Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous or dramatic as possible. LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it. Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest. If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. Winners, by vote, will receive Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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Posted by LittleTree on 21 Apr 2024 at 11:07AM Poll is up. Second place to receive the bonus token if they haven't already won it. (#5595873) Re: Winner of If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't..
(#5595811) Winner of If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't..
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Apr 2024 at 9:44AM is.... Big Giant Head with the winning entry of: If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't...fake it til you make it. Second place was Trent-PA with..flaunt it anyway! Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head! (#5595097) Re: My Teacher Told Me I Had Potential if I Would Just Stop
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Posted by LittleTree on 11 Apr 2024 at 7:07AM Poll is up. Second place to win the bonus token on this contest. (#5594414) Winner of My Memory is So Bad
Posted by LittleTree on 10 Apr 2024 at 5:22PM Winner is.....hoof hearted with her para ending of: My memory is so bad...I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer. There was two way tie for second place. Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, hoof hearted! My Memory is So Bad (#5594203) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
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Posted by LittleTree on 9 Apr 2024 at 8:54AM Last chance for entries for If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't... (#5593635) Re: If You've Got It, Flaunt It. If You Don't...
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Posted by LittleTree on 5 Apr 2024 at 4:08PM Sorry, dickfrank, this entry has already been used. You many try another if you wish.
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Posted by LittleTree on 4 Apr 2024 at 10:06AM Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero. (#5592722) Re: Winner of I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born: Day 1
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(#5592178) Winner of I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born: Day 1
Posted by LittleTree on 1 Apr 2024 at 6:34PM ..is....Heartsong with her para ending of: I kept a diary right after being born: Day 1..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months. We had a three way tie for second place. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Heartsong! I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1... (#5591086) Re: My Memory is So Bad
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Posted by LittleTree on 28 Mar 2024 at 6:27PM Last call for My Memory is So Bad.. Voting will begin soon. (#5590157) Re: My Memory is So Bad
Posted by hoof hearted on 25 Mar 2024 at 5:20PM Oops I made the same answer somebody else, so please change that to I had to make my password incorrect. That way when the page says my password is incorrect, I know the right answer. (#5590155) Re: My Memory is So Bad
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Posted by PattyMac on 24 Mar 2024 at 1:52PM I need to wear a name tag UPSIDE DOWN so I can read it...
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(#5588973) Winner of Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
Posted by LittleTree on 21 Mar 2024 at 7:46AM Winner is....Meeshamouse with her winning para entry of: Nothing is certain but death, taxes and...playing my games at GoldToken. Very true! Second place was Jools with: more taxes As winner of this contest Meeshamouse you will get to chose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token, a para token, and 1 goldero. Please let me know what player you would like to receive the token. Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and (#5588857) Re: I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1....
Posted by Buddha on 20 Mar 2024 at 11:08PM Those politicians are awful! I want to go back inside! Mommy! Mommy!
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Posted by LittleTree on 17 Mar 2024 at 12:30PM Wow! All those bright lights were so intense but then I saw my Mommy! (#5587919) Re: I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1....
Posted by jroyster on 17 Mar 2024 at 12:04PM It was so sweet going down, but it's coming out like Taco Bell.
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Posted by Trent-PA on 17 Mar 2024 at 4:16AM I'm going to get revenge on that person who slapped me on the butt!
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Posted by LittleTree on 13 Mar 2024 at 4:51PM (#5587006) Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
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Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:55AM ..the driver ahead of you refusing to use a turn signal. (#5585493) Re: Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and
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Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 8:30AM Poll is up. With this contest the winner gets to choose any player on GoldToken to receive a para token.(#5585484) Re: Winner of You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
(#5585482) Winner of You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2024 at 7:55AM ..is....Trent-PA with his para ending of: You know you're in trouble when your neighbor calls and tells you..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape. Second place was TowneKook- with..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. Good one! Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Trent-PA! You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You (#5585350) Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me
Posted by LittleTree on 6 Mar 2024 at 6:46PM Last call for Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me. Voting will start soon. (#5584256) Re: Young Man, You Have 10 Seconds to Tell Me
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 29 Feb 2024 at 3:32PM What your hidding behind your back.......ekkkkkkk a snake..
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(#5583295) Re: Winner of Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
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Posted by LittleTree on 27 Feb 2024 at 12:11PM ..is....TaUrUsRoSe with her ending para sentence of: Sometimes I get road rage just..sitting at a stop sign. There was a three way tie for 2nd place. Look for a Para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TaUrUsRoSe! Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just (#5583118) Re: You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
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Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Feb 2024 at 1:35AM A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof.
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 24 Feb 2024 at 6:51PM Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway....
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Posted by jroyster on 23 Feb 2024 at 4:31PM There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation
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Posted by LittleTree on 21 Feb 2024 at 6:33PM ..is.... TowneKook- with: That moment when you realize..it wasn't a fart. There was a two way tie between * Sassy_Angel * and Trent-PA who will receive the bonus token but Trent has already received the bonus token. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook-! (#5580835) Re: Sometimes I Get Road Rage Just
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Posted by Lil Red on 19 Feb 2024 at 1:01PM Getting hit in the behind with someones shopping cart. Grrr
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 17 Feb 2024 at 8:12PM Getting the 'finger' for driving the speed limit..........
