Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Never Bite that Hand That Feeds You
..Unless it’s finger licking good. 36%
..Bite what's in the hand that feeds you. 27%
..You can't possibly be THAT hungry! 9%
..You Don't Know Where It's Been!! 9%
..It might bite back! 9%
..unless it's been force feeding you filth. 9%
..Be nice, leave a tip 0%
..Or you may choke on the bones. 0%
..You'll hurt yourself. 0%
..or it won't feed you again 0%
..because you might need it to scratch your back later. 0%
..oh i dont know i play bite my great grandbabies hands when they try to feed me to hear them laugh 0%
..unless you're capable and willing to feed yourself! 0%
..Unless you have a darn good lawyer! 0%
..Unless you like biting yourself. 0%
..lick it politely like a civilized cow. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5741562) Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Posted by LittleTree on 27 Jan 2026 at 4:47PM

Last call for "Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You.." Voting starts soon and the hands are cold!
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5741775Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You cindy197028 Jan 2026 3:22PM
5741663Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You jroyster27 Jan 2026 11:05PM
5741562Re: Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You LittleTree27 Jan 2026 4:47PM

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