(#5597582) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by Jodie701 on 23 Apr 2024 at 7:12PMI want to be just like Roary the race car!
(#5597424) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by hoot on 23 Apr 2024 at 4:09AMI want my Little Tikes’ Cozy Coupe to grow up with me so we can go all over town!
(#5597395) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 23 Apr 2024 at 2:01AMOwing to tighter budgeting and carbon taxes, the 007 franchise have regrettably downgraded Bond's car. It's "special ability" includes getting into, and through, tight spaces. The film producers hope their audience are welcoming of our latest initiatives, and won't tag us for being "woke".
(#5597388) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Apr 2024 at 12:10AMI'm gonna get a paint job and a new
logo.
(#5597361) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by Gameheart on 22 Apr 2024 at 7:49PMMacDonald's finally made a bloody take away car!!
(#5597330) Re: When I grow up...
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 22 Apr 2024 at 3:49PM.
I want to be an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!
(#5597329) When I grow up...
Posted by bestgremlin on 22 Apr 2024 at 3:45PM (#5596517) Re: Airplane
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 19 Apr 2024 at 3:46AMI said this plane was to be equipped for air FREIGHT not air FRIGHT you idiots...
(#5596477) Re: Airplane
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Apr 2024 at 9:20PMFEED ME
(#5596462) Re: Airplane
Posted by laura lee on 18 Apr 2024 at 7:05PMAirline dental service
(#5596458) Re: Airplane
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 18 Apr 2024 at 6:28PMPassengers check in but they don't check out.
(#5596455) Re: Airplane
Posted by Gameheart on 18 Apr 2024 at 6:21PMThe not so friendly skies!
(#5596454) Airplane
Posted by bestgremlin on 18 Apr 2024 at 6:18PM (#5595618) Re: Riders
Posted by EZZ9 on 15 Apr 2024 at 2:33PMAre we there yet?
(#5595334) Re: Riders
Posted by laura lee on 14 Apr 2024 at 12:35PMThis trolley sure is crowded.
(#5595321) Re: Riders
Posted by bestgremlin on 14 Apr 2024 at 12:09PM"Does this bus stop at Main Street?"
(#5595283) Re: Riders
Posted by Gameheart on 14 Apr 2024 at 8:46AMAnd my doctor told me there'd only be one..
(#5595125) Re: Riders
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 13 Apr 2024 at 2:38PMUnmoved as ever by novelty acts, Simon Cowell swiftly gave the family acrobats the big red buzzer…
(#5595066) Re: Riders
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Apr 2024 at 10:14AMAnd grandma wondered why there was such a mess on the sidewalk below....
(#5595063) Re: Riders
Posted by nana1928 on 13 Apr 2024 at 10:03AMmove over
(#5595037) Re: Riders
Posted by bestgremlin on 13 Apr 2024 at 7:13AMWhen is their Dad's turn to take the kids to school?
(#5595015) Re: Riders
Posted by gertess on 13 Apr 2024 at 6:10AMmy sole go to church every sunday
(#5595014) Re: Riders
Posted by gertess on 13 Apr 2024 at 6:09AMbest ride ever
(#5595011) Re: Riders
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 13 Apr 2024 at 6:05AM.
Sextuplets! That's the last time I go to a fertility doctor!
(#5594969) Re: Riders
Posted by Jools on 13 Apr 2024 at 3:28AMcareful mum, we nearly fell off
(#5594882) Riders
Posted by bestgremlin on 12 Apr 2024 at 5:22PM (#5594205) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by fatdaddy on 10 Apr 2024 at 1:21AMBilly if you don't stop calling me here at work I'm not only going to spank you when I get home but I'm also going to disconnect your telephone.
(#5594204) Re: Kitchen
Posted by fatdaddy on 10 Apr 2024 at 1:18AMI can't believe I used cumin instead of cinnamon ... again ...
(#5594179) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by Arystarq on 9 Apr 2024 at 8:58PMWith a penetrating stare towards the switchboard, open-mouthed and somewhat aghast, Betty reconsiders her new job--the caller on the other end of the line has just revealed to her, "I know what you did last summer in that tacky sweater you're wearing!"
(#5593747) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 8 Apr 2024 at 3:06AMOperator: It's a long distance from Atlanta, Georgia…
Stan Laurel: It sure is…
(#5593679) Re: one ringy dingy
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 7 Apr 2024 at 6:51PMYou want two cheeseburgers and two large fries?? Sir, I think you called a wrong number.
(#5593676) one ringy dingy
Posted by Dturn1970 on 7 Apr 2024 at 6:37PMThis is the operator, what can I get for you?
(#5593571) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by Big Giant Head on 7 Apr 2024 at 10:26AMA rare photograph showing the inner workings of the new iPhone.
(#5593554) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by Gameheart on 7 Apr 2024 at 8:35AMNow, which button launches the missiles, again?..
(#5593548) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by EZZ9 on 7 Apr 2024 at 7:33AMAnd the operator said 40 cents more for the next three minutes
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I'll only keep her a while....
(#5593544) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by KG_2020 on 7 Apr 2024 at 7:15AMMatt: I need to borrow five dollars.
Steve: What? What? I can't hear you.
Matt: I said I need to borrow Five dollars.
Steve: What? I can't hear you. There must be some trouble with the line.
Nosy Operator: Sir there's no trouble with the line. I can hear your party just fine.
Steve: Well if you can hear him just fine why don't YOU loan him the five dollars!
(#5593538) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by gertess on 7 Apr 2024 at 6:45AMOne Moment please
(#5593537) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by nana1928 on 7 Apr 2024 at 6:23AMYou what???
(#5593500) Re: One ringy-dingy
Posted by Jools on 7 Apr 2024 at 1:33AMYes I do enjoy my new telephone operator job.
I've finally found my calling
(#5593497) One ringy-dingy
Posted by bestgremlin on 7 Apr 2024 at 12:13AM (#5592614) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by EZZ9 on 3 Apr 2024 at 1:29PMOK so Charles Darwin was right. Can we move on now?
(#5592439) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by bestgremlin on 2 Apr 2024 at 5:38PMSeparated at Birth - er Hatching
(#5592214) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by dawn1968 on 1 Apr 2024 at 11:48PMTwinsies !
(#5592196) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by Buddha on 1 Apr 2024 at 9:14PMTurtlization Techniques.
(#5592195) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by Gameheart on 1 Apr 2024 at 8:39PMA rare shot of Steve Irwin's other son (left) that they don't talk about..
