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(#5691483) Who's listening?
Posted by Jools on 7 Jun 2025 at 6:35AM
My wife asked me why I speak so softly in the house.
I said that I'm afraid Zuckerberg and Musk are listening.
She laughed, so I laughed.
Then Alexa laughed, then Siri laughed, then our Tesla laughed! 😬
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5691538Re: Who's listening? jroyster7 Jun 2025 1:57PM
5691483Who's listening? Jools7 Jun 2025 6:35AM

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