if only they would listen to me about wireless

"Oh what a tangled web we weave....

Hedy Lamarr thinking, "There's got to be a better way."

"And finally," she writes, "When you have confirmed my raise I will reassemble all of these..."

Anyone seen the purple wire?

The preparation for Windows 12 is well underway.

You didn't tell me there would be no schematics nor that I was going to be working solo. I quit.

In this restaurant, the server tips herself by eating 15-25% of your food.

You really dont need all that desert, do you?

Well they call it mystery meat for a reason...

Do you expect me to eat this now that there's hair in it?

That was so nice of you to leave me in your will. How much are we talking here?

Mom just give these spicy grasshoppers a try, they’re delish!

sharing is caring

This food is tougher than the caption folk will be trying to come up with...

Where did you say that contact lens fell?

Mom has always cut up my food as a Child, now it's my turn to take care of her and cut her food for her, caregiving.

I keep forgetting I am a mom but at work not at home

Are you sure this is what I ordered?

…and Moses parted the sea like this…

No, you can't have my coffee, you'd be on the ceiling all day!

Sweet child of mine!!

The moments we live for

whoever wins the staring contest gets to choose dessert.

Give me a swallow of your juice. Nope, this is for grown-ups!

what away to start the day with LOVE

Momma loves you little Blessings so much!

I only have eyes for you

The head to head superglue coupling was initially quite amusing...

Yes we do see eye to eye.

Bunny kisses

Hey can you tell me what floor Lasers Are Us is located?

We beamed down in your city called "Dog Park"

So tell me..are you from around here?

I told you it would come to this!

Stereo photography

Of course I have a heart! I am NOT the Tin Woodsman from Oz.

By the way, you haven't see Doctor Who around, have you?

Make it shine real bright. It is our wedding

It's a little known fact that Cybermen wear boots that require oiling by slaves every four hours..

Like I said "I have no idea what I stepped in"

Not so fast, you're creating static

I can give you a head to toe today for $750. That includes a Naval Jelly pre-treatment.

Can you please go ahead and shine my whole outfit

Now the shoe is on the other foot!

There are some jobs that A.I. won't do.

Are you sure we were instructed to find Dr Shoe?

I need a little oil

Is this a Polaroid or is there a place for an SD external storage?

Peek-a-boo! I see you!

I never even heard the "cute striped kitty" that caught her eye.

Local paparazzi caught documenting a leaf’s alibi and a squirrel’s side hustle. 📸

Historical photographers.

smile

The Sasquatch community discussed this picture of alleged "human children" without coming to any consensus as to its authenticity...

The new Tesla ai droid kids with the telephoto face....

GOD, I Thank you for the "Bare (Bear) Necessities"

Ready or not,here I come!

When the Hibernation Hits Mid-Conversation.

Leveling Appalachia? That's repugnant! I'm heading back west.

...and I thank you for the camping site food I am about to receive.

... 8 ... 9 ... 10! Ready or not, here I come!

I pray a deer will walk by any second.

Uh oh. I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!

Ranger Smith never sees me when I do this...

I can't bear to look.

I told Rudolph not to get a darn nose job

The sleigh is in for its 10 million present tune up.

When the reindeer call in sick but Christmas still has a deadline.

Honk Honk move it old man

I said I was sorry, I just didnt see "Grandma"

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

The "Jingle Bells Angel" was loved and feared...

So many deliveries of presents, Santa needed a double decker bus to hold all the presents!

Were almost there. I accidentally gave Mrs. Clauses nephew a piece of coal.

Santa's new Lindon Look.All the presents are in the double decker..

KAOS Headquarters!

That moment when uncle says ‘Trust me’ and pulls out paperwork.

No, you can't use that script, that's the Real News story, but here's the fake one we must air!

Thank you so much for the Beautiful token, I love it!

There are two spies called George and Marion Kirby who disguise themselves as ghosts. I want you to find them and have them caught by ghostbusters

Who is this Epstein guy anyway?

These are your orders to report to NCIS!!

I don't care who's uncle he is, I'm not sending this wire!!

M says dont bother, MI5 got there first..

"The Man from Uncle" before he was black balled for being gender non-inclusive....

You say he's an upstart named Maxwell Smart and she's called simply Agent 99?

You spelled Illya Kuryakin wrong...

We don't know for sure what's at the other end of this chain but we're thinking that it's big and that it's wet.

I've solved the problem of continental drift

The grass DOES look greener on the other side of the fence!

Hello, anyone there? I'm looking for Santa!

I'm glad this fence is here to keep the two legged weirdos OUT of my neighborhood.

Dang it I'm locked out again!

I wonder if anyone I know is hiding in there!!

Romeo, Romeo, where forth are thee Romeo

Guess Rudolph got so famous he needs to live in a gated community.

Bugger....forgot my toll money!

GPS didnt show this

The fencers had not reckoned for Bambi's limbo dancing expertise...

What the heck is Rudolph doing in that tree? ...woah!

