Jools23 Apr 2023 10:08AM
5493198Re: The funniest joke of all time marcmandy23 Apr 2023 8:04AM
5493197The funniest joke of all time quietman23 Apr 2023 8:00AM
5492946lazy kangaroo Jools22 Apr 2023 12:23PM
5492906Just Desserts RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack22 Apr 2023 8:44AM
5492546Re: Bad Memory Jokes Contest - Poll Results quietman21 Apr 2023 5:09AM
5491543Bad Memory Jokes Contest - Closed quietman17 Apr 2023 2:59PM
5491508Re: Bad memory Jools17 Apr 2023 1:36PM
5491492Bad memory hypnotist17 Apr 2023 12:32PM
5491382Re: Photgraphic memory hoof hearted17 Apr 2023 7:01AM
5491264Re: Photgraphic memory dgb16 Apr 2023 7:57PM
5491245Photgraphic memory jroyster16 Apr 2023 7:50PM
5490919Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup Jools15 Apr 2023 6:13PM
5490917Last call for bad memory jokes.. voting poll starts Monday quietman15 Apr 2023 6:11PM
5490906Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup quietman15 Apr 2023 5:36PM
5490904Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup hoof hearted15 Apr 2023 5:18PM
5490888Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup quietman15 Apr 2023 4:37PM
5490887Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup quietman15 Apr 2023 4:34PM
5490879Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup hoof hearted15 Apr 2023 4:08PM
5490351Re: Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup Jools14 Apr 2023 12:04AM
5490331Re: Phyllis Diller - Words To Live By quietman13 Apr 2023 8:46PM
5490306Re: Phyllis Diller - Words To Live By quietman13 Apr 2023 4:51PM
5490305Re: Phyllis Diller - Words To Live By quietman13 Apr 2023 4:51PM
5490304Re: Phyllis Diller - Words To Live By quietman13 Apr 2023 4:49PM
5489967When I die laura lee12 Apr 2023 3:35PM
5489891A Sunny Day in the Park quietman12 Apr 2023 9:18AM
5489884Motivational speaker **Lover of Darkness**12 Apr 2023 8:52AM
5489844What is the name of that restaurant? Jools12 Apr 2023 7:46AM
5489819An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack12 Apr 2023 4:44AM
5489818A man meets a Native American with flawless memory... eliphont55112 Apr 2023 4:35AM
5489774Re: Betty White - No Regrets quietman11 Apr 2023 9:00PM
5489580Re: And the winner is.. Jools11 Apr 2023 7:20AM
5489571And the winner is.. quietman11 Apr 2023 5:53AM
5489534Ellen DeGeneres - Vintage Standup quietman10 Apr 2023 9:30PM
5489189Easter Humor - Time to Vote! quietman9 Apr 2023 8:33PM
5488279Easter Army Jools7 Apr 2023 1:33AM
5488175Wouldn’t You Know It! quietman6 Apr 2023 2:24PM
5487781Easter Humor **Lover of Darkness**5 Apr 2023 7:07AM
5487776not for contest but thought it was funny **Lover of Darkness**5 Apr 2023 6:50AM
5487666Re: Hare Spray (for Easter joke contest) Jools4 Apr 2023 9:20PM
5487614Re: Hare Spray (for Easter joke contest) jroyster4 Apr 2023 6:30PM
5487598Hare Spray (for Easter joke contest) karynsong4 Apr 2023 5:36PM
5487552Easter egg eliphont5514 Apr 2023 3:26PM
5487455Re: April Fools Day Prank - Poll Closed jroyster4 Apr 2023 11:01AM
5487387April Fools Day Prank - Poll Closed quietman4 Apr 2023 6:53AM
5487327They know everything! bobby b 713 Apr 2023 8:58PM
5486600Re: Confusion of Rules RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Apr 2023 5:22PM
5486598Re: Confusion of Rules quietman1 Apr 2023 5:07PM
5486589Re: Confusion of Rules quietman1 Apr 2023 4:08PM
5486585Re: Confusion of Rules RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Apr 2023 3:58PM
