Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..apologise now 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5577025) Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus
Posted by Meeshamouse on 5 Feb 2024 at 12:16PM
We should start over.
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5577288Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus joenrondi6 Feb 2024 9:57AM
5577285Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus jd916 Feb 2024 9:34AM
5577284Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Buddha6 Feb 2024 9:31AM
5577025Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus Meeshamouse5 Feb 2024 12:16PM

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