Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..was born. (35%)
• ..when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time (13%)
• ..Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE. (13%)
• ..When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down. (13%)
• ..When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! (9%)
• ..while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted. (9%)
• ..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot! (4%)
• ..requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst (4%)