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(#5367506) The Problem with Speaking English
Posted by Jools on 23 Apr 2022 at 4:36AM
  • Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits
  • Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits
  • Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits
  • Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits
  • Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.
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