(#5722036) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 7:16PMThat's the way it's supposed to be. Only put part of it in the poll then please lol I hate reading the polls that have sentences that read off the page.
(#5722018) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Nov 2025 at 4:14PMLOL...afraid it is at that, but it was a funny read...lol
(#5722015) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 3:38PMLast Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—he started talking smack, gobbling off at the beak, so I flipped my wig, mashed some potatoes in self-defense, and now I can’t show my face at the farm ‘cause apparently, I’m wanted for poultry conduct! 🦃🤣
That's probably too long for the poll 😱
(#5721188) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 4 Nov 2025 at 9:56AMWhat's a Turkeys favorite dessert..."Peach Gobbler"
(#5721113) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by Jools on 4 Nov 2025 at 6:06AMThe thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play
(#5721096) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by eliphont551 on 4 Nov 2025 at 4:23AM
There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let!
(#5721095) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by dgb on 4 Nov 2025 at 4:03AMWhat do you do on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble gobble
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Re: We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing 
Posted by Jools on 3 Nov 2025 at 3:26PM (#5720967) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by gertess on 3 Nov 2025 at 2:26PMHow did the turkey manage to survive thanksgiving? By being ahead of the CARVE
(#5720953) Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Nov 2025 at 1:57PM (#5720949)
We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Nov 2025 at 1:53PMPosted by
Jools on 10 Oct 2025 at 6:58PM
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
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Lets Vote 
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Oct 2025 at 5:52PM (#5718475) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns :ghost:
Posted by cindy1970 on 23 Oct 2025 at 8:51PMYou BAT your BOOty there are no SWEET SPOOKY GHOSTS, but they can be some GOBBLY PUMPKINS.
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Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by monkeytyper on 23 Oct 2025 at 10:03AMYou had me at BOO!
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Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by hoot on 20 Oct 2025 at 1:46PMI hired a ghost for my band. He’s great on the boo-gie board.
(#5716183) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by Jools on 10 Oct 2025 at 4:57PMWhich ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
(#5716127) Re: We have a tie
Posted by hoof hearted on 10 Oct 2025 at 8:30AMThank you 😁
(#5715952) Re: We have a tie
Posted by monkeytyper on 9 Oct 2025 at 9:18AMthanks and same to you
(#5715950) Re: We have a tie
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Oct 2025 at 9:06AM
congrats monkeytyper!
(#5715780) Re: We have a tie
Posted by monkeytyper on 8 Oct 2025 at 8:20AM thanks to all that voted..
(#5715776) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Oct 2025 at 7:51AMFasten your sheet-belts, it’s going to be a boo-mpy night
(#5715745) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by gertess on 8 Oct 2025 at 4:21AMwhat ghost comes around
(#5715744) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by eliphont551 on 8 Oct 2025 at 4:18AM
The ghost went to the party for the boos.
(#5715703) Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Oct 2025 at 9:07PMLet me hear your best! GO!!
(#5715701) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Oct 2025 at 9:02PM (#5714807) POLL IS UP - Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Oct 2025 at 3:23PM (#5713412) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by monkeytyper on 26 Sep 2025 at 11:13AMYou must be pool-ing my leg if you think I can’t swim
(#5713409) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by gertess on 26 Sep 2025 at 11:09AMno selling sea shells on the sea shore
(#5713402) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Sep 2025 at 10:17AMHey - anymore puns! Lets hear them, poll will go up soon...
(#5710833) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Sep 2025 at 7:05PMHey hey no diving into shallow jokes here
(#5710030) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by Jools on 8 Sep 2025 at 5:31PMWhat was the lifeguard’s favourite band?
The Beach Buoys.
(#5710005) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 8 Sep 2025 at 1:16PM.
I tried to impress the lifeguard, but I just floundered.
(#5709989) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Sep 2025 at 10:16AMSwimming is my pool-time job!
(#5709988) NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Sep 2025 at 10:15AM (#5705968) Milk is our NEW pun topic, let hear what ya got!
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Aug 2025 at 11:18AM Posted by Byteme on 18 Aug 2025 at 8:47AMLol
Posted by hoof hearted on 18 Aug 2025 at 8:16AMI did wow! Thank you everyone. Let's make the next topic a real cereal killer, Milk.
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Aug 2025 at 5:20PMhoof hearted won with
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
(#5704048) Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Aug 2025 at 8:09PMFavorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
(#5704025) Re: POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Aug 2025 at 5:49PMAccidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made.
(#5703214) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by marcmandy on 5 Aug 2025 at 6:56AM
or perhaps even a bit to eat...
(#5702299) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by LittleTree on 31 Jul 2025 at 7:22PMWhat do you call a BBQ for programmers? A byte to eat!
(#5702272) POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jul 2025 at 2:38PM (#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 3:17AMMy friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.
(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Jul 2025 at 5:49PMIt summer, good topic of pun, grilling or BBQ
(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:10PMGrilling is my grill-ty pleasure
(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:19AM.
Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.
(#5697411) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:25AM (#5693940) Lets Vote - Travel Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Jun 2025 at 10:25AM (#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 6:24AM.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
(#5691979) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 10 Jun 2025 at 1:28AMPUNS ON THE RUN
(#5691965) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Jun 2025 at 9:40PMToday is a good day to sea the world.
(#5690621) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by Jools on 2 Jun 2025 at 11:05AMI was planning on an Italian city break but not sure where. I'm leaning towards Pisa
(#5690603) PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jun 2025 at 9:00AM (#5689828) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 29 May 2025 at 5:23PMI sued an airline for losing my luggage on vacation. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
(#5689726) New theme - Travel
Posted by Jools on 29 May 2025 at 4:50AMLet's have some travel related puns
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Re: Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by Jools on 28 May 2025 at 7:40PM
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
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Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by PattyMac on 28 May 2025 at 5:41PMPosted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:57PM
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.
Jools pick us out a new PUN topic
(#5689360) Re: did you know?
Posted by rabbitoid on 26 May 2025 at 11:04PMUR➡️
(#5689334) did you know?
Posted by eliphont551 on 26 May 2025 at 4:25PMSomeone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was...
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
Gonged With The Win!
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