Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5561035) Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Dec 2023 at 9:13AM

Poll is up.

Winner to receive a para token, Christmas token of their choice and 2 golderos. Merry Christmas
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5562040Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because GinnyB16 Dec 2023 1:01AM
5561656Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because jroyster14 Dec 2023 11:32AM
5561583Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because monkeytyper14 Dec 2023 7:52AM
5561581Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because PattyMac14 Dec 2023 7:41AM
5561546Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Trent-PA14 Dec 2023 4:11AM
5561242Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because *Gary*12 Dec 2023 10:23PM
5561145Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because TowneKook-12 Dec 2023 2:52PM
5561123Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because fatdaddy12 Dec 2023 2:33PM
5561078Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because joenrondi12 Dec 2023 11:45AM
5561057Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Lil Red12 Dec 2023 10:15AM
5561052Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because z71cat12 Dec 2023 9:57AM
5561051Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because Jools12 Dec 2023 9:56AM
5561035Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because LittleTree12 Dec 2023 9:13AM

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