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Current theme: Easter
 Post your favourite jokes, cartoons and funny stories on any subject, anytime 
Themed contests for profile tokens will be held once or twice a month. Subject and dates will be posted here. Post your funniest joke for a chance to win one of these awesome specialty tokens:
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1. You are welcome to post other non-contest Jokes on this board anytime, but please note in your post if it is NOT for the contest
2. There will be a poll for subscribers to vote for their favorite contest jokes
3. PLEASE choose Post a new comment when you enter your joke as it makes it easier to put up a poll
4. If you won the last contest, you will not be eligible for the next one to give all an equal chance. You do however get to chose the next theme
5. Only one entry per player will be eligible. If a player posts more than one, the first or specified joke will be used
"Please remember to keep it clean folks" 
(#5596341) Re: We Have a Winner for Easter
Posted by ladyvic on 18 Apr 2024 at 9:53AM (#5596113) We Have a Winner for Easter
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Apr 2024 at 10:35AMJoke #9
I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day this year.
I'm sending the kids out to look for Easter Eggs I haven't hidden.
submitted by ladyvic
(#5595375) Vote for Your Favorite Easter Jokes - jokes in comment
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Apr 2024 at 3:33PM1.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a carrot!
2.
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
3.
Why did the Easter Egg Hide - it was a little chicken
4.
What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
5.
What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs
6.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
7.
Did you hear about the Easter egg that went to a salon? She need a dye job.
8.
What did the bunny get his wife for Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
9.
I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day this year.
I'm sending the kids out to look for Easter Eggs I haven't hidden.
(#5593271) Easter Joke
Posted by transfusion on 6 Apr 2024 at 4:27AMHow do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a carrot!
(#5593129) Re: Any More Easter Jokes
Posted by hoot on 5 Apr 2024 at 1:48PMDid you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock! 
(#5593111) Any More Easter Jokes
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Apr 2024 at 10:18AMPost your Easter joke now....
(#5592262) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by jroyster on 2 Apr 2024 at 5:55AM (#5592261) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by ladyvic on 2 Apr 2024 at 5:47AMI'm combining Easter and April Fools Day this year.
I'm sending the kids out to look for Easter Eggs I haven't hidden.
(#5591916) Happy Easter 🐰
Posted by Jools on 31 Mar 2024 at 10:50PM (#5591708) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 31 Mar 2024 at 11:59AMWhat did the bunny get his wife for Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
(#5591624) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by monkeytyper on 31 Mar 2024 at 6:36AMDid you hear about the Easter egg that went to a salon? She need a dye job.
(#5591370) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 30 Mar 2024 at 7:03AMWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
(#5591366) Re: Easter Joke
Posted by Jools on 30 Mar 2024 at 6:33AM{ Image: pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex-vFM9XMAIO2gm.jpg }
(#5591363) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by eliphont551 on 30 Mar 2024 at 6:08AMWhat do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs
(#5591358) Re: Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by Jools on 30 Mar 2024 at 5:58AMWhat's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
(#5591356) Easter Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2024 at 5:56AMWhy did the Easter Egg Hide - it was a little chicken
(#5591355) Looking for some Easter jokes
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2024 at 5:45AMNo religious jokes please....have fun
(#5591353) Re: Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2024 at 5:40AMWinner is Joke number 5, thanks for taking the time to vote....
(#5590680) Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:05PM1. How old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
**Lover of Darkness**
2. Why did the leprechaun recycle his pot of gold?
He wanted to go green!
TaUrUsRoSe
3. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll!
ladyvic
4. Never iron a four-leaf clover...
You don't want to press your luck.
monkeytyper
5. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!” said Murphy.
PattyMac
(#5590679) Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:03PM1. How old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
**Lover of Darkness**
2. Why did the leprechaun recycle his pot of gold?
He wanted to go green!
TaUrUsRoSe
3. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll!
( Player: ladyvic }
4. Never iron a four-leaf clover...
You don't want to press your luck.
monkeytyper
5. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!” said Murphy.
PattyMac
(#5590299) Last Call for St Patrick Day jokes - Poll goes up tomorrow
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Mar 2024 at 10:17AMPoll goes up tomorrow
(#5590134) Easter
Posted by eliphont551 on 25 Mar 2024 at 3:05PMWhat's stranger than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs? A spelling bee.
(#5590041) Re: Church episode
Posted by jroyster on 25 Mar 2024 at 8:13AMSooooo funny - thanks!
(#5589953) Re: Church episode
Posted by Arystarq on 24 Mar 2024 at 11:12PMThis joke reminds me of a clip I watched somewhere online... Presently I've been able to locate an English-subbed Youtube version:
https://youtu.be/1opEdHSoVUo?si=MDMB1CggBKaVfcGE
Hope it's OK for me to post this clip here. It's just too bloody funny, IMHO. 