5486582Re: Confusion of Rules quietman1 Apr 2023 3:57PM
5486579Re: Confusion of Rules jroyster1 Apr 2023 3:32PM
5486577Re: I’m Taking The Day Off quietman1 Apr 2023 3:22PM
5486575Re: Confusion of Rules quietman1 Apr 2023 3:13PM
5486557Re: April Fools Pranks - Example Hillbilly1 Apr 2023 2:51PM
5486556Confusion of Rules RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack1 Apr 2023 2:44PM
5486553Re: I’m Taking The Day Off jroyster1 Apr 2023 2:34PM
5486542I’m Taking The Day Off quietman1 Apr 2023 2:23PM
5486291Time to Vote! 1 April 2023 quietman1 Apr 2023 2:00AM
5486290Flat Tire by gertess quietman1 Apr 2023 1:53AM
5486289Coworkers Desktop by jroyster quietman1 Apr 2023 1:38AM
5485877The animals are at it too Jools31 Mar 2023 1:41AM
5485854Re: Sugar Bowl with Salt Hoax by Hoof Hearted quietman30 Mar 2023 9:42PM
5485819Re: Sugar Bowl with Salt Hoax by Hoof Hearted hoof hearted30 Mar 2023 9:32PM
5485807Sugar Bowl with Salt Hoax by Hoof Hearted quietman30 Mar 2023 8:57PM
5485806Re: Spaghetti Tree Hoax by JohnDerrek hoof hearted30 Mar 2023 8:50PM
5485785Re: Spaghetti Tree Hoax by JohnDerrek quietman30 Mar 2023 7:41PM
5485780Re: Spaghetti Tree Hoax by JohnDerrek bestgremlin30 Mar 2023 6:41PM
5485628Spaghetti Tree Hoax by JohnDerrek quietman30 Mar 2023 8:27AM
5484991Police department Porches hypnotist28 Mar 2023 9:56PM
5484947Re: April Fools Pranks - Example jroyster28 Mar 2023 5:36PM
5484946Re: April Fools Pranks - Example jroyster28 Mar 2023 5:34PM
5484831Backup toilet Zanda28 Mar 2023 11:35AM
5484771Diverting phones Jools28 Mar 2023 6:51AM
5484769Texting Prank Silkwood28 Mar 2023 6:43AM
5484753Re: April Fools Pranks - Example jd9128 Mar 2023 5:30AM
5484751Re: April Fools Pranks - Example quietman28 Mar 2023 5:25AM
5484749Re: April Fools Pranks - Example jd9128 Mar 2023 5:22AM
5484591Re: April Fools Pranks - Example quietman27 Mar 2023 1:50PM
5484546Re: April Fools Pranks - Example jd9127 Mar 2023 11:58AM
5484541April Fools Pranks - Example quietman27 Mar 2023 11:29AM
5484369Re: And that's when the fight started... quietman26 Mar 2023 9:32PM
5484366Re: Titanic - 3D Effect quietman26 Mar 2023 9:15PM
5483804Titanic **Lover of Darkness**25 Mar 2023 5:56AM
5483164And that's when the fight started... jroyster22 Mar 2023 6:55PM
5483122Courting Fian22 Mar 2023 4:16PM
5481722Re: I Hate it When That Happens jroyster19 Mar 2023 6:22PM
5481531Re: I Hate it When That Happens quietman19 Mar 2023 1:27PM
5481517Re: I Hate it When That Happens eliphont55119 Mar 2023 12:56PM
5481515Re: I Hate it When That Happens Begadoonie19 Mar 2023 12:55PM
5481486I Hate it When That Happens LittleTree19 Mar 2023 12:19PM
5480461Re: Tax Time quietman17 Mar 2023 1:34PM
5480405Tax Time RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack17 Mar 2023 12:11PM
5480373Re: Everybody’s Irish on St Patrick’s Day Lil Red17 Mar 2023 10:19AM
5480325They are how old? Smiling eliphont55117 Mar 2023 8:05AM
5480297Re: Everybody’s Irish on St Patrick’s Day eliphont55117 Mar 2023 6:06AM
5480296Re: Everybody’s Irish on St Patrick’s Day LittleTree17 Mar 2023 6:05AM
5480187Everybody’s Irish on St Patrick’s Day quietman16 Mar 2023 9:59PM
5480035Re: Better Knock on Wood Lil Red16 Mar 2023 2:26PM
5479700Re: Better Knock on Wood eliphont55115 Mar 2023 2:12PM
5479583Better Knock on Wood quietman15 Mar 2023 7:46AM
5479406Re: 🍀 Poll Closed **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB14 Mar 2023 7:37PM
5479374Re: 🍀 Poll Closed quietman14 Mar 2023 5:52PM
