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(#5698983) the secret to old age (not for contest)

Posted by Londoner on 14 Jul 2025 at 5:09AM

A young lady was told that eating a pinch of gunpowder every day would help her live a long life. She followed this advice until the day she died at 103.
At her death she left behind 6 children, 12 grandchildren, 36 great-grandchildren, and a big hole where the crematorium used to be!

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