(#5584999) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by monkeytyper on 5 Mar 2024 at 8:40AMNever iron a four-leaf clover...
You don't want to press your luck.
(#5584989) We have a tie for Valentine's Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2024 at 7:47AMeliphont551 - One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
jroyster
Last Valentine's Day I got an iPhone for my wife. I still think it was a pretty good trade.
They were both fun to read and share...thanks to all that entered...
(#5584817) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by Jools on 4 Mar 2024 at 11:59AMsorry Ginny, that one has already been posted
(#5584712) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by GinnyB on 4 Mar 2024 at 12:56AMHow old are leprechauns? So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.
(#5584633) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by ladyvic on 3 Mar 2024 at 3:58PMWhat is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock ‘n’ roll! 🎶
(#5584484) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 3 Mar 2024 at 5:22AMWhy did the leprechaun recycle his pot of gold? He wanted to go green!
(#5584350) Re: St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 2 Mar 2024 at 2:38PMHow old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
(#5584285)  Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Mar 2024 at 9:35AMPaddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!”
So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the dark!” said Murphy.
(#5583971) St Patricks Day Jokes
Posted by PattyMac on 1 Mar 2024 at 8:56AMLets get the belly laughs going..post your favorite Irish or St Patrick Day joke...
No derogatory jokes will be accepted....thanks
Derogatory
showing a critical or disrespectful attitude
(#5583970) Vote for you favorite Valentine Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 1 Mar 2024 at 8:51AMBelow are the jokes and the player that submitted it, Please read and vote for the one you think is the best joke 0 Thanks
1. Last Valentine's Day I got an iPhone for my wife. I still think it was a pretty good trade. - jroyster
2.One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
eliphont551
3. I can't wait for the day after Valentines Day because chocolate goes on sale.......
**Lover of Darkness**
4. Cupid should have a hangman's noose instead of an arrow....
Sundrop kid
5. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? "I found the perfect match!"
TaUrUsRoSe
(#5576989) Re: Church episode
Posted by theoldmaster on 5 Feb 2024 at 8:32AMHaha
(#5576841) Re: Valentines Jokes
Posted by jroyster on 4 Feb 2024 at 3:57PMLast Valentine's Day I got an iPhone for my wife. I still think it was a pretty good trade.
(#5576838) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by jroyster on 4 Feb 2024 at 3:55PM (#5576836) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by jroyster on 4 Feb 2024 at 3:54PM (#5576788) Valentines Jokes
Posted by Jools on 4 Feb 2024 at 9:59AMPost your best Valentine's themed joke
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(#5576787) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 4 Feb 2024 at 9:40AMWhat did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? "I found the perfect match!"
(#5576781) Church episode
Posted by karynsong on 4 Feb 2024 at 9:23AMIn the middle of the church sermon, Granny Jane whispered to her hubby, "Oh dear! I just let off a LONG TOOT, but at least it was a silent one. What should I do?"
He replied, "Get some new batteries for your hearing aid!"
(#5576735) Re: Valentine's day
Posted by theoldmaster on 4 Feb 2024 at 7:44AMHaha
(#5576732) Re: Valentine's day
Posted by hoot on 4 Feb 2024 at 7:07AM (#5576711) Valentine's day
Posted by eliphont551 on 4 Feb 2024 at 5:33AMOne morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams”.
(#5576669) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by Sundrop kid on 3 Feb 2024 at 8:40PMCupid should have a hangman's noose instead of an arrow....
(#5576666) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 3 Feb 2024 at 8:06PMI can't wait for the day after Valentines Day because chocolate goes on sale.......
(#5576651) Re: current theme - Valentines
Posted by Jools on 3 Feb 2024 at 7:44PMAs i didn't get a response, I will set it
Jokes about Valentines
(#5574519) Re: Poll Winner
Posted by monkeytyper on 26 Jan 2024 at 10:15AMthanks bunches..love tokens of any kind..
(#5574493) Re: Poll Winner
Posted by Jools on 26 Jan 2024 at 7:17AMSorry, I forgot 2nd place
Second place goes to monkeytyper with their entry What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? with 25% of the vote.
Look out for a token on your profiles soon!
(#5574178) Poll Winner
Posted by Jools on 25 Jan 2024 at 5:45AMWe have a winner! 
For the last poll, Vote for your favourite Christmas Joke
Congratulations to transfusion with their entry What are the 4 stages of life? with 29% of the vote.
Look out for a winner's token on your profile soon!
As the winner, you get to choose the next theme.
(#5570931) Time to vote
Posted by Jools on 13 Jan 2024 at 11:16AMTime to vote for your favourite Christmas joke
(#5570019) (no subject)
Posted by theoldmaster on 10 Jan 2024 at 11:00AM Q. What are the four favorite animals of a woman?