5476944Re: 🍀 Time to Vote quietman9 Mar 2023 9:07AM
5476897Re: 🍀 Time to Vote quietman9 Mar 2023 6:59AM
5476715Re: 🍀 Time to Vote bestgremlin8 Mar 2023 5:53PM
5476528🍀 Time to Vote quietman8 Mar 2023 4:55AM
5476246🍀 Last call.. quietman7 Mar 2023 6:21AM
5474917English Language Lovers jroyster3 Mar 2023 7:05AM
5474909Re: Another Miracle eliphont5513 Mar 2023 6:29AM
5474905Another Miracle LittleTree3 Mar 2023 6:22AM
5474899Re: An Irish diamond bestgremlin3 Mar 2023 5:46AM
5474895An Irish diamond eliphont5513 Mar 2023 5:34AM
5474251February Poll Closed quietman1 Mar 2023 4:48AM
5474219St Patrick's redecoration Jools1 Mar 2023 3:10AM
5474147Re: Funniest Joke Contest - New Topic for March 1st quietman28 Feb 2023 9:03PM
5474115Re: Funniest Joke Contest - New Topic for March 1st jroyster28 Feb 2023 6:22PM
5474098Re: Funniest Joke Contest - New Topic for March 1st quietman28 Feb 2023 5:45PM
5474064Current club poll closing soon.. quietman28 Feb 2023 3:42PM
5474063Funniest Joke Contest - New Topic for March 1st quietman28 Feb 2023 3:36PM
5473985Board Games RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack28 Feb 2023 1:10PM
5473984At The Bank Silkwood28 Feb 2023 1:02PM
5473535Re: Top of the Board - Error quietman27 Feb 2023 5:35AM
5473389Top of the Board - Error quietman26 Feb 2023 6:56PM
5473070Why can't you Sundrop kid25 Feb 2023 9:51PM
5472969Worry eliphont55125 Feb 2023 3:47PM
5472682How do you Sundrop kid24 Feb 2023 9:59PM
5472601Kids... eliphont55124 Feb 2023 3:53PM
5472472At the Library bestgremlin24 Feb 2023 9:34AM
5472436Too Tired To Think eliphont55124 Feb 2023 7:08AM
5472434Better Luck Next Time LittleTree24 Feb 2023 7:01AM
5472085Looking for someone to take his place.. quietman23 Feb 2023 6:40AM
5471263Re: Gods and Goddesses soon to be forgotten Jools21 Feb 2023 11:32AM
5471231Gods and Goddesses soon to be forgotten bestgremlin21 Feb 2023 8:32AM
5468472Re: Valentine's Day Contest - Question #5 - CLOSED quietman14 Feb 2023 4:18PM
5468271Valentine's Day Contest - Question #5 quietman14 Feb 2023 7:03AM
5468157Re: Trivia Question #4 - CLOSED quietman13 Feb 2023 8:47PM
5467971Trivia Question #4 quietman13 Feb 2023 9:58AM
5467967Re: Win a Valentine Token LittleTree13 Feb 2023 9:34AM
5467956Re: Win a Valentine Token jroyster13 Feb 2023 9:10AM
5467954Re: Win a Valentine Token LittleTree13 Feb 2023 9:05AM
5467950Re: Win a Valentine Token jroyster13 Feb 2023 8:59AM
5467947Re: Win a Valentine Token quietman13 Feb 2023 8:44AM
5467946Re: Win a Valentine Token **Lover of Darkness**13 Feb 2023 8:35AM
5467943Re: Win a Valentine Token **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB13 Feb 2023 8:23AM
5467939Re: Win a Valentine Token ladyvic13 Feb 2023 8:17AM
5467937Re: Win a Valentine Token quietman13 Feb 2023 8:13AM
5467912Re: Win a Valentine Token ladyvic13 Feb 2023 7:37AM
5467906Re: Win a Valentine Token quietman13 Feb 2023 7:07AM
5467904Win a Valentine Token LittleTree13 Feb 2023 7:04AM
5467857Re: Valentine's Day Trivia Question #3 - CLOSED Candy Cane Kaz13 Feb 2023 5:47AM
5467853Re: Valentine's Day Trivia Question #3 - CLOSED quietman13 Feb 2023 5:36AM
5467828Re: Valentine's Day Trivia Question #3 - CLOSED Candy Cane Kaz13 Feb 2023 3:34AM
5467750Re: We have a winner quietman12 Feb 2023 8:29PM
5467748Re: Next time you have a contest on this board...... quietman12 Feb 2023 8:24PM
5467723Re: Valentine's Day Trivia Question #3 - CLOSED quietman12 Feb 2023 6:11PM
5467716We have a winner monkeytyper12 Feb 2023 5:53PM
