Jest for Puns - GoldToken

Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by hoot

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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board!

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Gonged With The Win!

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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)

1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.

Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.

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(#5595092) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Apr 2024 at 12:13PM

Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!"
She replies, "Try it with the tongue out."
Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"

(#5595060) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by gertess on 13 Apr 2024 at 9:54AM

my soles go to church once a week

(#5595047) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Apr 2024 at 8:16AM

I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it!

(#5595008) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by ladyvic on 13 Apr 2024 at 5:55AM

I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot.

(#5594974) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by kiwiyeti on 13 Apr 2024 at 3:53AM

My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street

(#5594901) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by LittleTree on 12 Apr 2024 at 7:08PM

What did the shoe say when it found its match?

“I’ve found my sole mate!”

(#5594850) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by hoot on 12 Apr 2024 at 1:08PM

Where are all our April Puns about Shoes???

(#5593336) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2024 at 10:38AM

Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas?
A. Slippers.

(#5593310) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:59AM

.
Being a shoe is my sole purpose.

(#5593308) April Puns about Shoes

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:55AM

Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.

(#5593307) Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac

Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:51AM

LOL...that might work too..

(#5593298) Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac

Posted by rabbitoid on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:15AM

She will first have to change her name to PunnyMac, though.

(#5593296) Our Pun winner is PattyMac

Posted by hoot on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:05AM

to our winner PattyMac

She will post our next new Pun.

(#5591155) Time to vote for your favorite Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by hoot on 29 Mar 2024 at 1:16PM

(#5587072) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Mar 2024 at 7:46PM

What's the difference between a magician and a leprechaun? One does hat tricks; the other does pat-tricks.

(#5587020) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by Jools on 13 Mar 2024 at 1:29PM

How do you make gold soup? Use 24 carrots

(#5586852) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by LittleTree on 12 Mar 2024 at 7:19PM

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

(#5586811) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by jbdobie on 12 Mar 2024 at 3:35PM

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.

(#5586721) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Mar 2024 at 7:45AM

What did one leprechaun say to the other? Let's take an elfie.

(#5586555) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by dawn1968 on 11 Mar 2024 at 5:09PM

If it ain't brogue, don't fix it!

(#5586529) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by jroyster on 11 Mar 2024 at 2:47PM

People don't think grass be we in the morning ... but it dew

(#5586507) Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold

Posted by PattyMac on 11 Mar 2024 at 1:18PM

Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.

(#5586439) We have a Winner

Posted by hoot on 11 Mar 2024 at 6:09AM

PattyMac

She will post our next Pun.

(#5584473) Re- vote please

Posted by hoot on 3 Mar 2024 at 4:44AM

There was a mistake on the previous poll brought to my attention. My sincere Apology. I have redone the poll and asking you all to please re-vote.

(#5584204) Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun

Posted by eliphont551 on 2 Mar 2024 at 4:30AM

I just sent her a PM...

(#5584201) Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun

Posted by rabbitoid on 2 Mar 2024 at 4:28AM

Can you do something about the two geologist links?

(#5584196) Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun

Posted by hoot on 2 Mar 2024 at 4:13AM

Please vote for your favorite Valentine Pun

(#5579067) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by PattyMac on 13 Feb 2024 at 4:26PM

What flowers give the most kisses on Valentines Day - Tulips

(#5578781) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by HeartOnFire on 12 Feb 2024 at 9:02AM

My heart is gushing_I love you! 💘

(#5578560) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by ladyvic on 11 Feb 2024 at 10:20AM

You must be a geologist because you rock my world.

(#5578549) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by Jools on 11 Feb 2024 at 8:36AM

You've gotta pizza my heart.

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(#5578537) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by eliphont551 on 11 Feb 2024 at 6:47AM

Don't play heart to get.

(#5578536) Re: Valentine Puns

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 11 Feb 2024 at 6:46AM

Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.

(#5578522) Valentine Puns

Posted by hoot on 11 Feb 2024 at 5:56AM

Our next pun will be a Valentine Puns.

(#5578521) Winner is hoot

Posted by hoot on 11 Feb 2024 at 5:53AM

Winner of Weather puns is hoot who will post our next pun.

(#5576950) Time to Vote for your favorite pun

Posted by hoot on 5 Feb 2024 at 5:49AM

Time to vote for your favorite Weather Pun

(#5572854) Re: Weather puns

Posted by Jools on 20 Jan 2024 at 1:57AM

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

(#5572584) Re: Weather puns

Posted by hoot on 19 Jan 2024 at 4:28AM

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

(#5572450) Re: Weather puns

Posted by eliphont551 on 18 Jan 2024 at 2:48PM

Lightning storms are always so very striking.

