Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
..should have jumped higher. Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire! 18%
..Stepped on a bee! 14%
..broke the candlestick 9%
..Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat. 9%
..Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!! 9%
..walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to). 9%
..Made sure the candle was out 5%
..roasted his aspen fiber trousers. 5%
..Was hiding from his wife. 5%
..Runs into walls 5%
..tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money. 5%
..just tripped with confidence. 5%
..was Mick Jagger! 5%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5710993) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Sep 2025 at 12:51AM
..that first and last brownie!!
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5711348Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. hoof hearted17 Sep 2025 12:18AM
5710993Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree15 Sep 2025 12:51AM

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