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(#5315617) Re: 11/4/21 entries
Posted by Sundrop kid on 8 Dec 2021 at 5:48AM
Date: 8 Dec 2021 4:42AM
Subject: Jokes - Good, clean, funny jokes
Wanted to post this joke but could not find the reply button, or should I add put under post new comment, but sure so could you please post this joke for me. thanks precious
The Uneasy Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up the curb and stopped just short of a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. For the past 25 years I've been driving a hearse."
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