(#5572424) Re: Weather puns

Posted by gertess on 18 Jan 2024 at 1:50PM

Its so hot I fried my egg in the drive way today

(#5572414) Re: Weather puns

Posted by Clem3610 on 18 Jan 2024 at 1:06PM

it's so cold, even the polar bears are hiding inside!

(#5572402) Re: Weather puns

Posted by HeartOnFire on 18 Jan 2024 at 11:56AM

Don't flurry, be happy!

(#5572381) Re: Weather puns

Posted by PattyMac on 18 Jan 2024 at 9:46AM

I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy right now

(#5572378) Re: Weather puns

Posted by jd91 on 18 Jan 2024 at 9:37AM

British summers

(#5572365) Weather puns

Posted by Jools on 18 Jan 2024 at 8:52AM

With extreme weather making headlines lately, lets have weather as our next topic

(#5572358) Re: the winner is Jools

Posted by Jools on 18 Jan 2024 at 8:32AM

(#5572320) the winner is Jools

Posted by hoot on 18 Jan 2024 at 5:10AM

to our winner Jools He will post our next Pun.

(#5566772) Time to Vote for your favorite Snow Pun

Posted by hoot on 31 Dec 2023 at 6:01AM

Time to vote for your favorite Snow Pun!

(#5566746) Re: Snow puns

Posted by fearglic on 31 Dec 2023 at 3:16AM

Ha Winner for me

(#5566692) Re: Snow puns

Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 30 Dec 2023 at 9:23PM

What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women? – Snowballs.

(#5566592) Re: Snow puns

Posted by HeartOnFire on 30 Dec 2023 at 3:01PM

How do snowmen make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

(#5566235) Re: Snow puns

Posted by gertess on 29 Dec 2023 at 2:25PM

snow down

(#5566231) Re: Snow puns

Posted by LittleTree on 29 Dec 2023 at 2:22PM

It’s snow secret I only have ice for you!

(#5566230) Re: Snow puns

Posted by hoot on 29 Dec 2023 at 2:17PM

She is definitely the coolest person we snow.

(#5566165) Re: Snow puns

Posted by jroyster on 29 Dec 2023 at 9:57AM

ba-da-boom

(#5566153) Re: Snow puns

Posted by PattyMac on 29 Dec 2023 at 9:06AM

It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow, but now icy

(#5566009) Re: Snow puns

Posted by rabbitoid on 29 Dec 2023 at 12:26AM

Is there winter in Hollywood? Sure. their snow business like show business.

(#5566008) Snow puns

Posted by Jools on 29 Dec 2023 at 12:18AM

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

(#5564298) Re: Winner is Jools

Posted by hoot on 23 Dec 2023 at 2:03PM

**Lover of Darkness** also tied on the poll! I missed at the time, She will get a Christmas token and pun token.

for the error.

to both her and Jools.

(#5564229) Re: Winner is Jools

Posted by jroyster on 23 Dec 2023 at 9:08AM

If you praying for a blizzard, go to Dairy Queen!

(#5564228) Re: Winner is Jools

Posted by monkeytyper on 23 Dec 2023 at 9:03AM

There’s snowplace like home.

(#5564206) Re: Winner is Jools

Posted by fearglic on 23 Dec 2023 at 7:59AM

Snow way anyone will want a snow pun

(#5564019) Re: Winner is Jools

Posted by Jools on 22 Dec 2023 at 5:52PM

Let's have some puns about SNOW

(#5563928) Winner is Jools

Posted by hoot on 22 Dec 2023 at 2:05PM

Winner for our Christmas Pun is Jools He will post our new Pun and get a token.

(#5562879) Re: Christmas Quiz #4

Posted by hoot on 19 Dec 2023 at 4:33AM

This Quiz is closed!

(#5562591) Christmas Quiz #4

Posted by hoot on 18 Dec 2023 at 4:54AM

Question: Which Christmas carol mentions “a star, a star, dancing in the night with a tail as big as a kite”?

Question: Which carol includes the lyrics “In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown”?

Question: Which Christmas carol was originally composed in German and includes the words “Stille Nacht”?

(#5561676) Time to vote for your favorite Christmas Pun

Posted by hoot on 14 Dec 2023 at 1:26PM

Time to vote for your favorite Christmas Pun.

(#5560624) Re: Quiz #3

Posted by hoot on 11 Dec 2023 at 5:37AM

This contest is closed!