(#5592006) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by nana1928 on 1 Apr 2024 at 6:36AMmy brother from another mother
(#5591935) Re: Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 1 Apr 2024 at 2:24AMYoda and Luke take time-out for a selfie...
(#5591836) Teenage Mutant...?
Posted by bestgremlin on 31 Mar 2024 at 4:32PM (#5590762) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Sea Dreams on 28 Mar 2024 at 5:28AMI can't continue with this diet...it's inhumane
(#5590687) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Arystarq on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:52PMSeemingly defeated, our intrepid cook realizes the irony of identifying as a tomato.
(#5590684) Re: Kitchen
Posted by bestgremlin on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:48PM6 years of Chef School - and all they want me to make is salad!
(#5590665) Re: Kitchen
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Mar 2024 at 7:22PMOh NO! Salad again, Im not a rabbit
(#5590645) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 27 Mar 2024 at 3:43PMIf you can't land the meat, get out of the kitchen....
(#5590581) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Buddha on 27 Mar 2024 at 12:04PMVegan Burnout
(#5590567) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Gameheart on 27 Mar 2024 at 10:44AMAh, what's that recipe for chicken soup without the chicken?
(#5590560) Re: Kitchen
Posted by Clem3610 on 27 Mar 2024 at 10:28AMThis is a DELI. Where's the meat???!!!
(#5590528) Re: Kitchen
Posted by laura lee on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:30AMGrrr, no meat for my sandwich
(#5590521) Kitchen
Posted by bestgremlin on 27 Mar 2024 at 8:07AM (#5590139) Re: Relaxing
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 25 Mar 2024 at 3:29PMThis is why cannibles have strict rules against kissing each other.
(#5590040) Re: Relaxing
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Mar 2024 at 8:03AMTwo heads are better than one, but two backsides - no matter how shapely - are often not...
(#5589939) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by Arystarq on 24 Mar 2024 at 7:59PMIt was at this point of the John Stamos' career that he realized, "I don't think I'm on the right set--Full Horse???"
(#5589938) Re: Relaxing
Posted by Arystarq on 24 Mar 2024 at 7:47PMScene from a banned X-Files episode... due to showing way too much leg.
(#5589884) Re: Relaxing
Posted by KG_2020 on 24 Mar 2024 at 3:49PMHa ha!!!
This way I can show my true form to these dumb Earthers and they think it's just a manipulated photo.
I wish I could enter a Marathon. I'd run till my legs were tired, flip sides and run till my other legs were tired etc...
I'd sweep the field of those pathetic 2 leggers!
(#5589860) Re: Split second
Posted by fatdaddy on 24 Mar 2024 at 2:22PMThat's gonna hurt!
(#5589859) Re: Relaxing
Posted by fatdaddy on 24 Mar 2024 at 2:20PMWe're so close I feel as if we're one person.
(#5589783) Re: Relaxing
Posted by PattyMac on 24 Mar 2024 at 10:22AMIf I had just half a brain left I would pull out of that "Clinical trial"
(#5589729) Re: Relaxing
Posted by gertess on 24 Mar 2024 at 6:44AMrockettes here I come
(#5589728) Re: Relaxing
Posted by bestgremlin on 24 Mar 2024 at 6:44AMSocial media influencer for L'EGGS Pantyhose
(#5589723) Re: Relaxing
Posted by nana1928 on 24 Mar 2024 at 6:30AMI am all legs
(#5589713) Re: Relaxing
Posted by Big Giant Head on 24 Mar 2024 at 4:39AMIt's always good to be one step ahead of everyone else.
(#5589711) Re: Relaxing
Posted by Sea Dreams on 24 Mar 2024 at 4:35AMDon't know whether they're coming or going
(#5589632) Re: Relaxing
Posted by dawn1968 on 23 Mar 2024 at 7:55PMwell, this gives new meaning to... pulling your leg !
(#5589619) Re: Relaxing
Posted by jroyster on 23 Mar 2024 at 6:20PMSomebody is the butt of this joke
(#5589603) Relaxing
Posted by bestgremlin on 23 Mar 2024 at 4:11PM (#5588708) Re: Split second
Posted by Gameheart on 20 Mar 2024 at 8:08AMIf this had happened at Agincore we'd all be speaking French..
(#5588321) Re: Split second
Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 18 Mar 2024 at 3:20PMSadly his Cupid application was immediately rejected.
(#5588320) Re: Split second
Posted by Buddha on 18 Mar 2024 at 3:16PMMakeshift bows make swift boo boos.
(#5588209) Re: Split second
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Mar 2024 at 10:09AMAnd so goes the story of my life
(#5587965) Re: Split second
Posted by nana1928 on 17 Mar 2024 at 2:42PMready aim oops
(#5587943) Re: Split second
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 17 Mar 2024 at 1:33PMOh Snap!!
(#5587921) Re: Split second
Posted by jroyster on 17 Mar 2024 at 12:06PMAnd in a split second I knew I should have taken the $500 from the museum curator.
(#5587911) Re: Split second
Posted by bestgremlin on 17 Mar 2024 at 11:15AMThis is why we no longer hear about William "Don't-Ask-Don't" Tell.
(#5587903) Re: Split second
Posted by dawn1968 on 17 Mar 2024 at 9:47AMHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(#5587615) Re: Split second
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 15 Mar 2024 at 10:33PMAnother One Bites the Dust...
(#5587614) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 15 Mar 2024 at 10:25PMWe need to quit horsing around............
(#5587612) Re: Priorities
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 15 Mar 2024 at 10:22PMWhat a great dad we have...........
(#5587611) Re: Chorus
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 15 Mar 2024 at 10:19PMJingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.............
(#5587514) Re: Split second
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 15 Mar 2024 at 12:32PMLittle John nevertheless went on to great success with the necessarily stringless quarter staff...
(#5587488) Re: Split second
Posted by Big Giant Head on 15 Mar 2024 at 10:08AMIt just went off in my hand while I was cleaning it
(#5587447) Re: Split second
Posted by EZZ9 on 15 Mar 2024 at 7:27AMNow we know why the broom-stick bow never caught on.
(#5587436) Re: Split second
Posted by jd91 on 15 Mar 2024 at 6:45AMGot you first.
(#5587418) Split second
Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Mar 2024 at 5:42AM (#5586033) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by marcmandy on 9 Mar 2024 at 11:57AMWhat a soothing pillow...!
