Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..apologise now 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5574965) I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than
Posted by LittleTree on 28 Jan 2024 at 8:36AM

Smiling Poll is up.
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5576175Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than LittleTree1 Feb 2024 6:24PM
5575620Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than GinnyB30 Jan 2024 11:56PM
5575451Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than joenrondi30 Jan 2024 7:41AM
5575422Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Trent-PA30 Jan 2024 3:48AM
5575358Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than **Lover of Darkness**29 Jan 2024 10:53PM
5575334Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Buddha29 Jan 2024 8:37PM
5575177Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Sundrop kid29 Jan 2024 6:24AM
5575170Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Heartsong29 Jan 2024 5:41AM
5575083Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Gameheart28 Jan 2024 4:47PM
5575014Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than TowneKook-28 Jan 2024 12:04PM
5575011Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than Sundrop kid28 Jan 2024 11:44AM
5575010Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than * Sassy_Angel *28 Jan 2024 11:36AM
5575003Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than ladyvic28 Jan 2024 11:25AM
5574997Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than ladyvic28 Jan 2024 11:17AM
5574995Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack28 Jan 2024 11:15AM
5574980Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than PattyMac28 Jan 2024 10:30AM
5574968Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than TaUrUsRoSe28 Jan 2024 8:39AM
5574965I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than LittleTree28 Jan 2024 8:36AM

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