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(#5305219) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by theoldmaster on 12 Nov 2021 at 8:16AM
Good one
(#5305065) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 11 Nov 2021 at 6:53PM
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

“I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.
(#5304123) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Nov 2021 at 6:44AM
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
(#5303301) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by Pegasus on 7 Nov 2021 at 11:33AM
Well, this started out as a joke:

When we had 9 cats, they all had different lengths of tails. Miss Kitty had the longest tail and was christened with “long end of the tail” while Sheba had the shortest tail and was christened “short end of the tail”. After Miss Kitty died Athena became the “long end of the tail”.
(#5302964) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by Jools on 6 Nov 2021 at 6:35AM
To celebrate bonfire night I have firework themed one

What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?
A firequacker
(#5302807) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Nov 2021 at 4:50PM
If my body were a car, I would trade it for a newer model.
Every time I cough, sputter, or sneeze, my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires!
(#5302065) 11/4/21 entries
Posted by Sundrop kid on 4 Nov 2021 at 1:51AM
Please post all entries for this round in this thread.
Any joke will work for this round. Winner will receive an awesome profile token.

I will hopefully get it done much quicker this time around.
(#5302064) finally voting again
Posted by Sundrop kid on 4 Nov 2021 at 1:47AM
I do apologize for my slowness.

I think this is the last round of entries that I posted for. Please correct me if I am wrong but here are the entries for this round.

Poll will be posted very soon as long as I do not lose my wifi.

joke 1: A 2 year old kid gets into a stack of board games.
And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircraft carrier and two smaller boats in the kids intestines. The doc is especially worried about the carrier, as it is larger and has sharp corners.
The boy is admitted and given medicine to help move things along and spends the night under observation.
The next morning, the doctor enters his room to find a nurse holding a bed pan. The doctor asks "Is that the aircraft carrier?" To which the nurse responds "No, its just two ships that passed in the night."

joke 2 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

joke 3 a man was watching England playing in the world cup final when he notices an empty seat next to the man in front of him, so he asks the man
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but it's rather unusual to have an empty seat at the world cup final"
"oh the seat was for my wife, but sadly she died last month" the man replied
"I'm very sorry to hear that, but could you not have given the ticket to one of your friends or relatives?"
"oh I did offer, but they are all attending her funeral today"

joke 4 A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

joke 5 Learning Softball
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of her young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little girl nodded with affirmation. "Do you understand that what matters most is whether we play together as a team and put forth our best effort?" The little girl nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "When a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little girl nodded. "Good," said the coach, "Now go over there and explain it to your father."

These are the only jokes that I have found for this contest. Please correct me if I am wrong. Otherwise please vote accordingly for your favorite.
(#5297600) Re: Line Dancing
Posted by GinnyB on 23 Oct 2021 at 11:05PM
Now that's a great one.. Of course a women created it. it's fun!!!!
(#5297429) Re: Line Dancing
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Oct 2021 at 11:38AM
Laughing
(#5297422) Line Dancing
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 23 Oct 2021 at 11:27AM
Did you know line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroomSmiling
(#5290860) win a 22nd anniversary token
Posted by hoot on 7 Oct 2021 at 5:54AM
Only ONE token for the number of years on GoldToken.
Anyone who wins one will be entered in the 4 in a row tournament.
The winner of the 4 in a row tournament will get six months membership!

Private Message me the answer to this question to win

Name the 5 different tokens you can receive when playing games at GT.


Remember, if you've already won on another board, no need to answer. You can only win 1 token

good for today 10/7/21 only
(#5290811) Fun
Posted by cindy1970 on 7 Oct 2021 at 3:06AM
What is the only water vessel to to carry a "writer" (rider)??