(#5585819) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by Sundrop kid on 8 Mar 2024 at 6:41PMcan't get this Pony Up!
(#5585737) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by bestgremlin on 8 Mar 2024 at 8:42AMThis horse must be a Thorough-BED
(#5585724) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by ladyvic on 8 Mar 2024 at 7:25AMI wonder if they're going to pay me for laying on my horse
(#5585723) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by EZZ9 on 8 Mar 2024 at 7:13AMA horse is a horse of course, of course it's not a pillow.
(#5585718) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 8 Mar 2024 at 6:46AMChumpion The Slumber Horse?
(#5585550) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by nana1928 on 7 Mar 2024 at 2:24PMjust a mooing day
(#5585463) Re: pasture-ized
Posted by Gameheart on 7 Mar 2024 at 6:08AMJust horsing around..
(#5585451) pasture-ized
Posted by bestgremlin on 7 Mar 2024 at 4:15AM (#5584636) Re: Priorities
Posted by Sea Dreams on 3 Mar 2024 at 4:08PMI'm gonna need a vacation from this vacation
(#5584524) Re: Priorities
Posted by Jools on 3 Mar 2024 at 8:30AMwhich way is box & wrap?
(#5584360) Re: Priorities
Posted by jroyster on 2 Mar 2024 at 2:49PMRealizing you can carry luggage but you have to drag the kids
(#5584003) Re: Priorities
Posted by PattyMac on 1 Mar 2024 at 10:20AMNow where is Parking...?
(#5584002) Re: Priorities
Posted by EZZ9 on 1 Mar 2024 at 10:18AMOk, kids pretend you are luggage so we can save some money.
(#5583814) Re: Priorities
Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Feb 2024 at 5:23PM
Flying is **SO** much easier now that we can bag-check the kids!
(#5583628) Re: Priorities
Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Feb 2024 at 1:22AMTired out from riding the Carousel all afternoon
(#5583427) Re: Priorities
Posted by Gameheart on 28 Feb 2024 at 6:00AMKids are always excess baggage..
(#5583385) Re: Priorities
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 28 Feb 2024 at 2:20AMKids are often taxing and never duty-free...
(#5583363) Re: Priorities
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 27 Feb 2024 at 8:27PMThe dad was told the cart was for hauling the baggage so.....
(#5583355) Re: Priorities
Posted by dawn1968 on 27 Feb 2024 at 7:40PMI didn't realize your mom really meant mall when she said she was running to the bathroom...
(#5583341) Re: Priorities
Posted by Buddha on 27 Feb 2024 at 4:51PMWe sure could use Mom right now!
(#5583194) Re: Priorities
Posted by gertess on 27 Feb 2024 at 6:57AMthey are tired and tired wins out
(#5583168) Priorities
Posted by bestgremlin on 27 Feb 2024 at 4:23AM (#5582951) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Londoner on 26 Feb 2024 at 8:59AMAre you sure I'm not adopted??
(#5582125) Re: Chorus
Posted by Buddha on 24 Feb 2024 at 6:27AMBlooooooo moooooooooon!
(#5581727) Re: Chorus
Posted by EZZ9 on 23 Feb 2024 at 2:30PMThey really nail that Werewolves in London song, you have to hear it.
(#5581658) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by Londoner on 23 Feb 2024 at 9:33AMsnail jail
(#5581632) Re: Chorus
Posted by PattyMac on 23 Feb 2024 at 7:40AMHey number three there, you need a lozenger
(#5581550) Re: Chorus
Posted by fatdaddy on 22 Feb 2024 at 8:08PMIt's "Du feines Täubchen, nur herein!".
You know, from "The Magic Flute".
...by Wolf gang Amadeus Mozart...
(#5581312) Re: Chorus
Posted by Jools on 22 Feb 2024 at 12:47AM (#5581155) Re: Chorus
Posted by jd91 on 21 Feb 2024 at 9:47AMLead singer of the wolf pack.
(#5581108) Re: Chorus
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 21 Feb 2024 at 4:25AMThe Ecletic Bite Orchestra
(#5581024) Re: Chorus
Posted by jroyster on 20 Feb 2024 at 4:22PMDo-Re-Mi
(#5580982) Re: Chorus
Posted by Gameheart on 20 Feb 2024 at 1:42PMThe blues performer Howlin' Wolf and his band..
(#5580965) Re: Chorus
Posted by Clem3610 on 20 Feb 2024 at 12:50PMLet's try it again...in unison this time!!
(#5580944) Re: Chorus
Posted by dawn1968 on 20 Feb 2024 at 11:55AMNo really, it sounds better when you stretch your neck out. Try it!
(#5580937) Chorus
Posted by bestgremlin on 20 Feb 2024 at 11:11AM (#5580627) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 19 Feb 2024 at 10:46AMReally............
(#5580626) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 19 Feb 2024 at 10:46AMWhere is your face.....
(#5580602) Re: Not amused
Posted by Jools on 19 Feb 2024 at 7:35AMhurry up and start me so I can warm up!
(#5580168) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by fatdaddy on 17 Feb 2024 at 2:07PMYes I will do whatever it takes to get ahead.
(#5580167) Re: Story Time
Posted by fatdaddy on 17 Feb 2024 at 2:05PMAre you going to just sit there looking at that book or take this nut I that brought you?
(#5580165) Re: Not amused
Posted by fatdaddy on 17 Feb 2024 at 2:03PMI hate driving in this stuff!
(#5580164) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by fatdaddy on 17 Feb 2024 at 2:02PMDid you really...?
(#5580163) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by fatdaddy on 17 Feb 2024 at 2:00PMHow in the world did you manage to do this?
(#5579830) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by jroyster on 16 Feb 2024 at 7:54AMIs that a leash on the big snail?
Did they think it was going to run away
(#5579818) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by bestgremlin on 16 Feb 2024 at 6:34AMI TOLD you it was a Speed Trap. Why did you go racing at 2 feet per hour??!!
(#5579656) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 15 Feb 2024 at 4:04PMEverybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the snailhouse rock...
(#5579360) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Feb 2024 at 5:55PMWell you gave it away with the slime trail ...
(#5579306) Re: On the sidewalk
Posted by Gameheart on 14 Feb 2024 at 4:44PMDon't worry, bars cannot stop Iron Snail..
(#5579250) On the sidewalk
Posted by bestgremlin on 14 Feb 2024 at 1:36PM (#5579209) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by jd91 on 14 Feb 2024 at 9:10AMOne happy family.
