Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5579967) Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Feb 2024 at 8:00PM
Poll is up. Smiling
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5580835Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just JanuarySnowAngel20 Feb 2024 6:50AM
5580667Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Big Giant Head19 Feb 2024 1:34PM
5580664Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Lil Red19 Feb 2024 1:01PM
5580655Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Meeshamouse19 Feb 2024 12:48PM
5580652Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just z71cat19 Feb 2024 12:30PM
5580644Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Trent-PA19 Feb 2024 12:03PM
5580479Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just fatdaddy18 Feb 2024 6:34PM
5580238Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just **Lover of Darkness**17 Feb 2024 8:12PM
5580208Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TowneKook-17 Feb 2024 5:41PM
5580117Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just PattyMac17 Feb 2024 11:29AM
5580113Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Gameheart17 Feb 2024 11:09AM
5580074Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just * Sassy_Angel *17 Feb 2024 8:18AM
5580013Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Clem361017 Feb 2024 3:37AM
5579983Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just Jools17 Feb 2024 2:20AM
5579972Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just TaUrUsRoSe16 Feb 2024 9:10PM
5579967Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just LittleTree16 Feb 2024 8:00PM

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