Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz..
..of too many tariffs 20%
..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . 16%
..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. 12%
..cause I'm old and grouchy !! 12%
..Congress voted to release the naughty list. 12%
..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe 8%
..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. 8%
..Milk or cookies 4%
.. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. 4%
..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer 4%
..I lit a fire under his bum last year. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5717712) Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From..
Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Oct 2025 at 6:45PM
unhappy people.
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5717949Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Sundrop kid21 Oct 2025 1:24AM
5717855Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. * Sassy_Angel *20 Oct 2025 2:32PM
5717787Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. hoof hearted20 Oct 2025 4:08AM
5717714Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. z71cat19 Oct 2025 7:06PM
5717712Re: I've Found the Key to Happiness. Stay Away From.. Trent-PA19 Oct 2025 6:45PM

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