Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 20%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 16%
..Make sure it's something memorable 12%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 12%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 12%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5594533) My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Apr 2024 at 7:07AM
Poll is up.

Second place to win the bonus token on this contest. Smiling
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5595097Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop * Sassy_Angel *13 Apr 2024 12:20PM
5594922Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop hoof hearted12 Apr 2024 9:55PM
5594747Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop Trent-PA12 Apr 2024 4:00AM
5594669Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop Jools11 Apr 2024 2:45PM
5594600Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop PattyMac11 Apr 2024 1:57PM
5594597Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop TowneKook-11 Apr 2024 1:38PM
5594580Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop Gameheart11 Apr 2024 12:10PM
5594573Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop jd9111 Apr 2024 11:28AM
5594572Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop z71cat11 Apr 2024 11:27AM
5594562Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop Lil Red11 Apr 2024 9:51AM
5594533My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop LittleTree11 Apr 2024 7:07AM

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