WHen we pull the chsin to raise the plug, the whole bathtub will empty

definitely glad I went Vegan

A deep ocean fish washed ashore that looks like a chain

How are we supposed to pull up the ship on the end of this chain?

Must be the weakest link that let the Ship get away!

Wait until you see the size of the plug!

Oh well, what's one more 😀

"I LOVE YOU, MAN!

Is that your tootsie roll on the carpet???

I got you to catch mice and all i get is fleas

Just cause you're cute doesn't mean you can claw all over the furniture and not get in trouble!

Don't chase the squirrels!!!!!!!!

purr purr pur that means I love you

Sorry I'm just not buying it that Goldie the goldfish suddenly decide it was time to take a gap year to travel the world.

Please use the litter box not the lunch box.

Tell me the truth...you're the one that ate the tuna sandwich I left on the kitchen counter

Listen, I need you to be a good little kitty for Grandma while I'm away!

Hmmmm. Sorry Tiddles, I can't afford to mention you on my dating profile...

C'mon. Cat's don't moo!

Melvin never realized how short a flight this was gonna be

When they said economy seating this is not what I pictured

first and last time I'm flying Pigmyjet

That is soooo painful to see!

I wish I could switch seats with a shorter person!!!

Maybe next time I should take a self driving Tesla for the leg space!

When the guy in front reclines so far back he practically joins your vacation.

Maaaan, and I'm about ready to mess my pants

And I paid more for this 'extra legroom' seat ??!!

The moment D B Cooper began to plan his next flight…

You relax..I got your back!

Focus ... focus ... I will survive this flight ...

See my Uni-PIG!

The Return of Planet of the Apes

Mental Health Break

Real Go Cart!!

You want me to do what?

Why are you laughing? It's cheaper then a horse and and safer then an crocodile.

This is wrong on so many levels

I'm sorry sweetie, but that's not the horse.

Now that's the real way to ride piggyback!

Look what I got, OH JOY! not

Like I haven't been teased enough by the rich kids

Saddle up and ride your piggy

oink oink oink

I just wanted a pet!

Can we do something else now? I'm really boared.

When you finally get that unlimited oink plan. 🐷📞😎

Arnold will let you ride him for a bucket of slop

After crying "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home, Percy the pig's racing status was assured...

The start of a reverse trend!

It's all fun and games, until the boss see the photo.

one large step for mankind backwards

I feel as if I have generations upon generations of support as I bare my soul to you.

On a smart phone. Start of regression

The rise and fall of the roaming empire...

We are entering the phone back era

It's the Fab Five! Great album cover!!

Taking a walk ...with my 4 brothers! Lol. You should meet them ..before judging! Lol

Regressing from upright?

They had some difficulty explaining the on-the-job injury to OSHA

The winner wins a girlfriend. The loser has to marry the other one

Little 500 race

The boss made us return to the office, but he didn't.

I thought it said car parking, not cart parking

Office Chair Grand Prix 500! 🏎️💼💨

Office Chair Olympics

Winning the Rat Race

The West Wing of the White House during Pizza Day..

Tally Ho!

On your mark get set GO

Speeding up office productivity.

With the government being shut down office workers have nothing better to do with their time.

Ben-her

Self-driving car caught in a traffic jam

The new drive-thru shopping experience wasn't quite what they had expected

Got in the wrong line.

Oh? I thought it said car park.

no snow or ice on it

The world's worst getaway driver...

perfect not a scratch on my car

Their weekly shopping trip for New York was getting out of hand..

Backed in, said "Yeah! We have an extra hour this morning!" then they were hauled off to the drunk tank.

I'm having a bad face day, just look away

Faceless Man steals hands

The new Tesla lifelike robot stalker....

Happy Halloween

let me out

I'm having a bad face day, just look away

The case goes on your pillow, not your head!

Hey Dude..you know I can still see you.

Definitely not a face lift?

Covering all those face piercings will not keep the metal detector from going off....

Unbeknown to the occultly resurrected pharaoh, the 2020 Scamdemic allowed him to blend in with little comment; his hieroglyphic cursing caused mere bemusement…

The differences between them were only super-fish-al.

Charlie the Tuna's parents were apoplectic about his new girlfriend.

I didn't fall in love on porpoise

Great show!

You might like this:
https://www.youtube.com/@itv-Retro/playlists

I have spent the last couple of weeks watching Stingray and Thunderbirds.

I can't kiss this foul smelling thing!

My parents will never understand

Not an entry
I loved Stingray

Something fishy going on here

Hmmmm, I wonder if that fish has legs?

"Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

Your magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthrall me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNP-RdPv5g

I just love my cat..!

Romantic Shark Tales

My beach or yours?

I love you

Now with even more natural bristles!

Hey! Help my little sister up!

OK Grandpa, you win. But I still don't believe you walked up hill in the snow to go to school, and up hill to get back home.

hey LOOK, there's Luke Skywalker!!

I am on top of the world

The good old days before personal injury lawyers. Better Call Saul.

