Time to vote for your favourite joke from below

1. It's weird
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.

2. Morning Run
Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.

3. Freshly-minted news
Given the news yesterday (Nov 12) from the Philadelphia Mint, some of the current administration's policies make no cents.

4. Circus Tent
The Circus was in town. Lads who didn't have the price of admission stood outside the tent trying to look in. A passing businessman went to the ticket booth and said, "Let those boys in and count them."
Upon being told that the count was fourteen, the man said, "Shucks. Wrong again." And walked off.

5. Halloween joke
Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. 🎃 It’s terrible for the environment.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly and cheaper. 💀 🦴

6. If a tree falls
If a tree falls on your ex in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, you should still get rid of the chainsaw.

7. Seagulls
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

8. Fridge
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, stares at you for 5 minutes, then leaves.