Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..
..is a full time job 28%
..It's mostly because of my bladder 16%
..is optional! 8%
..is a good start for the afternoon. 8%
..Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part. 8%
..Takes Planning and Courage 8%
..Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor. 4%
..Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job. 4%
.. is no small accomplishment! 4%
..getting at it up every hour to bathroom 4%
..Can often be considered a full day's workout! 4%
..Is a decision to be made every morning. 4%
..No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed. 0%
..Is my first success of the day 0%
..is an affirmation that I'm still kicking 0%
..Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5669164) Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm..
Posted by AmberLove on 21 Feb 2025 at 5:45AM
Just an aging teenager
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5669891Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. PattyMac24 Feb 2025 9:02AM
5669491Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. hoof hearted22 Feb 2025 3:05PM
5669272Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Trent-PA21 Feb 2025 3:03PM
5669214Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. Buddha21 Feb 2025 11:08AM
5669197Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. ladyvic21 Feb 2025 9:42AM
5669164Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm.. AmberLove21 Feb 2025 5:45AM

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