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(#5689625) Re: Going forward
Posted by rabbitoid on 28 May 2025 at 9:07AM
Thanks to The-Nono-Gram on https://www.nonograms.org

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
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5689809Re: Going forward foster00729 May 2025 2:59PM
5689775Re: Going forward rabbitoid29 May 2025 10:27AM
5689774Re: Going forward PattyMac29 May 2025 10:20AM
5689625Re: Going forward rabbitoid28 May 2025 9:07AM

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