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Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 17 Feb 2024 at 8:18AM when there ice and snow on roads and people drive like its 80 and sunny
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(#5579563) Winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Feb 2024 at 11:17AM ..is....Gameheart with his ending para sentence of: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows..It was a mistake to come down out of the trees. Second place is Trent-PA with: when you hold your baby for the very first time! Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Gameheart! This contest had the 2nd place winner to receive the bonus token so Trent-PA look for it on your profile page. (#5579398) Re: That Moment When You Realize
Posted by GinnyB on 15 Feb 2024 at 12:06AM Your inlaws were all moved in when we got home from a happy weekend..
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Posted by z71cat on 9 Feb 2024 at 1:12PM I missed the winning move and already hit save move in my gt game.
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Posted by Trent-PA on 9 Feb 2024 at 4:11AM You mistakenly sent that sensitive email to the entire company, and not just to your friend down the hall.
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(#5577908) Winner of I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than
Posted by LittleTree on 8 Feb 2024 at 5:33PM Winner is....Sundrop kid with his ending para of: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than...the internet. Truth! Second place was **Lover of Darkness** with ....Yesterday but younger then tomorrow. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid! (#5577288) Re: The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows - Second Place Winner to Receive Bonus
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Posted by LittleTree on 2 Feb 2024 at 8:04AM Poll is up. Second place winner of The True Nature of a Human Being Clearly Shows will receive the bonus token. (#5576296) Winner of I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by LittleTree on 2 Feb 2024 at 7:41AM ..is....TowneKook- with his ending para sentence of: I HAD all my ducks in a row...I must confess, I used Duck Tape. Better than baling wire. Second place was Lil Red with: Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page TowneKook- (#5576175) Re: I Get Kids Confused When I Tell Them I'm Older Than
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Posted by TowneKook- on 28 Jan 2024 at 12:04PM Well, Iâm older than I look and younger than I feel.
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(#5574512) Winner of My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister
Posted by LittleTree on 26 Jan 2024 at 9:53AM ..is....Clem3610 with her para ending of: My Pop is bigger than your Pop but your big sister...Is scarier than them both!! There was a two way tie for second place. Look for a Para token and 1 Goldero on your profile page Clem3610! Site Polls (#5574504) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
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Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Jan 2024 at 7:06PM but the park ranger stopped them and admonished me for my bad influence.
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Posted by LittleTree on 22 Jan 2024 at 4:42PM ..then Daisy Duck came along and you know the rest of the story. (#5572784) Re: I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 19 Jan 2024 at 4:55PM until hunting season opened, and then they got picked off one by one.
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Posted by Gameheart on 19 Jan 2024 at 12:01PM But things ended up not all they were quacked up to be...
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Posted by Trent-PA on 19 Jan 2024 at 7:58AM but I looked away for only a second, and the ducks scattered. Next time I'll use decoys!
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Posted by LittleTree on 19 Jan 2024 at 7:32AM is....Trent-PA with: I really would like to take you seriously..But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else. Visualization! Second place was fatdaddy with: ..but I learn by previous mistakes. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA ! (#5571661) Re: My Pop is Bigger Than Your Pop But Your Big Sister
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Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 13 Jan 2024 at 2:10PM Is bigger than both are Pops added together!
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Posted by ladyvic on 13 Jan 2024 at 10:41AM scares me with that unibrow and big black mole with hairs growing out of it
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(#5570876) Winner of Youth is When Youâre Allowed to Stay up Late on New Yearâs Eve. Middle Age is Wh
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Jan 2024 at 8:47AM to z71cat for her win with: Youth is When Youâre Allowed to Stay up Late on New Yearâs Eve. Middle Age is When...You no longer care if you do or don't. There was a three way tie for 2nd place. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page, z71cat Site Polls (#5570128) Re: I Really Would Like to Take You Seriously
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Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 10 Jan 2024 at 3:18PM but UFOs above your head leads mt to believe that you believe in them
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Posted by Gameheart on 8 Jan 2024 at 10:30AM But those 200 conspiracy theories you're sure are true put me off....
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Posted by Trent-PA on 8 Jan 2024 at 3:19AM But that enormous piece of spinach caught between your front teeth prevents me from focusing on anything else.
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Posted by LittleTree on 7 Jan 2024 at 11:47AM Poll is up for the chance to win one of the new tokens. (#5567749) Re: Youth is When Youâre Allowed to Stay up Late on New Yearâs Eve. Middle Age is When
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Posted by *Gary* on 2 Jan 2024 at 11:39AM Wishing you were young so you could do it like you used to do
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Posted by Trent-PA on 2 Jan 2024 at 6:52AM You convince yourself that "staying up late" means 10 p.m.
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Posted by fatdaddy on 1 Jan 2024 at 7:00PM you welcome in the new year fast asleep on the side of the road in your rig's sleeper.
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 1 Jan 2024 at 5:27PM Been there....Done that.....Have fun youngsters.