(#5579195) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Feb 2024 at 7:41AMHow much is this costing !
(#5579160) Re: (Please post under the picture's thread)
Posted by bestgremlin on 14 Feb 2024 at 4:46AMPlease post captions under the conversation thread of the picture. Thanks.
(#5579064) Re: (Please post under the picture's thread)
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Feb 2024 at 3:40PMHow much is this costing !
(#5578332) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 10 Feb 2024 at 9:13AMI wonder whether my dad really was a 1980's porn star?
(#5578282) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by gertess on 10 Feb 2024 at 6:07AMmoms the only one that wants her picture taken
(#5578179) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Gameheart on 9 Feb 2024 at 10:03PMSir, we've just had a phone call...the fbi want to talk to you about your other family..
(#5578168) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Buddha on 9 Feb 2024 at 8:34PMGuess which one is the stepfather?
(#5578130) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:47PMDaddy, he said "Say cheese", not "Cut the cheese!"
(#5578129) Re: Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by Clem3610 on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:42PMHurry up and take the picture, already!!
(#5578126) Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by bestgremlin on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:39PM (#5577304) Re: Not amused
Posted by EZZ9 on 6 Feb 2024 at 10:57AMIf they would just clean out the garage I would not have to be out here.
(#5577283) Re: Not amused
Posted by Buddha on 6 Feb 2024 at 9:29AMThat microbus sure has a huge tailgate!
(#5577153) Re: Not amused
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 5 Feb 2024 at 10:03PMNeighborhood kids had a snowball fight, with me stuck in the middle... sigh
(#5577151) Re: Not amused
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 5 Feb 2024 at 9:44PMHe left me outside again...........
(#5577138) (Please post under the picture's thread)
Posted by bestgremlin on 5 Feb 2024 at 7:53PMPlease post captions under the conversation thread of the picture, not as a new post. Thanks.
(#5577056) Re: Not amused
Posted by Gameheart on 5 Feb 2024 at 2:35PMHey there, you cute little compact, you come here often?
(#5577052) (no subject)
Posted by gertess on 5 Feb 2024 at 2:23PMI look like a old man not a car
(#5577046) Re: Not amused
Posted by bestgremlin on 5 Feb 2024 at 1:38PMIf you had this much gas, you'd be grumpy too!
(#5577009) Re: Not amused
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 5 Feb 2024 at 11:02AMI'm sick of all this "global warming"...
(#5576964) Re: Not amused
Posted by Sea Dreams on 5 Feb 2024 at 6:23AM29 days 10 hours and 40 seconds until Spring...(Sigh)
(#5576875) Not amused
Posted by bestgremlin on 4 Feb 2024 at 6:31PM (#5575355) Re: Story Time
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Jan 2024 at 10:23PMThe grass is not greener on the otherside........
(#5575353) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Jan 2024 at 10:20PMYour time is up..........ok when it's time, it's time.
(#5575352) Re: On the roadside
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Jan 2024 at 10:15PMThe bare necessities of life will come to you.......
(#5575287) Re: Story Time
Posted by PattyMac on 29 Jan 2024 at 4:13PMOk, read me the part of how the squirrel out-smarted the the Fox again.
(#5575279) Re: Story Time
Posted by Catmane on 29 Jan 2024 at 3:34PM
"I appereciate the offering, but I'm really waiting for an enchanted princess to kiss me."
(#5575182) Re: Story Time
Posted by nana1928 on 29 Jan 2024 at 6:31AMyou reading to while I eat my acorns like going to a movie and eating popcorn
(#5575172) Re: Story Time
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 29 Jan 2024 at 6:08AMBook are old hat. You need one of these iNuts...
(#5575136) Re: Story Time
Posted by Gameheart on 29 Jan 2024 at 2:10AM"Suddenly, the squirrel realised it could win all the games on Goltoken with a quick trick..!"
(#5575100) Story Time
Posted by bestgremlin on 28 Jan 2024 at 6:36PM (#5574501) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by Buddha on 26 Jan 2024 at 8:10AMWell, it's better to have little feet than no feet at all!
(#5574325) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by nana1928 on 25 Jan 2024 at 3:11PMI will call you with the time and place
(#5574260) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Jan 2024 at 1:54PMA pleasure doing business with you Mr Pfizer...
(#5574259) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Jan 2024 at 1:48PMIn that case and now we are agreed, let’s go Brandon!
(#5574257) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Jan 2024 at 1:45PMEven though I'm usually regarded as something of a folklore baddie Mr Rothschild, I'd rather you didn't mention your connection with me, lest my reputation suffer even more...
(#5574246) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by Catmane on 25 Jan 2024 at 12:53PM
Yeah, I agree you're inevitable. But can't you do something about taxes?
(#5574179) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by jd91 on 25 Jan 2024 at 5:49AMSo, it's a date.
(#5574166) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by bestgremlin on 25 Jan 2024 at 5:19AMYes, your new Liability Policy will cover all of your traditional Grim Reaper activities.
(#5574101) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by EZZ9 on 24 Jan 2024 at 7:46PMFine, I'll find you a dentist and you leave me alone for 100 years. Now about my ex-wife...
(#5574100) Re: What are they agreeing about?
Posted by PattyMac on 24 Jan 2024 at 7:40PMYou will win the case, get all the money and you will be mine forever
(#5574098) What are they agreeing about?
Posted by bestgremlin on 24 Jan 2024 at 7:32PM (#5573609) Re: On the roadside
Posted by izzy on 22 Jan 2024 at 4:04PMDo you have any gray poupon?
(#5573583) Re: On the roadside
Posted by PattyMac on 22 Jan 2024 at 1:57PMHey do you guys know Yogi, he sent me for the picnic basket...
(#5573582) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Catmane on 22 Jan 2024 at 1:55PMYou let your kid ride like that? I'm a better parent than you are!
(#5572694) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Big Giant Head on 19 Jan 2024 at 12:42PMI'm going to need to see your licence and registration sir.
(#5572675) Re: On the roadside
Posted by laura lee on 19 Jan 2024 at 10:35AMSure, go about a mile down the road and the fruit stand that sells 'honey' will be on the left.
(#5572673) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Buddha on 19 Jan 2024 at 10:24AMGive us those two coolers, or we will tear this station wagon into shreds!
(#5572635) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Sundrop kid on 19 Jan 2024 at 7:04AMJust bear with us
(#5572588) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 19 Jan 2024 at 4:35AMExcuse us. Are we bear yet?
