Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..
..is a full time job 28%
..It's mostly because of my bladder 16%
..Takes Planning and Courage 8%
..Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part. 8%
..is a good start for the afternoon. 8%
..is optional! 8%
..Can often be considered a full day's workout! 4%
..Is a decision to be made every morning. 4%
..getting at it up every hour to bathroom 4%
.. is no small accomplishment! 4%
..Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job. 4%
..Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor. 4%
..Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. 0%
..is an affirmation that I'm still kicking 0%
..Is my first success of the day 0%
..No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5645164) Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See...
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Nov 2024 at 10:40AM
.....the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really!
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5645379Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See... fatdaddy13 Nov 2024 5:49PM
5645195Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See... Gameheart13 Nov 2024 1:00PM
5645168Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See... * Sassy_Angel *13 Nov 2024 10:51AM
5645167Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See... Jools13 Nov 2024 10:50AM
5645164Re: I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See... PattyMac13 Nov 2024 10:40AM

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