Answer: Penmanship
(#5290459) Re: Happy Anniversary GoldToken
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Oct 2021 at 10:43AM
The Anniversary tokens will be given out all week, just this one contest is closed, make sure you have the boards ticked and also the game boards in your club Thumbs up And its only one token for each member of the site as it marks your anniversary,. not a site anniversary
(#5290420) Re: Happy Anniversary GoldToken
Posted by cindy1970 on 6 Oct 2021 at 8:29AM
Darn, just seeing this post. Not always able to be on in day time bc I have young Children to care for. Missed out on the anniversary games.I thought it was more than a day celebrating.
(#5289884) Re: Happy Anniversary GoldToken
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Oct 2021 at 9:58AM

All five invites received! High five


This contest had ended! Offering flower

(#5289878) Happy Anniversary GoldToken
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Oct 2021 at 9:36AM
The first five players to send me an invitaton to tourn-case, with Anniversary in the subject line wins their token of how many years they've been a member of GoldToken.

***Note: Only one token designating your years on GoldToken is given out. For example, if you've been a member since 2003, only one token will be won for 18 years, not built up to 18 years. Smiling So if you've won your token, you won't be eligible for any more. Offering flower
(#5285702) Re: Two mimes walk into a bar...
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 24 Sep 2021 at 8:22PM
fun-nee
(#5285573) Two mimes walk into a bar...
Posted by Lou Siffer on 24 Sep 2021 at 8:10AM
(#5285475) Re: Just cus....
Posted by Jools on 24 Sep 2021 at 2:02AM
Similar to 4), by vegetarian brother found on a nut roast " may contain traces nut of nuts" he was hoping it contained considerably more than that
(#5285458) Just cus....
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 23 Sep 2021 at 11:51PM
You know Junk email by the Subject Line: (Here's One)
re: Father's Day Deals ....for the man who gave birth to you!
_______
Wacky WARNING Labels: (On products)
1) On a kids' neck pillow:
Keep away from infants & children.

2) On an Electric skillet:
Do not touch Griddle - may be HOT during and after cooking.

3) On an Electric razor:
Never Use While Sleeping

4) On a carton of Eggs:
This product may contain eggs.

5) Keep heat out - Sun Shields for front inside windows:
Remove sun shields BEFORE driving.
__________
(#5284616) Re: From Facebook
Posted by Whimjest on 21 Sep 2021 at 1:44PM
Free Beer Tomorrow
(#5284396) Re: From Facebook
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 20 Sep 2021 at 10:36PM
That'll be the last time you do something for FREE BEER! LOL Hilarious
(#5284254) A horse joke
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 20 Sep 2021 at 12:11PM
A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor. The pastor explains, “To make the horse go, you gotta yell, ‘Thank God!’ And to make it stop, yell, ‘Hallelujah.’”
The cowboy rides away. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff. Searching his memory, he yells to the horse, “Hallelujah! Hallelujah!” The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff. The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead.
“Phew!” the cowboy sighs. “Thank God!”
(#5283910) From Facebook
Posted by Sundrop kid on 19 Sep 2021 at 6:16PM
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico.

“Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 — No report.
(#5279818) Re: In celebration of Pirate Day...
Posted by rabbitoid on 9 Sep 2021 at 10:59PM
In celebration of Pirate Day I guessed the letter "arrr" in all my hangman games.
(#5279817) Re: Making you smile...
Posted by GinnyB on 9 Sep 2021 at 10:53PM
LOLOL Good one
(#5279770) In celebration of Pirate Day...
Posted by JanuarySnowAngel on 9 Sep 2021 at 7:13PM
Q: What did the 80-year old pirate say on his birthday?

A: AyeMatey!

Yeah, corny...LOL
(#5279647) Making you smile...
Posted by monkeytyper on 9 Sep 2021 at 8:57AM
I can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?
(#5274639) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by fatdaddy on 29 Aug 2021 at 12:59AM
I smell your doughnut.
(#5273668) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Jools on 26 Aug 2021 at 11:39AM
Fava beans and a nice Chianti
(#5273586) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Lou Siffer on 26 Aug 2021 at 6:37AM
😀
(#5273463) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Big Giant Head on 26 Aug 2021 at 1:53AM
Some beans
(#5273406) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Lou Siffer on 25 Aug 2021 at 8:20PM
What can I get for a kidney🤔
(#5273259) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Jools on 25 Aug 2021 at 2:22PM
well at least it's not starbucks offering you a free coffee, what kind of incentive is that? Smiling
(#5272991) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Lou Siffer on 25 Aug 2021 at 1:29AM
I came up with that joke.
The double entendre is why I like it😉
(#5272987) Re: I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by GinnyB on 25 Aug 2021 at 12:28AM
But by eating a dozen vs getting fully vaccinated, which one will kill you faster.. LOLOL
(#5272986) I hear Crispy Kreme is offering 2 donuts if you're fully vaccinated
Posted by Lou Siffer on 24 Aug 2021 at 11:50PM
That's insulting !