(#5560319) Quiz #3

Posted by hoot on 10 Dec 2023 at 5:59AM

Please do not answer here. Send me a PM.

Question: What U.S. state is home to the town of Santa Claus?

Question: In total, how many gifts were given in the "Twelve Days of Christmas"?

Question: What is the Hawaiian word for Santa Claus?

(#5560316) Re: 2nd Christmas Quiz

Posted by hoot on 10 Dec 2023 at 5:39AM

This contest is closed!

(#5560248) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 9 Dec 2023 at 9:47PM

Santa say's..........It's the most wonderful day for a beer..

(#5560062) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by LittleTree on 9 Dec 2023 at 8:09AM

Have any of you seen Santa lately?

Without him I’m just a rebel without a Claus.

(#5560047) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by ladyvic on 9 Dec 2023 at 6:37AM

Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: “Saint Nickel-less!”

(#5559979) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 1:06AM

I'm having a Star Trek Christmas
To coldly go where snowman has gone before.

(#5559872) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by PattyMac on 8 Dec 2023 at 3:01PM

I can feel the Christmas spirit from my head to my mistletoes!

(#5559863) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by eliphont551 on 8 Dec 2023 at 2:48PM

Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.

(#5559776) So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by rabbitoid on 8 Dec 2023 at 7:53AM

I'm scared of Santa. I'm suffering from Claus-trophobia.

(#5559739) We have a winner for Thanksgiving Pun

Posted by hoot on 8 Dec 2023 at 6:21AM

to our winner rabbitoid of our Thanksgiving Pun. He will post our next Pun.

(#5559737) 2nd Christmas Quiz

Posted by hoot on 8 Dec 2023 at 6:10AM

Do not post answer here, send pm to me.

1. How many lights were on the Griswold’s house in Christmas Vacation?

2. Finish this line from How the Grinch Stole Christmas: “It came without packages,
boxes or __.”

3. In A Christmas Story, what gift does Ralphie receive from his aunt?

(#5557709) Re: First Christmas Quiz

Posted by hoot on 2 Dec 2023 at 2:12PM

This Contest is closed.

(#5557521) Time to vote for your favorite Thanksgiving pun

Posted by hoot on 2 Dec 2023 at 4:40AM

Please vote for your favorite Thanksgiving Pun

(#5557518) First Christmas Quiz

Posted by hoot on 2 Dec 2023 at 4:30AM

Question: In the classic Christmas movie, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, the Grinch was described with three words. What are they?

Please send your answer to me not on this board! ==Along with the number on the token you want.

(#5556399) Re: New Pun is

Posted by HeartOnFire on 28 Nov 2023 at 12:28PM

It's all or stuffing!

(#5556368) Re: New Pun is

Posted by PattyMac on 28 Nov 2023 at 9:58AM

"Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap."

(#5556347) Re: New Pun is

Posted by Jools on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:45AM

What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.

(#5556345) Re: New Pun is

Posted by IDamian on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:38AM

(#5556344) Re: New Pun is

Posted by rabbitoid on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:32AM

The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble". I love it when food comes with instructions.

(#5556341) New Pun is

Posted by hoot on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:06AM

Our new Pun is a Thanksgiving Pun

(#5556339) Winner of Halloween Puns - hoot

Posted by hoot on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:02AM

Winner of Halloween Puns is hoot Her winning post of "I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy." She will post our next Pun.

(#5555957) Re: Time to vote for our Halloween Puns

Posted by jroyster on 27 Nov 2023 at 8:38AM

I loved them all, so I closed my eyes and ran my mouse up and down the list real fast so I didn't know where I was, and where I stopped is where I voted.

(#5555884) Re: Grandfather

Posted by Londoner on 27 Nov 2023 at 3:13AM

Grandfather finally figured out why people wrote on him every time he stood still - he was stationary!

(#5553780) Time to vote for our Halloween Puns

Posted by hoot on 19 Nov 2023 at 5:14AM

Please vote for your favorite Halloween Pun.

This board got forgotten, I was so busy with Olympic Tournaments, regular Tournaments , playing games, along with all my clubs , this board completely slipped my mind. I will try to do better at keeping it up.

(#5552485) Grandfather

Posted by jroyster on 13 Nov 2023 at 7:13PM

I didn't care much for my grandfather when I was growing up, but once I had a kid he became a great grandfather.

(#5547096) Try this one...

Posted by IDamian on 25 Oct 2023 at 10:39PM

Did you hear the one about the meat packer who accidentally backed into his machine and got a little behind in his work?

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