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JANUARY 2022 WINNERS

PattyMacJust Once I'd Like to Turn on the News and Hear1/7/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystoriI Have an Imaginary Friend1/11/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
thebodywallI Tried Counting Sheep to Sleep but1/15/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Evan549 Out of 10 Times I Will Probably1/20/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsThey Told Me to Follow My Dreams1/26/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero

FEBRUARY 2022 WINNERS
 
Bullets9mmYou Know Your Driving is Really Bad When2/4/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonSinging in the Shower is All Fun and Games Until2/8/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2 TowneKook-I'm Not Clumsy2/13/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedMy Therapist Says I have a Preoccupation for Revenge2/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystori izzyI'm Starting to Have Trouble With My Vision2/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsDue to Current Economic Conditions2/27/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

MARCH 2022 WINNERS

BuddhaHe Grabbed Her Hand and Held it Tightly3/4/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
WatsonIf You Think Your Boss is Stupid3/8/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-I Know They Say That Money Talks3/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2I Threw a Boomerang a Couple of Years Ago3/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedWhen the Cop Pulled Me Over, I Told Him3/24/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Bullets9mmWhen the Past Comes Knocking3/31/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

APRIL WINNERS

Heartland Evan54Never Tell Your Secrets to Your Neighbors4/6/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero ea.
TowneKook-I'm Not Here to Judge4/10/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-My 15 Minutes of Fame Didn't Turn Out So Well4/15/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
izzy99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall4/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedI've Exhausted All Avenues So Now I'm Gonna4/28/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

MAY WINNERS

marcmandyYou Know You Must be Dreaming When5/4/221 Para Token, 1 Goldero
JoolsMama Always Said5/11/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Lil RedI Try to Watch What I Eat5/17/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**You Never Know What You Have5/22/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Trent-PAYou Know the Honeymoon is Over5/28/22Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2You Know the Honeymoon is Over5/28/22Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero

JUNE WINNERS
monkeytyperGrowing Up I Was So Poor6/1/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
RabidWolff of the Wolf PackSorry I'm Late6/7/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Rabbits2There's a Full Moon Out Tonight6/12/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catA Dog is Man's Best Friend Until6/15/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
mystoriNever Underestimate the Power Of6/21/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

JULY WINNERS
JoolsThe Energy Bunny May Keep Going7/2/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
kruntessaBut officer, I Was Just Running7/7/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
TowneKook-My Beautitian Just Shook Her Head7/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Big Giant HeadIf You Talk to Me Before I've Had My Coffee7/20/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
JanuarySnowAngelHearing Voices in Your Head is Normal7/25/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

AUGUST WINNERS
izzyIf There's Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen8/2/22Bonus Token, 1 Goldero
thebodywallMama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys8/7/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
kruntessaYou Know You're Getting Older When8/13/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
HeartlandInstead of Counting Sheep to Sleep, I8/19/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
z71catWhen we Got Married My Wife Told Me8/23/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
Candy Cane KazI Saw a Sign That Said "Watch for Children"8/28/22Para Token, 1 Goldero

SEPTEMBER WINNERS

z71catThe Shortest Horror Story Is9/4/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
**Lover of Darkness**I'm Not Saying She Wasn't Dealing with a Full Deck9/10/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
* Sassy_Angel *My Grandma Always Said to Keep9/16/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
bestgremlinBuddhaYou Know You've Got a Problem When9/23/22Para Token, 1 Goldero
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