My longterm health is worth at least a dozen.
(#5272686) (no subject)
Posted by Lou Siffer on 24 Aug 2021 at 5:04AM
Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!
(#5271609) More entries please
Posted by Sundrop kid on 21 Aug 2021 at 12:46PM
Here are the entries posted thus far. Please post more entries below in the thread.

7-29-21
Posted by Sundrop kid on 29 Jul 2021 at 11:11AM
Please post entries in this thread for the July round

subject: games

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Re: 7-29-21
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 30 Jul 2021 at 2:09PM
A 2 year old kid gets into a stack of board games.
And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircraft carrier and two smaller boats in the kids intestines. The doc is especially worried about the carrier, as it is larger and has sharp corners.
The boy is admitted and given medicine to help move things along and spends the night under observation.
The next morning, the doctor enters his room to find a nurse holding a bed pan. The doctor asks "Is that the aircraft carrier?" To which the nurse responds "No, its just two ships that passed in the night."

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Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jul 2021 at 2:09PM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

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Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by Jools on 31 Jul 2021 at 5:48AM
a man was watching England playing in the world cup final when he notices an empty seat next to the man in front of him, so he asks the man
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but it's rather unusual to have an empty seat at the world cup final"
"oh the seat was for my wife, but sadly she died last month" the man replied
"I'm very sorry to hear that, but could you not have given the ticket to one of your friends or relatives?"
"oh I did offer, but they are all attending her funeral today"

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Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by Sundrop kid on 31 Jul 2021 at 4:52PM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Aug 2021 at 8:44AM
Learning Softball
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of her young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little girl nodded with affirmation. "Do you understand that what matters most is whether we play together as a team and put forth our best effort?" The little girl nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "When a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little girl nodded. "Good," said the coach, "Now go over there and explain it to your father."

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(#5271083) Re: (no subject)
Posted by Jools on 20 Aug 2021 at 1:08AM
in a similar vein

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began running unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, DrunkenBoysNight 2.5 and Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me please?

Thanks,

Joe

——————————————————–
Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Jewellery 2.2, and Chocolates 5.0.


Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
(#5271074) Re: (no subject)
Posted by GinnyB on 19 Aug 2021 at 11:46PM
Love it.. Seen this years ago when Goldtoken wasn't around..LOLOL
(#5271070) Re: (no subject)
Posted by Totty on 19 Aug 2021 at 11:35PM
Hee hee. That's superb. Mother-In-Law 1.0! Grinning
(#5271031) (no subject)
Posted by Sundrop kid on 19 Aug 2021 at 8:37PM
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
· NBA 5..0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4..1 ..
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update..
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
(#5269789) Re: Forgive me if it's already been posted
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 15 Aug 2021 at 5:24PM
I just came back (gone awhile) & catching up on reading jokes I missed. These reminded me of Family Dollar.
I picked up 2 Large bags of Lays new flavored Chips after I read the Lays ad sign, It was BIG w/Black Bold letters on yellow bkgrd> Buy One @ $3.50 ea. Get Two - $5.00. Save $2.The cashier put it in, the price rang up $7.00. When the Mgr came I told her, (referring to one of their Mgrs; its a Mgr task), "Someone inputted the sale incorrectly." & took her to read the sign. She read it quietly, paused. Then starting at $3.50, she pointed to words, read it aloud, "$3.50 Get Two" and stopped & STARED at the Ad! (I was TOO THROUGH!) So I read & explained it to her quickly & reminded her there's ppl in line! (Bcus "places2go etc,etc) Back at the register, she tapped some buttons & told the cashier "just give it to her" & left! (I came away w/TWO large Lays bags for just $3.50! I just couldnt...!!)
(#5269738) Re: I only said "HI"
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2021 at 2:40PM
Laughing
(#5269731) I only said "HI"
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 15 Aug 2021 at 1:58PM
After the last passenger boarded the plane to New York and sat down, he noticed a stewardess that looked familar to him. As she came down the aisle toward him, he said, "Janet is that you!?" She turned and looked at him and said loudly, "Oh my God, Hi Jack!" (...the plane was detained for over an hour!)
(#5269199) Re: lol
Posted by rUsureU_ want2doTHAT on 13 Aug 2021 at 9:56PM
Thumbs up
(#5267535) Re: lol
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2021 at 3:21PM
lol...
(#5267533) Re: a fine day
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2021 at 3:20PM
Laughing
(#5267532) Re: Las Vegas
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2021 at 3:19PM
LOL...no I didnt, too funny
(#5266886) Las Vegas
Posted by Sundrop kid on 7 Aug 2021 at 4:39PM
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU? --
(#5266774) Re: a fine day
Posted by theoldmaster on 7 Aug 2021 at 10:00AM
Haha
(#5266503) a fine day
Posted by Sundrop kid on 6 Aug 2021 at 3:19PM
Husband to wife: "Today is a fine day." Next day he repeats : "Today is a fine day." Again, the next day he says the same thing. Finally after a week, the wife couldn't take it anymore and asks: "For the last week, you have said. 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?"
Husband : "Last week, when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was trying to remind you!"
(#5266502) lol
Posted by Sundrop kid on 6 Aug 2021 at 3:11PM
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip
The hotel is one of the most resplendent hotels imaginable, a surprise as the man was expecting rather bland accommodation. As comes with such high standards, there is a computer in the man's room.
He decides to send an e-mail to his wife, but unfortunately typed in the wrong messaging address, and the e-mail was sent to a widow who had just come from her husband's burial.
She reads the e-mail expecting a condolence message. After reading the message, the woman faints. Her son rushes into the kitchen upon hearing the noise, found his mother on the floor and this message on her computer screen:
"To my darling wife,
I know you are surprised to hear from me, but they have computers here and we can send messages to loved ones. How are you and the kids? I've just settled in. It's much nicer here than I thought it would be, but I am lonely, so I have made special arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon, my dear."
(#5264837) Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Aug 2021 at 6:48AM
Learning Softball
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of her young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little girl nodded with affirmation. "Do you understand that what matters most is whether we play together as a team and put forth our best effort?" The little girl nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "When a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little girl nodded. "Good," said the coach, "Now go over there and explain it to your father."
(#5264217) Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by Sundrop kid on 31 Jul 2021 at 2:56PM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
(#5264054) Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by Jools on 31 Jul 2021 at 3:52AM
a man was watching England playing in the world cup final when he notices an empty seat next to the man in front of him, so he asks the man
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but it's rather unusual to have an empty seat at the world cup final"
"oh the seat was for my wife, but sadly she died last month" the man replied
"I'm very sorry to hear that, but could you not have given the ticket to one of your friends or relatives?"
"oh I did offer, but they are all attending her funeral today"
(#5263817) Re: 7-29-21 Game Jokes
Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jul 2021 at 12:13PM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
(#5263816) Re: 7-29-21
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 30 Jul 2021 at 12:13PM
A 2 year old kid gets into a stack of board games.
And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircraft carrier and two smaller boats in the kids intestines. The doc is especially worried about the carrier, as it is larger and has sharp corners.
The boy is admitted and given medicine to help move things along and spends the night under observation.
The next morning, the doctor enters his room to find a nurse holding a bed pan. The doctor asks "Is that the aircraft carrier?" To which the nurse responds "No, its just two ships that passed in the night."
(#5263804) Re: Why?
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Jul 2021 at 11:52AM
Laughing
(#5263796) Why?
Posted by The Wood Goddess on 30 Jul 2021 at 11:06AM
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
       To cover up its quack
(#5263579) Re: voting time
Posted by marcmandy on 29 Jul 2021 at 7:10PM

VERY hard to decide this time!