They look like the Little Rascals!

If we all pull the ropes together I think we can shake him off

Playground minus governmental safety requirements!

Not to worry, the children have the ground to break their fall..

See Son, Back in my day, we had rough playground, it was as a Circus of Acrobats came to town daily.

Those were the days .....

Paradise Lost?

And that is why it was named Jungle Gym, thats Gym on the top...

Ahh the good old days when you could jump climb and fall, no helmets, elbow or knee pads required

But officer I only had one little drink!

Savvy hack. Put a plastic spider under your toothbrush to keep your creepy roommate from using your toothbrush.

Not the brush to use for removing cobwebs from your teeth!

These bristles will help me build a stronger web

Go ahead. I double-dare you!

My fangs need brushing..

Just in time for Halloween, spider brush you'll can get one for 49.99

The love-child of Peter Parker and Oral-B ?

Possibly, but that doesn't really matter. The vote goes goes the best "this" time

(Hasn't this picture already been used for a caption contest?)

Shhhh... I'm hiding

I know you're a gentle giant but we're scaring the ___ out of everyone behind you. We'll talk at our next appointment.

"I think I'm falling for You"

can you follow me to aisle seven, and block the camera for me?

livin on the Edge by Aerosmith

Now you listen to me young man!

Wanna shaq up?

I'm going to cut you down to size

Remember my Sunday School class where I taught you about David and Goliath !

Don't make me come up there!

Son, stop asking for chitlins..

Just because you are taller does not make you smarter

This isn't the first time I have told you off for riding in the trolley toddler seat is it?

Hows the weather up there

Do you get many nosebleeds?

What big teeth you have sir

Posted by nana1928 on 30 Sep 2025 at 3:44PM
I am on top of the world

"You Keep Me Hangin' On"

Goodbye, Cruel World!

100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall
...

Mawwwwwwmma Miaaaaaaa 🎶🎼🎵

I am on top of the world

I am on top of the world

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

I did it my way!!!!!!!

Please help me Im fallin

look mom no hands

Obviously the Beatles classic..Help!

Stairway To Heaven...

A young geyser?

thbtthbthtbtht

I wonder what the sign "Not Potable" means...

no water like garden hose water

A lost art (and no plastic!)

HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so sad. 🥲 Not an entry

This is an ugly and disrespective photo. Remove it....

You're not using my blanket, are you?

So you wanna flatten my nose, eh? Too late!

Got caught sleeping on the job again

Warts that above my eye?

What's unfortunate is, that's his good side.

I've got my eye on you!

Are you pretending to be Kojak?

Yes. He's been staring at me ever since I sat down here.

Just pretend Im your Momma....

Ugliness on ugliness

Next week is plastic surgery for a nose.

The ugly face of baldness...

I told you I had eyes behind my head

Kick television out of the chicken coop, no texting during school hours, and chores around the roost to earn allowance

For one you need to keep it away from the guy in the middle...

It takes a Republican rooster and a Republican hen!

Teaching them right from wrong when they are a young chick.

you teach them to cluck

What does chicken taste like raised left?

You let them run free.

Well everyone knows the left is wrong...

The lard arsed elderly slaphead in the middle obviously has..

Advertising for reforming cannibals who are persuaded to eat "something else"?

I've got it! it was Professor Plum! Go and arrest him.

Please.!!!These are vital clues for me to solve the murder

I swear officer I've never seen that wallet before in my life...

Bend over then hop on one foot

Read the fine print

Police crack down on the notorious Grey Streetwalkers gang

Granny Smith arrested before she gets to the Big Apple.

Its now illegal to be old....

Love Never tasted so good!

So I wear my Crown sideways!

Bring It On!!

Road Warrior

Q branches out to outfitting trucks.

Safety lug nuts for theft protection (and other uses)

Aggressive Driving 101 - Offensive and Defensive vehicle in one.

I dare you to pass me

shouldn't have got that close to a cop car. Hope they didn't get my plate. Glad I'm headed to Mexico

Get Off My Cloud!

Wheel of misfortune?

I swear, the tree came out of nowhere.

Now that's true love!!!!!

The human is on the left..

Blondes really DO have more fun!

Slush Puppie - "The early days"...

sharing my treat with my best friend

I was about to take another shot but the puppy had grabbed the scoop in his mouth and was high tailing it away.

Turn your wheel just a little bit to the left and reverse full force

Is this a treecar? Or a cartree?

You can't say we haven't been patient with them.

This should be nice and shaded

If a car stops in the forest and nobody moves it, is it still trapped??

The answer to the long asked question, "Why wasn't there a Back to the Future 4?"

could never do this again in a million years

Long term parking taken to the extreme

A tree grows in Datsun..

Without his specs on the driver headed towards what he believed was signed "free parking"...

should never have left the car here

You should see what he does for 'safe sex'!

Never enough protection....

Football fashion show.

@bestgremlin Thank you for the token for Caption on the Beach Chair!

I can carry the whole team!

On my way to be a superstar