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Current Poll
Vote for you favourite Animal Joke
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 21%
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! 16%
What's worse then a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with fallen arches. 11%
Do regular dogs see German Shepherds and think, "Oh No, it's the cops!!" 11%
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. (see post for full joke) 11%
Why was the baby snake sad? Someone took its rattle! 11%
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." 11%
Why did the crab refuse to share? Because he’s shellfish. 5%
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? OUCH.. 5%
Why do Hummingbirds Hum? Because they don't know the words 0%
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5629107Re: New theme - School Jokes jd916 Sep 2024 1:36PM
5629098Re: Billybob PattyMac6 Sep 2024 11:11AM
5629053Re: Billybob jroyster6 Sep 2024 7:18AM
5629048Billybob ladyvic6 Sep 2024 6:50AM
5629046Re: New theme - School Jokes eliphont5516 Sep 2024 6:28AM
5629040New theme - School Jokes Jools6 Sep 2024 6:06AM
5627313Time to vote Jools30 Aug 2024 6:50AM
5626665Animal Jokes transfusion27 Aug 2024 10:33AM
5626644Re: New theme - Animal Jokes jroyster27 Aug 2024 8:41AM
5626551any more entries? Jools27 Aug 2024 12:23AM
5626550Re: New theme - Animal Jokes Jools27 Aug 2024 12:22AM
5626005Re: Easter Jokes rabbitoid24 Aug 2024 9:45AM
5625967Easter Jokes hoot24 Aug 2024 5:30AM
5625862Re: Looking for some Easter jokes Cinnamon23 Aug 2024 5:07PM
5625861Re: Happy Easter 🐰 Cinnamon23 Aug 2024 5:04PM
5624686Re: Animal joke jroyster18 Aug 2024 11:28AM
5624662Animal joke Pinksmoke18 Aug 2024 8:25AM
5624337Re: New theme - Animal Jokes jroyster16 Aug 2024 6:23PM
5624240Re: New theme - Animal Jokes KG_202016 Aug 2024 9:46AM
5624159Animal joke Cinnamon15 Aug 2024 6:08PM
5621763Animal Jokes transfusion4 Aug 2024 11:42AM
5621710Re: New theme - Animal Jokes hoot4 Aug 2024 5:03AM
5621634Re: New theme - Animal Jokes PattyMac3 Aug 2024 4:57PM
5621611Re: New theme - Animal Jokes RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack3 Aug 2024 3:13PM
5621607Duck ladyvic3 Aug 2024 3:09PM
5621568Re: New theme - Animal Jokes monkeytyper3 Aug 2024 9:31AM
5621565New theme - Animal Jokes Jools3 Aug 2024 9:26AM
5620358Re: (no subject) Begadoonie29 Jul 2024 6:04PM
5620238(no subject) PattyMac29 Jul 2024 12:14PM
5618590Re: (no subject) Cinnamon20 Jul 2024 10:14PM
5618430Time to Vote on TIME Smiling - Jokes in Message PattyMac20 Jul 2024 6:07AM
5606583Re: New theme - TIME ladyvic30 May 2024 6:04AM
5606515Re: New theme - TIME TaUrUsRoSe29 May 2024 11:56PM
5606435Re: New theme - TIME PattyMac29 May 2024 12:51PM
5606431Re: New theme - TIME Lil Red29 May 2024 7:39PM
5606311Re: New theme - TIME monkeytyper29 May 2024 5:54AM
5606082New theme - TIME Jools28 May 2024 11:09AM
5605962Joke Cinnamon27 May 2024 9:25PM
5605871Re: Joke Jools27 May 2024 1:56PM
5605710Re: how long is one minute? marcmandy26 May 2024 8:43PM
5605616Re: Joke - Follow the Leader - Post Your Joke PattyMac26 May 2024 11:20AM
5605466Re: Joke PattyMac25 May 2024 3:01PM
5605464Joke Cinnamon25 May 2024 2:56PM
5605283Re: We have a Winner monkeytyper24 May 2024 6:31PM
5605214Re: We have a Winner hoof hearted24 May 2024 1:59PM
