Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Just do it! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..apologise now 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5572655) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by z71cat on 19 Jan 2024 at 8:22AM
Then one took a Left turn to Albuquerque
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5573842Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row fatdaddy23 Jan 2024 7:06PM
5572784Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack19 Jan 2024 4:55PM
5572655Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row z71cat19 Jan 2024 8:22AM

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