(#5572530) Re: On the roadside
Posted by fatdaddy on 18 Jan 2024 at 11:10PMYou can have you fun feeding those self contained meat grinders. I'm outta' here!
(#5572524) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Gameheart on 18 Jan 2024 at 10:11PMWe also ordered salad.....
(#5572427) Re: On the roadside
Posted by JanuarySnowAngel on 18 Jan 2024 at 2:00PMHey Boo Boo, You ride in the back with the kid. I'll ride up front.
(#5572426) Re: On the roadside
Posted by nana1928 on 18 Jan 2024 at 1:54PMwe need a ride can you take us
(#5572422) Re: On the roadside
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 18 Jan 2024 at 1:43PMHey Yogi, snacks are in the back.
(#5572411) On the roadside
Posted by bestgremlin on 18 Jan 2024 at 12:39PM (#5571609) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Catmane on 15 Jan 2024 at 6:11PM
This, Gilligan, is a map! You might want to learn how to use one!
(#5571584) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Buddha on 15 Jan 2024 at 4:40PMDangerous tectonic shifts in south Pacific! Islands residents urged to flee!
(#5571579) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by fatdaddy on 15 Jan 2024 at 4:25PM"EXTRA: Heavy Marine Storm Forecast"
This came out about an hour before we left port. Weren't you listening to the radio before we left?
Sure Skipper. Don Ho was singing "Pearly Shells".
(#5571544) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by izzy on 15 Jan 2024 at 1:47PMIt says here Ginger is preferred two to one over Mary Ann
(#5571499) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Jools on 15 Jan 2024 at 11:35AMTsunami warning!
(#5571481) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by jd91 on 15 Jan 2024 at 9:41AMMillions starting to live in the wild.
(#5571480) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by EZZ9 on 15 Jan 2024 at 8:47AMHang on it says we were found. Does that mean we are now in the Twilight Zone Skipper?
(#5571459) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by gertess on 15 Jan 2024 at 6:14AMI think we are lost
(#5571431) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 15 Jan 2024 at 4:12AMWinners of luxury yacht unable to claim their prize - currently lost at sea...
(#5571293) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 14 Jan 2024 at 5:37PMMillionaire and wife lost at sea, mansion up for auction by relatives........
(#5571290) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Gameheart on 14 Jan 2024 at 4:51PMJapanese bomb Pearl Harbour!
(#5571288) Re: What does the headline say?
Posted by Clem3610 on 14 Jan 2024 at 4:32PMWell, little buddy, I guess we're stuck on this island!
(#5571271) What does the headline say?
Posted by bestgremlin on 14 Jan 2024 at 3:20PM (#5570150) Re: witness
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 10 Jan 2024 at 9:33PMDid she say yes....Inquiring minds want to know...
(#5570149) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 10 Jan 2024 at 9:29PMI am a collector of...........Artifacts
(#5569841) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Jan 2024 at 5:41PMLost and Found Vendor
(#5569835) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by Buddha on 9 Jan 2024 at 5:07PMsandalbagman
(#5569584) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 8 Jan 2024 at 6:21PMRent A Husband
(#5569572) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by Catmane on 8 Jan 2024 at 5:44PM
GoldToken games developer.
(#5569467) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by Gameheart on 8 Jan 2024 at 10:38AMHelpful.
(#5569407) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by jd91 on 8 Jan 2024 at 6:12AMUnemployed jobseeker
(#5569265) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Jan 2024 at 8:24PMThe girls assistant
(#5569184) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Jan 2024 at 3:29PMMissing Person Counter
(#5569120) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 7 Jan 2024 at 12:54PMA hand(y) bag-man?
(#5569102) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by laura lee on 7 Jan 2024 at 12:20PMWomen's accessory holder
(#5569097) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 7 Jan 2024 at 12:00PMTrafficker.
(#5569094) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by nana1928 on 7 Jan 2024 at 11:53AMman rack
(#5569071) Re: What's his job title?
Posted by JanuarySnowAngel on 7 Jan 2024 at 10:51AMBeach Comber!
(#5569051) What's his job title?
Posted by bestgremlin on 7 Jan 2024 at 8:56AM (#5568588) Re: witness
Posted by EZZ9 on 5 Jan 2024 at 2:26PMThe hippo approves, but he wants an invitation to the wedding with a +4. He wants to take some friends along so he does not stand out.
(#5568586) Re: witness
Posted by EZZ9 on 5 Jan 2024 at 2:22PMIs proposing at a hippo enclosure some sort of a message? Because it's got me wondering.
(#5568529) Re: witness
Posted by Londoner on 5 Jan 2024 at 10:20AMPhotobombing a proposal
(#5568099) Re: witness
Posted by Catmane on 3 Jan 2024 at 9:54PM
It's genuine rhine-o-stone!
(#5567783) Re: witness
Posted by fatdaddy on 2 Jan 2024 at 10:31PMYes I think you're strange for proposing to a hippo...
(#5567752) Re: dog caption
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 2 Jan 2024 at 5:53PMShe gets a diamond? What am I, chopped liver?
(#5567736) Re: witness
Posted by Gameheart on 2 Jan 2024 at 5:23PMDogfish love diamonds..baiting your hook can get very expensive.....
(#5567691) Re: witness
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 2 Jan 2024 at 3:05PMYes of course I will...please mother, let us enjoy the moment on our own....
(#5567628) Re: dog caption
Posted by *Gary* on 2 Jan 2024 at 11:33AMThat'll looks like a nice treat how do I get to it
(#5567603) Re: dog caption
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jan 2024 at 10:00AMWhat?? Your dumping me, that ring was for me!
(#5567572) dog caption
Posted by Buddha on 2 Jan 2024 at 8:23AMHow to sell down the river!
(#5567564) Re: witness
Posted by gertess on 2 Jan 2024 at 7:23AMI told you she would say yes
(#5567548) witness
Posted by bestgremlin on 2 Jan 2024 at 6:12AM (#5567163) dog caption
Posted by karynsong on 1 Jan 2024 at 9:11AMWho let the dogs out??!!
(#5566469) Re: Product Fail
Posted by gertess on 30 Dec 2023 at 7:25AMI did not do it
(#5566460) Re: Product Fail
Posted by nana1928 on 30 Dec 2023 at 6:45AMThey lied
(#5566409) Re: Product Fail
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 30 Dec 2023 at 4:29AMAnd the aftermath of the deterrent for household "accidents" unfortunately cannot be shown for reasons of good taste...