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Posted by izzy on 1 Jan 2024 at 10:13AM DVR the ball dropping and watch it the next day when you finally get out of bed.
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Posted by LittleTree on 1 Jan 2024 at 9:10AM We have new 2024 tokens! Bring in the new year by winning one of the above para tokens for your profile page! Make it as funny as your can!(#5566005) Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
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Posted by *Gary* on 28 Dec 2023 at 5:26AM (#5565756) Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by *Gary* on 28 Dec 2023 at 5:25AM very much not sure if this has been done yet but if not number four :,thanks: its hard to keep up with all the discussions boarbs sometimes as prescribed to every one of themMerry Christmas and a happy New year and allmy clubs boards. (#5564226) Re: Winner of Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
Posted by jroyster on 23 Dec 2023 at 8:58AM Sorry, I should have read the post more carefully. I will take #3. THANK YOU!
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Posted by monkeytyper on 23 Dec 2023 at 8:07AM Thank you so much, I would love #10 and thanks for all you do to make GT fun
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Posted by Trent-PA on 22 Dec 2023 at 2:36PM Thanks Little Tree. I'd like token 10. Merry Christmas and best wishes for a happy and healthy 2024!
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Posted by LittleTree on 22 Dec 2023 at 9:56AM ..is....z71cat with her para ending of: Santa Claus put me on his naughty list because..I ate his milk and cookies last year. He really looked forward to those cookies! Look for a para token and 2 golderos coming to your profile page z71cat and let me know what Christmas token you would like. Thanks to everyone that entered the contests this year, the Para Board couldn't exist without you. Everyone who entered this contest will receive their choice of a Christmas token if they haven't received them all, so let me know by replying to this post what one you would like to have. They are: Jools Lil Red fatdaddy joenrondi GinnyB TowneKook- *Gary* Trent-PA PattyMac monkeytyper jroyster to each and every player that makes this board possible! LittleTree (#5562675) Re: Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
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Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:31AM What number Christmas token would you like to have TaUrUsRoSe?
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Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:29AM (#5562653) Winner(s) of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by LittleTree on 18 Dec 2023 at 9:01AM We have a tie! Winners of I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree are: Lil Red with: I was rocking around the Christmas Tree..Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland. TaUrUsRoSe...With all the little elves. Look for a goldero each and let me know what Christmas token you would like to have. (#5562040) Re: Santa Claus Put Me on His Naughty List Because
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Posted by monkeytyper on 14 Dec 2023 at 7:52AM I used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace the roll
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Posted by Trent-PA on 14 Dec 2023 at 4:11AM I left him a few slices of fruitcake (I guess he doesn't like it either).
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Posted by LittleTree on 12 Dec 2023 at 9:13AM Poll is up. Winner to receive a para token, Christmas token of their choice and golderos. (#5560705) Re: Winner of If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad was
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Posted by LittleTree on 11 Dec 2023 at 12:17PM ...jroyster with his ending para sentence of: If Mommy was caught kissing Santa Claus, Dad was..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus! Second place is Lil Red with..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause Let me know what Christmas token you would like and look for 1 goldero on your profile page jroyster (#5560167) Re: I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Dec 2023 at 4:21PM and it became a "unplugged" performance when Sparky turned the lights on.
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Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 8 Dec 2023 at 10:17AM With my granddaughter as we sang karaoke christmas songs..........
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Posted by Trent-PA on 6 Dec 2023 at 3:23PM When Santa arrived and his present to me was dance lessonsâhow embarrassing!
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Posted by PattyMac on 6 Dec 2023 at 3:12PM Well from what I can remember I ended up in the punch bowl!
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Posted by jroyster on 6 Dec 2023 at 2:36PM At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop (#5559003) I Was Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
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Posted by Lil Red on 6 Dec 2023 at 7:33AM Tripped, fell into the tree, broke a couple ornaments and tangled up in garland.
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Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2023 at 6:49PM ..got dizzy, fell into the eggnog and missed Santa Claus!
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Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2023 at 1:39PM Poll is up for a Christmas token of the winner's choice! (#5558673) Winner of Once You Start You Can't Stop
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Posted by LittleTree on 2 Dec 2023 at 12:50PM Poll is up for a chance to win a Christmas token shown above. (#5557688) Winner(s) of A Clear Conscience is a Sure Sign of
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Posted by LittleTree on 1 Dec 2023 at 9:25AM Last chance to get your entries in. A Christmas token will be given to the winner of the above poll and with each winner until Christmas. Which means we're moving faster for the month of December! (#5557271) Re: Once You Start You Can't Stop
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Posted by JanuarySnowAngel on 30 Nov 2023 at 3:12PM Sinnging....singing, singing, singing...SINGING...
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Posted by LittleTree on 29 Nov 2023 at 8:42PM Winner of the current poll will receive their choice of a Christmas token shown above. For the month of December, all winners to receive a Christmas token of their choice! We may go a little faster in these contests so players can win their Christmas tokens. So hurry and get those entries in!! (#5556644) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today
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Posted by *Gary* on 19 Nov 2023 at 1:47PM Being trsnsparant until your sub routines kick through your subconscience
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