A. 1 A Tiiger in bed
2 A Mink on her shoulder
3 A Jaguar in the garage
4 A Jackass to pay for it all
(#5569627) Re: Any more Christmas jokes?
Posted by Gameheart on 9 Jan 2024 at 2:23AMWhich reindeer doesn't believe in Christmas? Rudolph the Red.
(#5569511) Christmas joke
Posted by hoot on 8 Jan 2024 at 2:24PMWhy shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short.
(#5569475) Any more Christmas jokes?
Posted by Jools on 8 Jan 2024 at 11:13AMAny more?
Poll will go up soon
(#5569084) Christmas Joke
Posted by transfusion on 7 Jan 2024 at 11:25AMWhat are the 4 stages of life?
Stage 1: You believe in Santa.
Stage 2: You don't believe in Santa.
Stage 3: You are Santa.
Stage 4: You look like Santa.
(#5567090) Re: Christmas Joke
Posted by hoot on 1 Jan 2024 at 5:27AM2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had very low elf esteem.
(#5566909) Happy New Year!
Posted by eliphont551 on 31 Dec 2023 at 3:23PM
My New Year's resolution was to drop my bad habits, but no one likes a quitter.
(#5565676) Re: (no subject)
Posted by hoof hearted on 27 Dec 2023 at 7:11PMThey are interchangeable as far as the joke is concerned. That's what makes it funny.
(#5565146) Re: (no subject)
Posted by hypnotist on 26 Dec 2023 at 4:26AMIt is best done as a verbal joke in which case the chosen spelling is not visible. It does work with either spelling, but personally I prefer presence to presents. YMMV 🤷♂️
(#5565083) Re: (no subject)
Posted by KG_2020 on 25 Dec 2023 at 7:39PMAutocorrect damaged that joke. Presents.
(#5564977) (no subject)
Posted by hoof hearted on 25 Dec 2023 at 10:35AMHow did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presence.
(#5562114) Christmas Joke
Posted by monkeytyper on 16 Dec 2023 at 7:30AMWhat did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
(#5561662) Re: Quantum Mechanics
Posted by jd91 on 14 Dec 2023 at 11:45AMMy favourite episode.
(#5561658) Re: Quantum Mechanics
Posted by jroyster on 14 Dec 2023 at 11:34AMIs that the one where he gets drunk and takes off his pants?
(#5561582) Re: Quantum Mechanics
Posted by jd91 on 14 Dec 2023 at 7:42AMWatch the episode with Sheldon at the Chancellor's Awards.
(#5561330) Quantum Mechanics
Posted by jroyster on 13 Dec 2023 at 8:10AMI am binging the Big Bang Theory and I heard this one last night on Season 2 of the Big Bang Theory:
So, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor every week, and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while, until the owner finally asks him what he is doing.
The physicist says, "Well, I am a physicist and Quantum Mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a woman who might accept my offering and fall in love with me."
The owner says, "Well lots of single, beautiful woman come in here everyday. Why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?"
And the physicist says, "Yeah, well what are the odds of that happening!"
(#5561313) Christmas
Posted by Fian on 13 Dec 2023 at 7:08AMWhy does a cat walking on the beach remind you of Christmas? It has sandy claws!
(#5560755) Talking Duck
Posted by jroyster on 11 Dec 2023 at 4:57PMA duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender is astounded and proclaims, "you can talk!" Of course I can talk, I gotta mouth ain't I? The bartender gives him a beer and strikes up a conversation. He learns the duck is bricklayer, and he's in town to help build a museum. Everyday for weeks, the duck comes into the bar and orders a beer. Then one day he comes in upset and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks him what happened. The duck said he's finished the museum and now he's out of work. The bartender tells him there's a circus in town and he's sure he could find work there. The duck says, "The Circus, huh." "Yes," says the bartender. "Don't they have the big tent?" asks the duck. "Why yes!" says the bartender. "And isn't the tent held up by the big poles?" "Why yes, I suppose so" says the bartender. "Then why the heck would they need a bricklayer!?!"
(#5560699) Re: Snowman Joke
Posted by hoot on 11 Dec 2023 at 1:51PMHow do you get a snowman to go away? Get into a heated argument.
(#5560658) Re: Christmas tokens
Posted by jroyster on 11 Dec 2023 at 9:56AMHow much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing.
It’s on the house.
(#5560649) Re: Christmas tokens
Posted by dawn1968 on 11 Dec 2023 at 8:55AMWhy don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
He has private elf care.
(#5560397) Christmas Joke
Posted by PattyMac on 10 Dec 2023 at 11:07AMWhat does Santa do when the reindeer's drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.
(#5560394) Santa vs Amazon
Posted by jroyster on 10 Dec 2023 at 10:41AMReporter: Why, after almost two centuries, are you losing business to Amazon?