(#5263475) 7-29-21
Posted by Sundrop kid on 29 Jul 2021 at 9:15AM
Please post entries in this thread for the July round

subject: games

(#5263471) Best caption winner
Posted by Sundrop kid on 29 Jul 2021 at 8:58AM
Congrats PattyMac Everything really is bigger in Texas

You should receive your token very soon
(#5263470) voting time
Posted by Sundrop kid on 29 Jul 2021 at 8:55AM
6-15-21 Voting time

Here are the entries:

entry #1 An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.

Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while.

Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit.

As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly someone is having a good time.

As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond.

He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end.

One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“

The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“

The wily old timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“

**Moral of the story:** Never underestimate an old man.


entry #2 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
Entry #3 Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is....

Entry #4 Q. what do you do if your computer overheats?
A. Open a window

Entry #5 What kind of tea is hard to swallow

"Reality"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!"

Entry 6 What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
“Dam”

Entry 7 My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename my cat..



Thank you all for your entries. Not sure if I'll be able to do this much longer. My membership goes dead at the end of August. I am digging up the cash now to renew hopefully. And again, I am sorry for the time it takes me to run each competition.

poll will be up very soon
Entry #6
(#5253516) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by monkeytyper on 1 Jul 2021 at 7:06AM
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename my cat..
(#5252041) (no subject)
Posted by Sundrop kid on 27 Jun 2021 at 5:06AM
Wifes Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strangely.
We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
______________________________________________________________________
Husbands Diary:
The boat motor won't start, can’t figure it out!! 🤔🤔🤔


_-------------
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“$80 dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street and said, “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?”
“Well, at $80 bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”
With a bit of an attitude he said, “Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”
The lesson? Always get a second opinion.



And I know that I've probably already posted this one before but I have to post again.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'


Louie and Rose lived in an old folks’ retirement community, he a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, Louie took a few admiring glances at Rose and finally gathered the courage to ask her: “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration,’ she answered “Yes. Yes, I will.”
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.
Next morning, Louie was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called Rose. First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”
He was delighted to hear Rose say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.”
Then she continued, “I am so glad that you called because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”


Sorry for any repeats. Life is still crazy for me and I pray that each of you are doing well or at least as well as at all possible. Please try to glorify God daily no matter what life throws at you. I know that I would not ever have a reason to smile and laugh without him in my life.
(#5251066) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Big Giant Head on 25 Jun 2021 at 4:42AM
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
(#5250917) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by kruntessa on 24 Jun 2021 at 9:39PM
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
“Dam”
(#5250867) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Catmane on 24 Jun 2021 at 7:17PM

Hmm, I dunno--how about:



What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!"
(#5250748) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by PattyMac on 24 Jun 2021 at 11:21AM

What kind of tea is hard to swallow


"Reality"

(#5250740) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Jools on 24 Jun 2021 at 10:53AM
sorry posted in the wrong place

Q. what do you do if your computer overheats?
A. Open a window
(#5250675) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Sundrop kid on 24 Jun 2021 at 6:32AM
Stephen Kid has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is....
(#5250595) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Sundrop kid on 23 Jun 2021 at 11:08PM
Which one for the competition?
(#5250363) computer
Posted by Jools on 23 Jun 2021 at 10:53AM
Q. what do you do if your computer overheats?
A. Open a window
(#5250361) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Catmane on 23 Jun 2021 at 10:48AM


Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!


Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.


One should never mention the number 288. It's just two gross.


There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.


Did you know that French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.


I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.


My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man, it could be worse! You could be stuck underground in a hole filled with water!" I know he means well.


What does a vegan zombie eat? GRRRRAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!


Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater.


My invisible friend turned down the job offer. He just couldn't see himself doing it.


Grandpa: I have a "dad bod."

Dad: To me it's more like a "father figure."


What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!"


Three unwritten rules of life:


1.
2.
3.