(#5566362) Re: Product Fail
Posted by fatdaddy on 30 Dec 2023 at 12:07AMWorks as advertised...
(#5566353) Re: Product Fail
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Dec 2023 at 10:54PMOnly works on bricks.......
(#5566351) Re: Product Fail
Posted by Catmane on 29 Dec 2023 at 10:42PM
Caveat emptor: beware the double negative.
(#5566185) Re: Product Fail
Posted by EZZ9 on 29 Dec 2023 at 10:59AMShould have made the spary bottle out of the no chew cememcel. A missteep my the marketing team.
(#5566154) Re: Product Fail
Posted by PattyMac on 29 Dec 2023 at 9:07AMThe dog didn't do it Karen, I did, you make me nervous...lol
(#5566129) Product Fail
Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Dec 2023 at 7:53AM (#5565674) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by hoof hearted on 27 Dec 2023 at 7:08PMOoo ooo eee eee
(#5565626) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by fatdaddy on 27 Dec 2023 at 4:25PMWill the real Santa Clause still be delivering presents?
(#5565163) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by Londoner on 26 Dec 2023 at 6:11AMOur kids made a monkey out of Santa; or was that Santa out of a monkey?
(#5564843) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by nana1928 on 25 Dec 2023 at 6:34AMno monkey business going on here
(#5564768) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Dec 2023 at 2:18AMElsewhere, a nude hungover Santa woke up swinging on a tyre and holding a banana...
(#5564755) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 24 Dec 2023 at 10:25PMOur family mascot......
(#5564600) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by PattyMac on 24 Dec 2023 at 12:10PMHes our brother from another mother..
(#5564590) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by Gameheart on 24 Dec 2023 at 10:26AMThis is what happens when siblings marry....
(#5564574) It happened one Christmas
Posted by Buddha on 24 Dec 2023 at 8:45AM"Mommy . . . Daddy, you're sure you checked this Santa's credentials?"
(#5564495) Re: It happened one Christmas
Posted by Big Giant Head on 24 Dec 2023 at 5:14AMI told you not to get me a DNA check for Christmas
(#5564476) It happened one Christmas
Posted by bestgremlin on 24 Dec 2023 at 3:09AM (#5563202) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by EZZ9 on 20 Dec 2023 at 9:38AMThis is nice, I hope they don't lose my luggage.
(#5562960) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 19 Dec 2023 at 1:26PMA brontosaurus getting a lift to the little publicised Boston Tea-Rex Party...
(#5562889) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by bestgremlin on 19 Dec 2023 at 5:48AMan Amazon Prime team takes out a rival delivery service.
(#5562878) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Londoner on 19 Dec 2023 at 4:31AMThe beginnings of Amazon's delivery service.
(#5562836) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by fatdaddy on 19 Dec 2023 at 1:48AMI'm sure glad it's not alive.
(#5562809) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by Catmane on 18 Dec 2023 at 8:58PMThe sad traveling state of the species that didn't become birds..
(#5562790) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by dawn1968 on 18 Dec 2023 at 7:04PMsee dad, I told you I could fly!!
(#5562695) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Dec 2023 at 1:34PMWhen my mother-in-law comes to visit
(#5562584) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by Buddha on 18 Dec 2023 at 3:50AMThe REAL reason for dinosaur extinction!
(#5562497) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by Gameheart on 17 Dec 2023 at 5:52PMA home delivery from Dinosaurs r Us..
(#5562407) Re: It happened in Boston
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 17 Dec 2023 at 10:56AMThat's not King Kong........
(#5562390) It happened in Boston
Posted by bestgremlin on 17 Dec 2023 at 9:53AM (#5562032) Beatles
Posted by fatdaddy on 16 Dec 2023 at 12:41AM
♩ ♬ She drinks tea Yea Yea Yea ♬ ♪
(#5561944) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 15 Dec 2023 at 12:53PMThe very little known 1960s Tampa Tea Party when Southern Baptists dressed as Indians, dumped imported Beatles records over the side following John Lennon's unfortunate Jesus reference...
(#5561869) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Gameheart on 15 Dec 2023 at 7:37AMRepublicans..
(#5561789) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Buddha on 15 Dec 2023 at 1:48AMNow THOSE are GIANT TEABAGS!
(#5561776) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Catmane on 14 Dec 2023 at 9:53PMWhat's going on? Come on, now--spill the tea!
(#5561775) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 14 Dec 2023 at 9:42PMHoly Moly It's the boston tea party.....
(#5561748) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by fatdaddy on 14 Dec 2023 at 7:24PMNobody will know who we are with these great costumes!
(#5561741) Re: 250 years ago
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 14 Dec 2023 at 6:22PMChamomile anybody?
(#5561714) 250 years ago
Posted by bestgremlin on 14 Dec 2023 at 4:41PM (#5560652) Re: Interview
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 11 Dec 2023 at 9:20AMSometimes actions show what a sane response to the mainstream media should be when words cannot...
(#5560544) Re: Interview
Posted by Londoner on 10 Dec 2023 at 6:01PMNow that's what I call a sound bite.
(#5560165) Re: Interview
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Dec 2023 at 4:14PMYou'll never guess what's going to fly out of your ...
(#5560163) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Dec 2023 at 4:12PMYou'll never guess what just flew out of my ...
(#5560103) Re: Interview
Posted by jroyster on 9 Dec 2023 at 12:01PM (#5560100) Re: Interview
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 9 Dec 2023 at 11:57AMIn hindsight, perhaps the bacon-scented microphone wasn't the best idea.
(#5560097) Re: Interview
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Dec 2023 at 11:52AMHere's what I think of your News Cast. Say yes to the new Dog Park
(#5560094) Re: Interview
Posted by Gameheart on 9 Dec 2023 at 11:10AMJust another rabid Trump zombie....
(#5560067) Interview
Posted by Buddha on 9 Dec 2023 at 8:24AMOh Boy! A bone to chew!
(#5560048) Re: Interview
Posted by gertess on 9 Dec 2023 at 6:38AMbow wow this is what happened
(#5560041) Re: Interview
Posted by ladyvic on 9 Dec 2023 at 6:27AMyum...smells like Chicken!
(#5560033) Interview
Posted by bestgremlin on 9 Dec 2023 at 6:07AM (#5559818) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Londoner on 8 Dec 2023 at 10:36AMMother told me there would be days like this.
