Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
..should have jumped higher. Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire! 18%
..Stepped on a bee! 14%
..broke the candlestick 9%
..Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!! 9%
..Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat. 9%
..walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to). 9%
..Was hiding from his wife. 5%
..roasted his aspen fiber trousers. 5%
..Made sure the candle was out 5%
..tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money. 5%
..Runs into walls 5%
..just tripped with confidence. 5%
..was Mick Jagger! 5%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5721256) Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From..
Posted by LittleTree on 4 Nov 2025 at 11:59PM

Winner is...Well done..z71cat with her para ending of:

I've found the key to happiness..stay away from..social media. Agreed!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page z71cat ! High five


I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
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5721381Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. z71cat5 Nov 2025 2:40PM
5721265Re: Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. fatdaddy5 Nov 2025 12:45AM
5721256Winner of I Found the Key to Happiness..Stay Away From.. LittleTree4 Nov 2025 11:59PM

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