Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..should have jumped higher. Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire! (18%)
• ..Stepped on a bee! (14%)
• ..Was running away from the pack of dogs that were chasing him!! (9%)
• ..walked around the candlestick (why jump if you don't have to). (9%)
• ..Had the last name Sprat. He was really fat. (9%)
• ..broke the candlestick (9%)
• ..Made sure the candle was out (5%)
• ..just tripped with confidence. (5%)
• ..roasted his aspen fiber trousers. (5%)
• ..Was hiding from his wife. (5%)
• ..Runs into walls (5%)
• ..tripped over the candlestick! I remember it like it was yesterday. It was October 8, 1871. He was helping his ma milk cows for some extra money. (5%)
• ..was Mick Jagger! (5%)