This guy tells the worst puns ever. How dairy!
(#5250346) Re: (no subject)
Posted by Hillbilly on 23 Jun 2021 at 9:27AM
Falling
(#5250343) (no subject)
Posted by Sundrop kid on 23 Jun 2021 at 9:20AM
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
(#5247321) Re: 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 15 Jun 2021 at 4:41AM
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.

Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while.

Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit.

As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly someone is having a good time.

As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond.

He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end.

One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!

The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.

The wily old timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!

**Moral of the story:** Never underestimate an old man.
(#5247317) 6-15-21 round entries
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Jun 2021 at 4:36AM
Please post your entries in this thread below.

No particular subject this time. Just try to make us all at least get a grin if not get a good giggle.

Thanks in advance

(#5247313) a child asks....
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Jun 2021 at 4:33AM
 
(#5247196) 5-21-21 best caption comp
Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Jun 2021 at 9:19PM
here is the photo


caption #1
Yesssss the Motherlode........Dreams do come true

caption #2
Life is sooooooo good!!

caption #3
It's mine I tell ya, it's mine!!

caption #4
Its true!! Everything is bigger in Texas...lol


caption #5
I got MY stimulus check!

caption #6
It’s a Fakecorn with a sticky side to trap scorpions and cockroaches and greedy squirrels like me.
Aaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh

caption7
It's mine I tell you, mine, my precious, yes my precious.

caption #8
aaand ... Dr, Squirrel, that's how I learned to stop worrying and love the A-corn

caption #9
Goldtoken can sometimes drive us all a little nutty

The Poll is posted!!!!!

VOTE!!!!! VOTE!!!!! VOTE!!!!!

(#5247193) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Jun 2021 at 9:16PM
and finally my entry



Gooldtoken can sometimes drive us all a little nutty
(#5247190) Re: and the winners are....
Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Jun 2021 at 9:04PM
The winning tokens have been requested for each of you and I will work on the next poll here in a moment.
(#5247188) and the winners are....
Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Jun 2021 at 8:52PM
everyone who submitted an entry on the last competition. Poll will hopefully be up soon for the caption round.

great job everyone
(#5246988) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by marcmandy on 14 Jun 2021 at 5:42AM
Sent you a PM
(#5246864) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by GinnyB on 14 Jun 2021 at 1:09AM
You can attach a mouse to your laptop and it makes it so much easier to do things with.. I
can't stand the keyboards on laptops.. I only use a desktop...
(#5246827) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by Sundrop kid on 13 Jun 2021 at 9:07PM
I'm serious. I haven't used a laptop in years. Been using my phone this whole time.
(#5246584) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by marcmandy on 13 Jun 2021 at 10:58AM

Really? or joking?
(#5246583) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by Sundrop kid on 13 Jun 2021 at 10:39AM
untitled photo

only another day or so and i will post the poll for this round. Finally got my laptop working on WiFi. Just have to figure out how to CC&P. lol
(#5246385) Re: A woman who reads
Posted by 1flipflop on 12 Jun 2021 at 6:53PM
too funny.. hahaahaaa haaaaaa🐬
(#5246380) Re: A game...
Posted by 1flipflop on 12 Jun 2021 at 6:38PM
hahaahaaa haa very good joke hahaaaaaaa
(#5245516) Re: A horse is a horse of coarse
Posted by theoldmaster on 10 Jun 2021 at 8:33AM
That's a winner!
(#5245144) A horse is a horse of coarse
Posted by Sundrop kid on 9 Jun 2021 at 6:54AM
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on, I bought you those flowers with the winnings, ' he explained.
'Oh darling, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
'Your horse phoned'
😀😃😀😂😂😂
(#5244458) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by Sir Face of the GoldTable on 7 Jun 2021 at 7:45AM
aaand ... Dr, Squirrel, that's how I learned to stop worrying and love the A-corn
(#5243225) Re: 5-26-21 round begins
Posted by Sundrop kid on 3 Jun 2021 at 6:38PM
Come on everyone. We need at least a couple more entries please.

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