The Monster Mash

I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

Frankenstein's monster from his slab did rise

And suddenly, to my surprise

🎶 He did the mash, He did the monster mash

He did the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 He did the mash, It caught on in a flash

He did the mash, He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from his electrodes

🎶 They did the mash, They did the monster mash

They did the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They did the mash, It caught on in a flash

They did the mash, They did the monster mash

The zombies all were having fun

The midnight party had just begun

The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son Alucard

Morticia danced with Lurch while Wednesday out-mashed them all

🎶 They danced the mash, They danced the monster mash

They danced the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They danced the mash, It caught on in a flash

They danced the mash, They danced the monster mash

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

🎶 They played the mash, They played the monster mash

They played the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They played the mash, It caught on in a flash

They played the mash, They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

🎶 It's now the mash, It's now the monster mash

It's now the mash, And it's a graveyard smash

🎶 It's now the mash, It caught on in a flash

It's now the mash, It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant, too..

When you get to the door, tell them Boris sent you

🎶 Then you can mash, Then you can monster mash

Then you can mash, And do my graveyard smash

🎶 Then you can mash, You’ll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash, You’ll do the monster mash

🎶 WHAA OOOOHH.. Whaa Oooohh…. whaa oooooooooohh……..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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