(#5559068) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 6 Dec 2023 at 4:40PMJust passing threw.........
(#5559065) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 6 Dec 2023 at 4:35PMIsn't this the fire station.......
(#5558726) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 5 Dec 2023 at 1:59PMThe lady would never understand why someone shouted "duck" at that particular moment...
(#5558693) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by Gameheart on 5 Dec 2023 at 12:58PMIts surprising what toxins are released when you do yoga..
(#5558630) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Dec 2023 at 9:40AMIt was pleasant until the pheasant
(#5558626) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by Jools on 5 Dec 2023 at 9:29AMdownward dog and upward bird
(#5558457) Re: Yoga partner
Posted by jroyster on 4 Dec 2023 at 6:30PMMy next pose would've been on the toilet!
(#5558453) Yoga partner
Posted by bestgremlin on 4 Dec 2023 at 6:26PM (#5557377) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by fatdaddy on 1 Dec 2023 at 1:30PMTowed? What color do you think it is?
(#5557347) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by EZZ9 on 1 Dec 2023 at 12:14PMSo are they implying that people who drive green vehicles are handicapped? I'm liking my blue van even more.
(#5557265) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by Jools on 1 Dec 2023 at 8:40AMwhat? it's green isn't it
(#5557064) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by nana1928 on 30 Nov 2023 at 3:21PMthe mean green driving machine
(#5557051) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 30 Nov 2023 at 2:44PMI woulda parked there too...can't lose the argument in court.
(#5556857) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by Buddha on 30 Nov 2023 at 12:48AMNo plug? No problem!
(#5556855) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by Gameheart on 30 Nov 2023 at 12:21AMEither very stupid or very clever..
(#5556731) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Nov 2023 at 12:22PMAnd he had to pay a lot of greenbacks for the fine.
(#5556714) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by PattyMac on 29 Nov 2023 at 11:07AMWhen I drive it, its blue, when I park it, its green
(#5556709) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by ladyvic on 29 Nov 2023 at 11:02AMPerks to going green
(#5556698) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by izzy on 29 Nov 2023 at 10:47AMany color but green.
(#5556683) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by jd91 on 29 Nov 2023 at 9:31AMI never knew they had colour coded parking.
(#5556680) Re: It's not easy being...
Posted by dawn1968 on 29 Nov 2023 at 8:53AMgo ahead.. make me move!
(#5556675) It's not easy being...
Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Nov 2023 at 8:41AM (#5556545) Re: Unicorn
Posted by TabbyCat on 28 Nov 2023 at 8:09PMThe new Witch Mobile
(#5555997) Re: Unicorn
Posted by EZZ9 on 27 Nov 2023 at 10:18AMI wonder if other things also work.
(#5555959) Re: Unicorn
Posted by jroyster on 27 Nov 2023 at 8:42AMSelf-driving cars have become a consistent presence on the streets of San Francisco, but not everyone is happy about it. A group of protesters called Safe Street Rebel has taken to stopping the vehicles in their tracks by placing orange traffic cones on their hoods, and they're encouraging others to join in. (govtech.com)
(#5555886) Re: Unicorn
Posted by fatdaddy on 27 Nov 2023 at 3:31AMLooks like the Rhino Police are out and about again.
(#5555136) Re: Unicorn
Posted by PattyMac on 24 Nov 2023 at 8:38AMNO No No, that disguise will never work.
(#5555032) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Jools on 24 Nov 2023 at 12:57AMI don't believe you actually exist
(#5554966) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 23 Nov 2023 at 5:54PMArnie’s car? Cone-On The Car-(V)aerial
(#5554764) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 23 Nov 2023 at 12:12AMImpressive looking horn...but does it go "Beep-Beep"?
(#5554757) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Gameheart on 22 Nov 2023 at 9:57PMIt's the new Hyundai Hornimax..a car designed specifically for posers..
(#5554662) Re: Unicorn
Posted by bestgremlin on 22 Nov 2023 at 1:03PMRunning this taxi service involves WAYMO than I bargained for.
(#5554660) Re: Unicorn
Posted by ladyvic on 22 Nov 2023 at 12:46PMDid I pass the driving test?
(#5554607) Re: Unicorn
Posted by bestgremlin on 22 Nov 2023 at 7:27AMFinally, a vehicle for Coneheads!
(#5554575) Re: Unicorn
Posted by jd91 on 22 Nov 2023 at 5:25AMCheck out it's horsepower.
(#5554569) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Big Giant Head on 22 Nov 2023 at 4:45AMYou can't park it there, mate.
(#5554560) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Buddha on 22 Nov 2023 at 3:49AMOnly in California
(#5554508) Re: Unicorn
Posted by Sundrop kid on 21 Nov 2023 at 10:22PMLOOK! It's a Hybrid-Corn
(#5554503) Re: Unicorn
Posted by dawn1968 on 21 Nov 2023 at 8:26PMlook guys... I'm a unicorn!
(#5554331) Unicorn
Posted by bestgremlin on 21 Nov 2023 at 6:28AM (#5554307) Re: Hair
Posted by Londoner on 21 Nov 2023 at 3:49AMLucky for you the waffle maker was broken.
(#5553866) Re: Hair
Posted by Jools on 19 Nov 2023 at 12:16PMPosted by karynsong on 19 Nov 2023 at 2:54AM
Are you SURE this is better than Iron Pills???
(#5553863) Re: Contest entry
Posted by Jools on 19 Nov 2023 at 12:14PMI've put this as a reply to the original post so it doesn't get missed
(#5553689) Contest entry
Posted by karynsong on 18 Nov 2023 at 3:54PMAre you SURE this is better than Iron Pills???
(#5553534) Re: Hair
Posted by fatdaddy on 18 Nov 2023 at 1:20AMYou'll never wave again.
(#5553448) Re: Hair
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 17 Nov 2023 at 1:48PMShe said she wanted that hot new hairstyle!
(#5553343) Re: Hair
Posted by Jools on 17 Nov 2023 at 5:00AMI'm sure hair straighteners would be easier
(#5553265) Re: Hair
Posted by Rabbits2 on 16 Nov 2023 at 6:35PM (#5553261) Re: Hair
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 16 Nov 2023 at 5:47PMOppppppppps...................
(#5553055) Re: Hair
Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Nov 2023 at 9:26PMhair today...
gone tomorrow
(#5553044) Re: Hair
Posted by dawn1968 on 15 Nov 2023 at 7:22PMsee this, when I was your age this is how we had to straighten our hair....
