Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5581597) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by Trent-PA on 23 Feb 2024 at 3:15AM
your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.
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5582842Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You fatdaddy26 Feb 2024 1:35AM
5581759Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You jroyster23 Feb 2024 4:31PM
5581717Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You * Sassy_Angel *23 Feb 2024 1:41PM
5581644Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Sundrop kid23 Feb 2024 9:05AM
5581636Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You PattyMac23 Feb 2024 7:49AM
5581598Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Jools23 Feb 2024 3:22AM
5581597Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You Trent-PA23 Feb 2024 3:15AM

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