Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless
..You want that senior discount 33%
..You try dating that teen babe down the street.. 11%
..It does. 11%
..You are counting the days until you can retire! 11%
..You are OLD 11%
..you ask your family to throw you a lavish 100th birthday party (and you're only 14). 6%
..You're experimenting with a time machine, wind up in the ice age and the machine conks out. 6%
..You are a cheese. 6%
..unless you cant hear ,see or talk very well because of age 6%
..You are Young! 0%
..You're trying to get into some place when you're on a night out. 0%
..It's yours 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5578005) Re: That Moment When You Realize
Posted by Trent-PA on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:11AM
You mistakenly sent that sensitive email to the entire company, and not just to your friend down the hall.
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5578086Re: That Moment When You Realize z71cat9 Feb 2024 1:12PM
5578084Re: That Moment When You Realize * Sassy_Angel *9 Feb 2024 12:58PM
5578047Re: That Moment When You Realize Clem36109 Feb 2024 8:11AM
5578030Re: That Moment When You Realize Big Giant Head9 Feb 2024 6:03AM
5578022Re: That Moment When You Realize jd919 Feb 2024 5:33AM
5578005Re: That Moment When You Realize Trent-PA9 Feb 2024 4:11AM

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