(#5553036) Re: Hair
Posted by jroyster on 15 Nov 2023 at 6:22PMOh, oh, oh - now I get it!!! She's an Iron Maiden fan!
(#5553031) Re: Hair
Posted by Gameheart on 15 Nov 2023 at 5:17PMI want the Bride of Frankenstein look....
(#5552944) Re: Hair
Posted by EZZ9 on 15 Nov 2023 at 1:25PMI want to know is how do you get wrinkles in your hair.
(#5552904) Re: Hair
Posted by jroyster on 15 Nov 2023 at 10:01AMGirls will be girls
(#5552881) Re: Hair
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 15 Nov 2023 at 8:31AMOne way not to remedy an iron deficiency...
(#5552874) Re: Hair
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Nov 2023 at 8:16AMHard way of making a living..
(#5552860) Re: Hair
Posted by ladyvic on 15 Nov 2023 at 7:27AMWhat's that smell?
(#5552859) Re: Hair
Posted by Buddha on 15 Nov 2023 at 7:23AMI'm just going to burn off the top part of your hair. You'll have a great bob!
(#5552847) Re: Hair
Posted by gertess on 15 Nov 2023 at 6:22AMbest way to get rid of my curls
(#5552833) Hair
Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Nov 2023 at 5:18AM (#5552126) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by Londoner on 12 Nov 2023 at 5:21AMSo that's why there's a hole in the middle!
(#5551723) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by EZZ9 on 10 Nov 2023 at 4:29PMWait? What? Oh never mind, I kept forgetting we live in the stupidity timeline now.
(#5551646) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 10 Nov 2023 at 10:11AMWhatever would we do without technology?!
(#5551616) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 10 Nov 2023 at 9:27AMA surprising but enjoyable antidote for a viagra overdose...
(#5551600) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by Buddha on 10 Nov 2023 at 8:11AMAt least these donuts won't stand up and walk out on me!
(#5551547) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by Gameheart on 10 Nov 2023 at 3:42AMDisplayed by staff who also happen to be brainless..
(#5551498) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by fatdaddy on 10 Nov 2023 at 12:59AMMy favorite!
(#5551488) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 9 Nov 2023 at 9:49PMWait....Where are the ones with the bone.
(#5551470) Re: Hopefully so
Posted by PattyMac on 9 Nov 2023 at 8:23PMThis boneless diet is not so bad after all
(#5551460) Hopefully so
Posted by bestgremlin on 9 Nov 2023 at 6:54PM (#5551084) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Catmane on 8 Nov 2023 at 12:07PM
Going green: unclear on the concept.
(#5550868) Re:
Posted by fatdaddy on 7 Nov 2023 at 6:23PMIt's not easy being the art subject.
(#5550767) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Gameheart on 7 Nov 2023 at 12:23PMMy kids have the wrong idea about St Patrick's Day...
(#5550487) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 6 Nov 2023 at 12:13PMIt's the Fungus The Bogeyman Fan Club!
(#5550209) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by jroyster on 5 Nov 2023 at 1:16PMA single dad
(#5550206) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by bestgremlin on 5 Nov 2023 at 12:56PM...Green.
(#5550205) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by jroyster on 5 Nov 2023 at 12:56PMIn the doghouse
(#5550177) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2023 at 12:14PMso cheerful, yeah right..lol
(#5550164) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 5 Nov 2023 at 10:41AM...Shrek for Halloween.
(#5550103) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by Buddha on 5 Nov 2023 at 5:16AMNow their colorful children have a colorful daddy!
(#5549976) Re: why?
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 5:27PMWhy did I become a Teacher.............
(#5549974) Re: Bye-Bye Birdie
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 5:24PMAre those pointy shoes in position....
(#5549973) Re: Supply Chain
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 5:20PMCome get your fresh Sushi...Fish is unlimited
(#5549972) Re: Wheels
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 5:12PMMay the force be with you......opps wrong program...
(#5549971) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 4 Nov 2023 at 5:12PMI will never babysit again.........
(#5549954) Re:
Posted by laura lee on 4 Nov 2023 at 4:26PMNot easy being... their favorite uncle
(#5549953) Re: Not easy being...
Posted by gertess on 4 Nov 2023 at 4:24PMour daddy loves us and will play along with anything we do
(#5549944) Not easy being...
Posted by bestgremlin on 4 Nov 2023 at 3:40PM (#5549375) Re: why?
Posted by fatdaddy on 2 Nov 2023 at 11:57PMI'm so tired of hunting for the acetone. Are you sure it will dissolve this cyanoacrylate?
(#5549264) Re: why?
Posted by Bullseye Jack on 2 Nov 2023 at 1:57PMI have got to quit drinking! Next week.
(#5549257) Re: why?
Posted by EZZ9 on 2 Nov 2023 at 1:17PMOuch! You poked me in the eye. Be careful where you point that thing.
(#5549256) Re: why?
Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 2 Nov 2023 at 1:00PMNot another squirrel meme!
(only jesting
)
(#5549217) Re: why?
Posted by Gameheart on 2 Nov 2023 at 10:30AMThe new standard photo for social media users..
(#5549200) Re: why?
Posted by bestgremlin on 2 Nov 2023 at 9:35AM"Oh no! You did it just the way I TOLD YOU TO!"
(#5549150) Re: why?
Posted by nana1928 on 2 Nov 2023 at 6:37AMNot Again??
(#5549131) Re: why?
Posted by Buddha on 2 Nov 2023 at 5:00AMWhat a person looks like just before timing out with 800 goldtoken games in play!
(#5549127) Re: why?
Posted by hoot on 2 Nov 2023 at 4:37AMOH NO! I failed my exam!
(#5549085) Re: why?
Posted by Big Giant Head on 2 Nov 2023 at 2:26AMAlways wash your hands thoroughly after using glue
(#5549053) Re: why?
Posted by dawn1968 on 1 Nov 2023 at 7:50PMDid I really just do that?
(#5549045) Re: why?
Posted by PattyMac on 1 Nov 2023 at 6:33PMOh my! There must be at least 10 dust bunnies under there!!
(#5549037) why?
Posted by bestgremlin on 1 Nov 2023 at 6:01PM (#5548356) Re: Bye-Bye Birdie
Posted by EZZ9 on 30 Oct 2023 at 12:42PMThat's a Cheep date.
"Please remember to keep it clean folks."
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