Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
If You're Gonna Do Something Tonight You'll Be Sorry For in the Morning..
.. take me with you! 21%
..Make sure there are no witnesses 17%
..Make sure it's something memorable 13%
..Don't sweat it. Tomorrow never comes. 13%
..Drinking a pint of Water before going to bed. 8%
..Just do it! 8%
..make sure you sleep in past noon! 8%
..To many cocktails 4%
..apologise now 4%
..Have some Menudo ready for breakfast! 4%
..You only live once, or twice, etc.. LOL 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5557702) Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean)
Posted by Lil Red on 2 Dec 2023 at 1:28PM
Dad was kissing Mrs Clause
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5558511Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Buddha4 Dec 2023 8:36PM
5558255Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Meeshamouse4 Dec 2023 10:22AM
5558046Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) fatdaddy3 Dec 2023 3:27PM
5557813Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Jools2 Dec 2023 9:51PM
5557731Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) PattyMac2 Dec 2023 2:58PM
5557730Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) ladyvic2 Dec 2023 2:56PM
5557722Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) hoot2 Dec 2023 2:34PM
5557702Re: If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was (keep it funny and clean) Lil Red2 Dec 2023 1:28PM

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