Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless
..You want that senior discount 33%
..You are counting the days until you can retire! 11%
..You are OLD 11%
..It does. 11%
..You try dating that teen babe down the street.. 11%
..You're experimenting with a time machine, wind up in the ice age and the machine conks out. 6%
..you ask your family to throw you a lavish 100th birthday party (and you're only 14). 6%
..unless you cant hear ,see or talk very well because of age 6%
..You are a cheese. 6%
..You're trying to get into some place when you're on a night out. 0%
..It's yours 0%
..You are Young! 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5601195) Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying
Posted by Trent-PA on 9 May 2024 at 3:39PM
Hope you have your best day ever!
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5601632Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying jroyster11 May 2024 3:03PM
5601608Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying Meeshamouse11 May 2024 2:10PM
5601356Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying Lil Red10 May 2024 12:44PM
5601198Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying * Sassy_Angel *9 May 2024 4:03PM
5601195Re: Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying Trent-PA9 May 2024 3:39PM

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