5604931Re: We have a Winner monkeytyper23 May 2024 7:09AM
5604724We have a Winner PattyMac22 May 2024 12:01PM
5604105Re: (no subject) theoldmaster20 May 2024 8:03AM
5603889Re: (no subject) PattyMac19 May 2024 3:05PM
5603888(no subject) Catmane19 May 2024 3:02PM
5603748WooHoo Joke Votes are ready! - Jokes in message PattyMac19 May 2024 11:07AM
5603747Re: Vote on Eclipse Jokes - Jokes in Message PattyMac19 May 2024 11:01AM
5602696Re: Hey People, People, People PattyMac15 May 2024 1:20PM
5602687Re: Hey People, People, People PattyMac15 May 2024 12:24PM
5602686Vote on Eclipse Jokes - Jokes in Message PattyMac15 May 2024 12:22PM
5600361Re: Eclipse Jokes Jools6 May 2024 1:10PM
5600166Re: Hey People, People, People marcmandy5 May 2024 12:42PM
5600120Re: Hey People, People, People jroyster5 May 2024 7:40AM
5599714Re: Hey People, People, People TaUrUsRoSe3 May 2024 11:10AM
5599703Re: Hey People, People, People monkeytyper3 May 2024 9:40AM
5599595Re: Hey People, People, People jroyster2 May 2024 5:35PM
5599553Re: Hey People, People, People Begadoonie2 May 2024 2:18PM
5599528Re: Hey People, People, People KG_20202 May 2024 10:44AM
5599513Re: Hey People, People, People rabbitoid2 May 2024 9:49AM
5599512Hey People, People, People PattyMac2 May 2024 9:44AM
5597687Re: Eclipse Jokes theoldmaster24 Apr 2024 7:28AM
5597686Re: Eclipse Jokes ladyvic24 Apr 2024 7:26AM
5597598Re: Eclipse Jokes TaUrUsRoSe23 Apr 2024 9:34PM
5597522Re: Eclipse Jokes PattyMac23 Apr 2024 2:21PM
5597520Eclipse Jokes PattyMac23 Apr 2024 2:19PM
5596440Re: We Have a Winner for Easter **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB18 Apr 2024 3:38PM
5596341Re: We Have a Winner for Easter ladyvic18 Apr 2024 9:53AM
5596113We Have a Winner for Easter PattyMac17 Apr 2024 10:35AM
5595375Vote for Your Favorite Easter Jokes - jokes in comment PattyMac14 Apr 2024 3:33PM
5593271Easter Joke transfusion6 Apr 2024 4:27AM
5593129Re: Any More Easter Jokes hoot5 Apr 2024 1:48PM
5593111Any More Easter Jokes PattyMac5 Apr 2024 10:18AM
5592262Re: Looking for some Easter jokes jroyster2 Apr 2024 5:55AM
5592261Re: Looking for some Easter jokes ladyvic2 Apr 2024 5:47AM
5591916Happy Easter 🐰 Jools31 Mar 2024 10:50PM
5591708Re: Looking for some Easter jokes TaUrUsRoSe31 Mar 2024 11:59AM
5591624Re: Looking for some Easter jokes monkeytyper31 Mar 2024 6:36AM
5591370Re: Looking for some Easter jokes RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack30 Mar 2024 7:03AM
5591366Re: Easter Joke Jools30 Mar 2024 6:33AM
5591363Re: Looking for some Easter jokes eliphont55130 Mar 2024 6:08AM
5591358Re: Looking for some Easter jokes Jools30 Mar 2024 5:58AM
5591356Easter Joke PattyMac30 Mar 2024 5:56AM
5591355Looking for some Easter jokes PattyMac30 Mar 2024 5:45AM
5591353Re: Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message PattyMac30 Mar 2024 5:40AM
5590680Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke - Jokes in Message PattyMac27 Mar 2024 8:05PM
5590679Vote for you favorite St. Patricks Day Joke PattyMac27 Mar 2024 8:03PM
5590299Last Call for St Patrick Day jokes - Poll goes up tomorrow PattyMac26 Mar 2024 10:17AM
5590134Easter eliphont55125 Mar 2024 3:05PM
5590041Re: Church episode jroyster25 Mar 2024 8:13AM
5589953Re: Church episode Arystarq24 Mar 2024 11:12PM

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