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(#5263470) voting time
Posted by Sundrop kid on 29 Jul 2021 at 8:55AM
6-15-21 Voting time

Here are the entries:

entry #1 An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.

Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while.

Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit.

As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly someone is having a good time.

As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond.

He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end.

One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“

The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“

The wily old timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“

**Moral of the story:** Never underestimate an old man.

entry #2 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
Entry #3 Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is....

Entry #4 Q. what do you do if your computer overheats?
A. Open a window

Entry #5 What kind of tea is hard to swallow

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!"

Entry 6 What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Entry 7 My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename my cat..

Thank you all for your entries. Not sure if I'll be able to do this much longer. My membership goes dead at the end of August. I am digging up the cash now to renew hopefully. And again, I am sorry for the time it takes me to run each competition.

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Entry #6
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5263579Re: voting time marcmandy29 Jul 2021 7:10PM
5263470voting time Sundrop kid29 Jul 2021 8:55AM

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