Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
..should have jumped higher. Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire! 18%
..Stepped on a bee! 14%
..broke the candlestick 9%
..walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to). 9%
..Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat. 9%
..Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!! 9%
..Runs into walls 5%
..tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money. 5%
..Made sure the candle was out 5%
..roasted his aspen fiber trousers. 5%
..Was hiding from his wife. 5%
..was Mick Jagger! 5%
..just tripped with confidence. 5%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5733540) Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Dec 2025 at 5:01PM

..winner(s) are...Merry Christmas cracker.. Trent-PA and Jools!

Santa's not coming to my house this year cuz..

Trent-PA..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu ROFL!

Jools..of too many tariffs Laughing

Let me know what Para AND Christmas token you would like! High five
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5734089Re: Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. Jools26 Dec 2025 7:22AM
5733982Re: Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. Trent-PA26 Dec 2025 3:06AM
5733540Winner of Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. LittleTree24 Dec 2025 5:01PM

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