Santa: They have a better return policy.
(#5560340) Re: Snowman Joke
Posted by Sundrop kid on 10 Dec 2023 at 6:53AMChristmas eve way back when this angel had a tree and just didn't know where to put it. She kept asking Santa over and over and over again. He was tired of hearing it and just said "Go dhove it up you butt"
(#5560312) Re: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”
Posted by hoot on 10 Dec 2023 at 5:21AMWhy didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
(#5560309) Re: Christmas tokens
Posted by jd91 on 10 Dec 2023 at 5:12AMWhy should you never sign up for anything with a group of Santas?
Too many Clauses.
(#5560254) Re: Snowman Joke
Posted by Sundrop kid on 9 Dec 2023 at 11:21PM (#5560253) Snowman Joke
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 9 Dec 2023 at 11:17PMWhy was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
(#5560250) Re: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”
Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 9:49PMThe old 'uns are the good 'uns
You are the first to win yourself a Christmas token 
(#5560249) Christmas tokens
Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 9:47PMHi everyone, as you can see we have new hosts for the board.
To get things going, everyone who submits a joke for the next vote will receive a random Christmas token from above. As usual the poll winner will get a winner's token too.
The theme for this contest is going to be fairly obvious
CHRISTMAS
(#5560136) What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”
Posted by eliphont551 on 9 Dec 2023 at 2:44PM
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backward!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
(#5550438) Re: Random Joke
Posted by theoldmaster on 6 Nov 2023 at 7:39AMHaha
(#5550143) another turkey joke..
Posted by monkeytyper on 5 Nov 2023 at 8:11AMWhy shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
Because it will make him blush.
(#5550033) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 4 Nov 2023 at 10:09PMWhy shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!
(#5550032) Re: How many Jokes Board Profile Tokens do you have?
Posted by quietman on 4 Nov 2023 at 10:04PM6 more tokens awarded ✅
jroyster
**Lover of Darkness**
Jools
dawn1968
RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack
jd91
Keep'em coming.. one joke will be deemed "the funniest" and win a special profile token on 23 November
Each player who posts one or more jokes or cartoons wins one random board token and is eligible to win 1st prize
(#5550027) Re: How many Jokes Board Profile Tokens do you have?
Posted by dawn1968 on 4 Nov 2023 at 9:20PMWhat did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
(#5550026) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 9:01PMA lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
(#5550020) Random Joke
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 8:12PMA farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing dinner.
His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine." The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking with no comment to her husband. As she put the dinner on the table she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is as big as two combines!" The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on the table and begins eating with no comment to her husband. Later on that night after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his wife, he noticed that there was no response on her end. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think that I am going to fire up $300,000 worth of machinery for
one little corn cob?"
(#5549936) Re: Almost turkey time in the USA
Posted by jroyster on 4 Nov 2023 at 3:01PMWhat did they call the cute pilgrim? A puri-10!
(#5549930) Re: Almost turkey time in the USA
Posted by jroyster on 4 Nov 2023 at 2:37PMQ: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: He was stuffed.
(#5549886) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by Jools on 4 Nov 2023 at 1:26PMWhy did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks.
(#5549883) Re: How many Jokes Board Profile Tokens do you have?
Posted by Jools on 4 Nov 2023 at 1:11PMnot enough - you can never have too many 
(#5549872) Re: How many Jokes Board Profile Tokens do you have?
Posted by jd91 on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:38PMWhat happened to the turkey who ran the ball on 4th & 1?
They got stuffed.
(#5549869) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by quietman on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:24PMThank you, token request posted ✅
(#5549868) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by ladyvic on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:19PM (#5549866) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by PattyMac on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:17PMWhy do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
(#5549865) Re: Almost turkey time in the USA
Posted by quietman on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:15PMThank you eliphont551, you have earned a board profile token ✅
(#5549864) Re: Turkey joke
Posted by quietman on 4 Nov 2023 at 12:14PMThank you ladyvic, you have earned a board profile token ✅
(#5549862) How many Jokes Board Profile Tokens do you have?
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🦃 Post a "Thanksgiving Joke or Cartoon" no later than 23 November and win a random board profile token
The United States celebrates Thanksgiving as a national holiday on the fourth Thursday in November. In 2023, Thanksgiving will be observed on Thursday, November 23
In Canada, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October. In 2023, it was observed on Monday, October 9
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(#5549505) Turkey joke
Posted by ladyvic on 3 Nov 2023 at 12:17PM"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"
(#5549442) Almost turkey time in the USA
Posted by eliphont551 on 3 Nov 2023 at 6:25AMWhat's a turkey without feathers called? Thanksgiving dinner.
What time do families sit down to Thanksgiving dinner? Halftime.
(#5547887) Halloween Humor - Air Rage
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