Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
..should have jumped higher. Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire! 18%
..Stepped on a bee! 14%
..walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to). 9%
..Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!! 9%
..Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat. 9%
..broke the candlestick 9%
..was Mick Jagger! 5%
..just tripped with confidence. 5%
..tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money. 5%
..Runs into walls 5%
..roasted his aspen fiber trousers. 5%
..Was hiding from his wife. 5%
..Made sure the candle was out 5%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5710927) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 14 Sep 2025 at 4:59PM
just remember to be thankful for another day
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5711348Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. hoof hearted17 Sep 2025 12:18AM
5710993Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. LittleTree15 Sep 2025 12:51AM
5710954Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. jroyster14 Sep 2025 8:21PM
5710927Re: Life's Too Short. Go For.. * Sassy_Angel *14 Sep 2025 4:59PM

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