Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5563842) Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by LittleTree on 22 Dec 2023 at 9:56AM
..is..Trumpet player right..z71cat with her para ending of:

Santa Claus put me on his naughty list because..I ate his milk and cookies last year. Santa Claus He really looked forward to those cookies!

Look for a para token and 2 golderos coming to your profile page z71cat and let me know what Christmas token you would like. Merry Christmas

Thanks to everyone that entered the contests this year, the Para Board couldn't exist without you.

Everyone who entered this contest will receive their choice of a Christmas token if they haven't received them all, so let me know by replying to this post what one you would like to have. They are:

Jools
Lil Red
fatdaddy
joenrondi
GinnyB
TowneKook-
*Gary*
Trent-PA
PattyMac
monkeytyper
jroyster

Merry Christmas to each and every player that makes this board possible!

LittleTree
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5566005Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Jools28 Dec 2023 11:56PM
5565757Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*28 Dec 2023 5:26AM
5565756Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*28 Dec 2023 5:25AM
5564226Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster23 Dec 2023 8:58AM
5564207Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because monkeytyper23 Dec 2023 8:07AM
5564087Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because GinnyB22 Dec 2023 11:50PM
5564026Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because TowneKook-22 Dec 2023 6:31PM
5563986Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because fatdaddy22 Dec 2023 4:34PM
5563937Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Trent-PA22 Dec 2023 2:36PM
5563888Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Lil Red22 Dec 2023 11:44AM
5563884Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because z71cat22 Dec 2023 11:36AM
5563845Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster22 Dec 2023 10:02AM
5563842Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because LittleTree22 Dec 2023 9:56AM

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