5467648Re: Next time you have a contest on this board...... Games Administrator12 Feb 2023 2:43PM
5467625Re: Next time you have a contest on this board...... quietman12 Feb 2023 1:38PM
5467607Re: Next time you have a contest on this board...... Jools12 Feb 2023 11:48AM
5467598Next time you have a contest on this board...... pepperbeach12 Feb 2023 11:36AM
5467579Re: Valentine’s Day Trivia Question #2 - CLOSED RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack12 Feb 2023 10:51AM
5467553Valentine's Day Trivia Question #3 quietman12 Feb 2023 8:52AM
5467547Re: Valentine’s Day Trivia Question #2 - CLOSED quietman12 Feb 2023 8:26AM
5467487Valentine’s Day Trivia Question #2 quietman12 Feb 2023 6:20AM
5467465Re: Valentine’s Day Trivia Contest - Question #1 - CLOSED quietman12 Feb 2023 5:14AM
5467239Re: Words to live by.. quietman11 Feb 2023 3:05PM
5467224Re: The Funniest Joke of All Time! quietman11 Feb 2023 2:50PM
5467217Re: Valentine’s Day Trivia Contest - Question #1 - CLOSED quietman11 Feb 2023 2:40PM
5467089Valentine’s Day Trivia Contest - Question #1 quietman11 Feb 2023 7:12AM
5465175Re: Jokes are ready for your vote.. **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB6 Feb 2023 9:01AM
5465172Jokes are ready for your vote.. monkeytyper6 Feb 2023 8:56AM
5464835Re: Way Too Long theoldmaster5 Feb 2023 7:55AM
5463315Way Too Long bestgremlin31 Jan 2023 8:13PM
5463139anymore jokes to post??? monkeytyper31 Jan 2023 7:30AM
5463043Re: (no subject) Jools30 Jan 2023 10:49PM
5463023(no subject) Oartkickel of the Wolf Pack30 Jan 2023 8:38PM
5461359He's nice bestgremlin25 Jan 2023 6:04PM
5460982Re: H202 Whimjest24 Jan 2023 9:05AM
5460970Re: H202 Jools24 Jan 2023 8:32AM
5460900H202 Whimjest24 Jan 2023 4:09AM
5460262Re: Make Up Your Mind theoldmaster22 Jan 2023 6:49AM
5460260Re: waitress theoldmaster22 Jan 2023 6:46AM
5458895(no subject) Sundrop kid18 Jan 2023 4:03AM
5458774Bald laura lee17 Jan 2023 4:50PM
5458649waitress Silkwood17 Jan 2023 9:12AM
5458627Spider Jools17 Jan 2023 8:07AM
5458310The little boy eliphont55116 Jan 2023 3:16PM
5458196Make Up Your Mind LittleTree16 Jan 2023 9:35AM
5455858Re: Modern romance Begadoonie9 Jan 2023 3:02PM
5455845Re: Modern romance foster0079 Jan 2023 1:57PM
5455844Modern romance bestgremlin9 Jan 2023 1:49PM
5455613Re: Making edam cheese foster0078 Jan 2023 8:51PM
5455612Making edam cheese hypnotist8 Jan 2023 8:48PM
5455568Re: We have a winner bestgremlin8 Jan 2023 4:45PM
5455397We have a winner monkeytyper8 Jan 2023 8:18AM
5453325Re: ready to vote jroyster2 Jan 2023 3:56PM
5453218Re: ready to vote marcmandy2 Jan 2023 10:14AM
5453186Re: Happy New Year theoldmaster2 Jan 2023 8:09AM
5453037Happy New Year **Lover of Darkness**1 Jan 2023 8:47PM
5452531ready to vote monkeytyper31 Dec 2022 12:19PM
5450504anymore jokes to post??? monkeytyper26 Dec 2022 8:31AM
5450033Drinking jroyster24 Dec 2022 3:29PM
5448626Re: Christmas joke bestgremlin20 Dec 2022 2:15PM
5448617Christmas joke Jools20 Dec 2022 12:54PM
5448523Memory bestgremlin20 Dec 2022 6:23AM
5448432snoowmen foster00720 Dec 2022 1:27AM
5448352Ethel & Bea laura lee19 Dec 2022 4:26PM
5445054Searching for a Christmas tree. eliphont5519 Dec 2022 8:10AM
5445052Old Age Frame of Mind LittleTree9 Dec 2022 7:49AM
5444628Just Desserts bestgremlin7 Dec 2022 6:18PM
5444041Festive GT joke Jools6 Dec 2022 10:09AM
5444031anymore jokes to post??? monkeytyper6 Dec 2022 8:01AM

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