(#5729560) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Dec 2025 at 5:37AMFor whom the bell tolls… probably my microwave
(#5729548) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
Posted by Jools on 6 Dec 2025 at 4:28AMwell it has to be the Monty Python classic.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNNNNG!
(#5729440) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
Posted by gertess on 5 Dec 2025 at 9:15PMI bell for you
(#5729415) Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2025 at 7:39PMBell or Bells pun
(#5729413) Pumpkin Pie Winner
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2025 at 7:37PMGolly gee whiz guys, thanks I won...
(#5728441) Polls Up - Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Dec 2025 at 1:11AM (#5728438) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Dec 2025 at 1:07AM (#5726232) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by gertess on 23 Nov 2025 at 12:01AMA piece of pumpkin pie a day keeps the grumps away
(#5726149) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by Jools on 22 Nov 2025 at 7:46PMQ. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
A. It needed a filling!
(#5726097) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by monkeytyper on 22 Nov 2025 at 5:27PM"This pumpkin pie is fab-boo-lous."
(#5725800) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by hoof hearted on 21 Nov 2025 at 3:42AMPumpkin pie? Careful… things might get a little whip-creamy.
(#5725111)
Re: We have a winner - Jools is on a roll 
-Best Turkey Pun
Posted by Jools on 18 Nov 2025 at 4:47PM (#5725094) Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Nov 2025 at 1:25PMLet’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
(#5725091)
We have a winner - Jools is on a roll -Best Turkey Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Nov 2025 at 1:20PMPosted by
Jools on 4 Nov 2025 at 8:07AM
The thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play
(#5723456)
LETS VOTE - Dont be a Turkey
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Nov 2025 at 6:02PM (#5722206) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by marcmandy on 9 Nov 2025 at 3:57AM
You could make it Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—
(#5722118) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by Byteme on 8 Nov 2025 at 4:23PMLol I like it!
(#5722036) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Nov 2025 at 3:16AMThat's the way it's supposed to be. Only put part of it in the poll then please lol I hate reading the polls that have sentences that read off the page.
(#5722018) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Nov 2025 at 12:14AMLOL...afraid it is at that, but it was a funny read...lol
(#5722015) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:38PMLast Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—he started talking smack, gobbling off at the beak, so I flipped my wig, mashed some potatoes in self-defense, and now I can’t show my face at the farm ‘cause apparently, I’m wanted for poultry conduct! 🦃🤣
That's probably too long for the poll 😱
(#5721188) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 4 Nov 2025 at 5:56PMWhat's a Turkeys favorite dessert..."Peach Gobbler"
(#5721113) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by Jools on 4 Nov 2025 at 2:06PMThe thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play
(#5721096) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by eliphont551 on 4 Nov 2025 at 12:23PM
There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let!
(#5721095) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by dgb on 4 Nov 2025 at 12:03PMWhat do you do on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble gobble
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Re: We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing 
Posted by Jools on 3 Nov 2025 at 11:26PM (#5720967) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by gertess on 3 Nov 2025 at 10:26PMHow did the turkey manage to survive thanksgiving? By being ahead of the CARVE
(#5720953) Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Nov 2025 at 9:57PM (#5720949)
We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Nov 2025 at 9:53PMPosted by
Jools on 10 Oct 2025 at 6:58PM
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
(#5719195)
Lets Vote 
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Oct 2025 at 12:52AM (#5718475) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns :ghost:
Posted by cindy1970 on 24 Oct 2025 at 3:51AMYou BAT your BOOty there are no SWEET SPOOKY GHOSTS, but they can be some GOBBLY PUMPKINS.
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Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by monkeytyper on 23 Oct 2025 at 5:03PMYou had me at BOO!
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Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by hoot on 20 Oct 2025 at 8:46PMI hired a ghost for my band. He’s great on the boo-gie board.
(#5716183) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by Jools on 10 Oct 2025 at 11:57PMWhich ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
(#5716127) Re: We have a tie
Posted by hoof hearted on 10 Oct 2025 at 3:30PMThank you 😁
(#5715952) Re: We have a tie
Posted by monkeytyper on 9 Oct 2025 at 4:18PMthanks and same to you
(#5715950) Re: We have a tie
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Oct 2025 at 4:06PM
congrats monkeytyper!
(#5715780) Re: We have a tie
Posted by monkeytyper on 8 Oct 2025 at 3:20PM thanks to all that voted..
(#5715776) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Oct 2025 at 2:51PMFasten your sheet-belts, it’s going to be a boo-mpy night
(#5715745) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by gertess on 8 Oct 2025 at 11:21AMwhat ghost comes around
(#5715744) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by eliphont551 on 8 Oct 2025 at 11:18AM
The ghost went to the party for the boos.
(#5715703) Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Oct 2025 at 4:07AMLet me hear your best! GO!!
(#5715701) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Oct 2025 at 4:02AM (#5714807) POLL IS UP - Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Oct 2025 at 10:23PM (#5713412) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by monkeytyper on 26 Sep 2025 at 6:13PMYou must be pool-ing my leg if you think I can’t swim
(#5713409) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by gertess on 26 Sep 2025 at 6:09PMno selling sea shells on the sea shore
(#5713402) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Sep 2025 at 5:17PMHey - anymore puns! Lets hear them, poll will go up soon...
(#5710833) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by hoof hearted on 14 Sep 2025 at 2:05AMHey hey no diving into shallow jokes here
(#5710030) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by Jools on 9 Sep 2025 at 12:31AMWhat was the lifeguard’s favourite band?
The Beach Buoys.
(#5710005) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 8 Sep 2025 at 8:16PM.
I tried to impress the lifeguard, but I just floundered.
(#5709989) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Sep 2025 at 5:16PMSwimming is my pool-time job!
(#5709988) NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Sep 2025 at 5:15PM (#5705968) Milk is our NEW pun topic, let hear what ya got!
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Aug 2025 at 6:18PM Posted by Byteme on 18 Aug 2025 at 3:47PMLol
Posted by hoof hearted on 18 Aug 2025 at 3:16PMI did wow! Thank you everyone. Let's make the next topic a real cereal killer, Milk.
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Aug 2025 at 12:20AMhoof hearted won with
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
(#5704048) Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Aug 2025 at 3:09AMFavorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
(#5704025) Re: POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Aug 2025 at 12:49AMAccidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made.
(#5703214) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by marcmandy on 5 Aug 2025 at 1:56PM
or perhaps even a bit to eat...
(#5702299) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by LittleTree on 1 Aug 2025 at 2:22AMWhat do you call a BBQ for programmers? A byte to eat!
(#5702272) POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jul 2025 at 9:38PM (#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 10:17AMMy friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.
(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Jul 2025 at 12:49AMIt summer, good topic of pun, grilling or BBQ
(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Jul 2025 at 1:10AMGrilling is my grill-ty pleasure
(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 3:19PM.
Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.
(#5697411) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 1:25PM (#5693940) Lets Vote - Travel Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Jun 2025 at 5:25PM (#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 1:24PM.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
(#5691979) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 10 Jun 2025 at 8:28AMPUNS ON THE RUN
(#5691965) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by hoof hearted on 10 Jun 2025 at 4:40AMToday is a good day to sea the world.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
Gonged With The Win!
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