Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless
..You want that senior discount 33%
..You try dating that teen babe down the street.. 11%
..You are counting the days until you can retire! 11%
..It does. 11%
..You are OLD 11%
..you ask your family to throw you a lavish 100th birthday party (and you're only 14). 6%
..You're experimenting with a time machine, wind up in the ice age and the machine conks out. 6%
..You are a cheese. 6%
..unless you cant hear ,see or talk very well because of age 6%
..You are Young! 0%
..You're trying to get into some place when you're on a night out. 0%
..It's yours 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5602981) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and..
Posted by LittleTree on 16 May 2024 at 10:50AM
Poll is up. Let's Vote
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5603612Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. fatdaddy18 May 2024 6:00PM
5603450Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. Heartsong18 May 2024 8:02AM
5603332Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. fatdaddy17 May 2024 10:04PM
5603306Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. TowneKook-17 May 2024 6:15PM
5603252Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. z71cat17 May 2024 12:41PM
5603229Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. Lil Red17 May 2024 11:19AM
5603223Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. Trent-PA17 May 2024 11:03AM
5603221Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. * Sassy_Angel *17 May 2024 11:01AM
5603182Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. LittleTree17 May 2024 8:49AM
5603175Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. Jools17 May 2024 7:14AM
5603054Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. fatdaddy16 May 2024 5:30PM
5603032Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. marcmandy16 May 2024 4:20PM
5603017Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. Gameheart16 May 2024 2:34PM
5602981Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and.. LittleTree16 May 2024 10:50AM

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